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Wil Donohue
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Seahorse Forever || All Trails Hater || Fun Haver
How dare these people leave their jobs when I began my presidency specifically asking them to do so?

They are 12. These guys are morons.
Trump on air traffic controllers: "A lot of people want the job. I was not happy when I saw all these people -- look, life is not so easy for anybody. Our country has never done better. We should not have had people leaving their jobs."
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Guy who calls people names and mocks people for a living now upset that he is being called names and being mocked”

Obvi, I am against hate speech but it just feels rich coming from this bone head
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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That ride has SEEN some things
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
To end the shutdown with ZERO concessions is so fucking pointless. Why do it at all? Why wreak havoc for NOTHING? Their president was literally saying “this is bad for us” - and you let them off the fucking hook
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hey guys - psst - we gotta get “centrist” people outta here ASAP - the party to follow truly is the Democratic Socialists.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
@ossoff.bsky.social @warnock.senate.gov

DO NOT PASS THE VOTE PLEASE FOR GEORGIA AND THE COUNTRY DO NOT PASS THE VOTE
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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This right here.
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If he caves his political career should be kaput. Get his ass outta here. Do not give in tonight!!
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Oh hell yeah. Thanks for the new bedtime read my man @sheaserrano.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent in D.C. is found not guilty of a misdemeanor at trial.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor after trial
A man who was charged with throwing a sandwich at a federal agent was found not guilty of one count of misdemeanor assault by a jury in Washington, D.C.
cbsn.ws
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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CNN: "A brand new report is out showing layoff announcements hit their highest level for October in over 20 years. It's painting a picture of a job market that is really hurting. US-based employers announced 150,074 job cuts in October, more than any October since 2003."
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“Rough for you normies that fly on commercial jets” - bro and all his peers won’t be touched by these issues. They don’t care.
Sean Duffy: "As we come into Thanksgiving, if we're still in a shutdown posture, it's gonna be rough out there. Really rough."
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The American people want, and deserve, pissed off representatives who are going to make noise and not stop fighting. Get in line or get out of the way.
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If I paid the kinds $$ it takes to see a World Series game you bet your ass I’m staying and cheering all game long. Weak ass fans
Mass exodus of Dodger fans when Blake Treinen’s name was announced.

One fan in my section “are you FUCKING KIDDING ME DAVE”

Why sit in parking lot traffic for 2 hours when ths Dodgers manager has conceded the game?
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
How can you see this and not think that this rhetoric is the model all dems should be leading with?

Jeffries, Schumer, and co are fucking morons
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social please please please at some point write up a lil something about True Detective S1. I would lose my mind Shea. Have a great day.
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Brad Keller takes home RP Pitch of the Year with his tantalizing sweeper. With a whiff rate of 47% and a StuffPro of -2.1, it was our highest rated pitch thrown by a reliever for the 2025 regular season.
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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it blows my mind that anyone is still pretending like trump is anything but a dictator, here is steve bannon talking about how they, in clear and certain terms, intends to install trump as president in 2028
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What a joke. “The best American is a working American”

“You only have value to the top 1% if you can work and produce”

Listen to these cronies! They’re not hiding how the feel. It’s disgusting how they think about the average American.
Dr Oz: "We should make you so healthy that you flourish in life and you engage the workplace. Getting America back to work full speed, getting you to work longer if you desire, that builds trillions of dollars of value to the GDP. That's the goal of the health system."
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Plenty of money for private jets. No money for your health care.
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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We have reached the point where the President is extorting payments from his own Justice Department.

He is demanding his own political appointees hand over YOUR taxpayer dollars to enrich himself.
October 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM