Mallory 🚀 ⚔️
@wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Enthusiasm enthusiast.
Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
My resolution for 2026 is to ingest more things with edible glitter in/on them
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
My resolution for 2026 is to ingest more things with edible glitter in/on them
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be jiggled about by one of those old timey weight loss machines
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be jiggled about by one of those old timey weight loss machines
Update: we DID watch Heated Rivalry and everyone is obsessed now! Also watched One Battle After Another and the Taylor Swift Eras Tour documentary. All were good!
What show should I watch with my mom and sister while they're visiting this week? Don't say Heated Rivalry, lmao
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Update: we DID watch Heated Rivalry and everyone is obsessed now! Also watched One Battle After Another and the Taylor Swift Eras Tour documentary. All were good!
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Barbari Weissand Effect
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Barbari Weissand Effect
What show should I watch with my mom and sister while they're visiting this week? Don't say Heated Rivalry, lmao
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What show should I watch with my mom and sister while they're visiting this week? Don't say Heated Rivalry, lmao
Lmaooooo @joshgondelman.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Lmaooooo @joshgondelman.bsky.social
If you're going to be a white quarterback in the NFL, you HAVE to look like a thumb. Those are the rules.
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you're going to be a white quarterback in the NFL, you HAVE to look like a thumb. Those are the rules.
I should specify - how do I keep kids occupied on winter break without it costing me $200/day
My kids are off school starting today until January 6 so I am once again asking HOW IN THE WORLD DO I KEEP KIDS OCCUPIED FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEKS IN THE WINTER
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I should specify - how do I keep kids occupied on winter break without it costing me $200/day
My kids are off school starting today until January 6 so I am once again asking HOW IN THE WORLD DO I KEEP KIDS OCCUPIED FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEKS IN THE WINTER
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My kids are off school starting today until January 6 so I am once again asking HOW IN THE WORLD DO I KEEP KIDS OCCUPIED FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEKS IN THE WINTER
In the year of our lord 2025. Smh Kit. 🙄
December 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In the year of our lord 2025. Smh Kit. 🙄
One internet cooking thing I'd like to leave in 2025 is calling everything "jammy."
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
One internet cooking thing I'd like to leave in 2025 is calling everything "jammy."
I really loved this and will be bookmarking it to come back later (and often).
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What do I do with this old-ass face? | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz
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December 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I really loved this and will be bookmarking it to come back later (and often).
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Malört is something everyone should experience on their first trip to Chicago and then never again.
Today’s That’s Marvelous newsletter is up featuring some thoughts about Judaism and community and nü-metal and Malört. Lots of umlauts this week. Read it all: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/162-malort-a...
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Malört is something everyone should experience on their first trip to Chicago and then never again.
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I think I should take Mondays off from staying informed
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I think I should take Mondays off from staying informed
Dear Santa I would like an upper and lower blepharoplasty for Christmas 🫶
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Dear Santa I would like an upper and lower blepharoplasty for Christmas 🫶
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that better not be an email in my inbox asking me to do my job i was paid to do
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
that better not be an email in my inbox asking me to do my job i was paid to do
Not to be That Michigan Native but the way people in Indiana freak out about one inch of snow needs to be studied in a lab
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Not to be That Michigan Native but the way people in Indiana freak out about one inch of snow needs to be studied in a lab
Quetzal! They are so pretty and their name rhymes with pretzel!
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Quetzal! They are so pretty and their name rhymes with pretzel!
I've now purchased as many gifts for myself as for other people during this holiday season so I'm counting it as a success
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I've now purchased as many gifts for myself as for other people during this holiday season so I'm counting it as a success
My hair is finally long enough for the Cunty Little Bob of my dreams
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My hair is finally long enough for the Cunty Little Bob of my dreams
Really, Time?? An AI prompt box right in the middle of the screen that you can't X out of and that follows you as you scroll? Maybe the most annoying implementation of AI I've seen, and that's saying something.
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Really, Time?? An AI prompt box right in the middle of the screen that you can't X out of and that follows you as you scroll? Maybe the most annoying implementation of AI I've seen, and that's saying something.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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