Jer A (Whytmage)
whytmage.bsky.social
Jer A (Whytmage)
@whytmage.bsky.social
Lover of games and music. Successful (ish?) maker of both. Happily married cat dad.

This is not a Metaphor Refantazio stan account. But it could be. It really could be.
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To all my new friends and followers, my old friends and followers, and the likely foreign bots who will harvest my info and call me about my cars extended warranty, hello and welcome! My opinions and tweets are my own and do not reflect the views of my company or any sane person.
@alyssamilano.bsky.social eloquently penning my exact feelings on the whole MTG bullshit.

You want forgiveness, Temu Barbie trash? These are the terms.

Short of this, your words mean jack shit.
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The second most exciting 8 inches I could hope for.

Which, like every 8 inches promised, will be significantly less than advertised and leave me disappointed.
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
More than that, where was this anti redistricting nonsense when Texas was stealing seats? The hypocracy is ripe and no one with authority says a fucking word.
I honestly don’t think this threat means as much as it once did. It seems to me that the people he endorses tend to lose now.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Didn't Cloudflare shit the bed like a month ago?
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I have so much rage and anger at greedy fucker who are in charge of creative people.

I hope they don't settle. I hope the take Krafton for a ton and.forxe them to publicly admit and gave some consequences.

They won't. But I hope someone actually faces the music for this cause it's bullshit.
Subnautica 2's ousted founders are alleging in court that publisher Krafton intentionally took over the studio and delayed the game to avoid paying a bonus.

They also allege the CEO asked ChatGPT how to avoid paying the earnout.

(Read more: Game Developer)
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Just checking, has anyone reached out to @monicalewinsky.bsky.social for her take on all this?

I know she's not involved and prolly wants nothing to od with it, and all, but damn I need some of her perspective on this.

And by "perspective" I mean "brilliant cutting hummer". Er... humor.

Not Bill Clinton?

No

It’s not him

I wondered how long it would take til someone found some sort of evidence to confirm or refute the whole thing
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I don't suppose I have any mutuals at @adhocstudio.com who wants to bring me on as a junior producer remote early next year...

Just asking for a friend..... And that friend is me.
NEW: the new game Dispatch is a huge hit (1 million copies!). But few people know how close it came to never existing.

Here's the wild story, from a canceled Splinter Cell game (scoop!) to a Telltale divorce to the founders not taking paychecks for six months: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
The Turbulent, Seven-Year Saga Behind Hit Game ‘Dispatch’
The narrative, superhero game starring Aaron Paul of ‘Breaking Bad’ sold 1 million copies in the 10 days following its Oct. 22 release
www.bloomberg.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Super Mario RPG
Name an S-Tier Videogame.
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Holy shit that's true. Everyone was pointing and yelling about a child molestation ring. Tuns out the call was coming from inside the house.
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"If you don't have generational wealth, you should have generational trauma."

@jessecox.bsky.social is the voice of this generation.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I believe the term is "raped a child". It should read "Matt Gaetslz exploited a homeless teen and raped her."
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Wow, the fucking east coast vias reigns supreme.

Cal deserved this so much more. Absolute bullshit.

I'm not saying a judge wasn't great. But Raleigh was exceptional. There's no justification for this. 17 writers were abjectly and factually incorrect and biased.

www.mlb.com/news/aaron-j...
Judge edges Raleigh, joins Yankees Hall of Famers as a 3-time MVP
NEW YORK – Ask the people who share a clubhouse with Aaron Judge, and they’ll tell you he’s the best they’ve ever played with. On Thursday, the voters agreed, handing the Yankees' captain his third Am...
www.mlb.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
No spoilers, but Royd is the fucking GOAT. The truest hero to ever hero and I will hear-o no arguments.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today was really hard. The last few days have been rough but today was especially hard.

I need this next two months over. I'm just so goddamn tired.
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think Dispatch may be my GoTY. I mean it's a stacked field but that may be one of the best written games I've played ever.
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is true under the following conditions:

* the game is already set up and ready.
* the characters are already established and levelled.
* all the players know how the game works in advance.
* there is no cleanup.

-or-

* the "m" stands for months.
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Or as its better known by most companies, a trailer.
A Nintendo Direct for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie will air Wednesday, November 12. gameinformer.com/2025/11/10/a...
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I had to stop playing Date Everything because the characters were making me cry by forcing me to relate with my neuroses. Now Dispatch has done basically the same thing with the hero who believes all he will ever be is a failure.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Wordle 1,604 4/6

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Holy shit that felt awesome.
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm so angry that I fucking knew what Dispatch was going to do to end episode 6 and I am still bawling my eyes out.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Man I really am not looking forward to the next couple years of AI slop games with AI QA and AI justification.

Looks like stardew is back on the menu!
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm fucking laughing so hard I'm crying. But omg it's so true.
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me every minute working at the 'zon call center.
Me on call with the most annoying people ever (They're my friends and I love them all so much)
#Dispacth #meme
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM