Jer A (Whytmage)
whytmage.bsky.social
Jer A (Whytmage)
@whytmage.bsky.social
Lover of games and music. Successful (ish?) maker of both. Happily married cat dad.

This is not a Metaphor Refantazio stan account. But it could be. It really could be.
The second most exciting 8 inches I could hope for.

Which, like every 8 inches promised, will be significantly less than advertised and leave me disappointed.
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is true under the following conditions:

* the game is already set up and ready.
* the characters are already established and levelled.
* all the players know how the game works in advance.
* there is no cleanup.

-or-

* the "m" stands for months.
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM TWO LASER VOIDS! #gaycatdad #Halloween #voidcatz
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Dr Mom would be proud!
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
October 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
So.... Go over all of my notes and presentation for the 150th time to make sure I hold for laughter in the right places? Okay I guess, idk how that will help get the #EpsteinFiles out faster but I guess I'll try....
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That made me think of this.
September 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It's giving this
September 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I have a new mantra it seems...
August 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Okay jesus christ game, can you stop making every character my exact neuroses please?
August 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Real this vibes
August 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Define "peak gaming".

I mean it's pretty obvious...
July 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Here I thought you call yourself a shit poster.

Define "peak gaming"
July 16, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Wow Rimworld, I don't appreciate being called out like this...
July 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I feel your pain.

This is the face of "I've already done three laps around the bed, shown you my anus, whipped you in the face with my tail, meowed multiple times and have given up."
July 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I have minimal followers who don't engage with social media and that's okay

But curious what people who don't know me or randomly see me in their discovery page get and add here.

Plus the few friends I have on here are good for a dopamine hit every now and then so... Go nuts!
July 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
😉
July 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I'm not a huge fan of Valve's new definitiion of "free"...
June 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Me: Starbucks, why your app not let me place order? The one thing that makes me still go here is the ease of order and pick up without talking to someone.

If you take that away,
I can't excuse the burnt coffee or exorbitant prices or abyssmal employment practices.

Also me:
June 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Did i already share this? I don't remember but here it is again.
June 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
On other news, I saw the Astros were trending so checked out Google to see why.

Hmm, not sure. This pic may be something. Or not. I'll just post it here. I'm sure it's not anything big.
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
@staarland.bsky.social Congrats on your nomination! I did a small quiet cheer when I saw this this morning!!
May 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Your call is very important to us and will be answered as soon as I've had kibble.
May 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Yes I'm playing GTAVI for the plot.

The Plot:
May 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Alcatraz is on an island.

Making it substantially bigger is... I mean.. It's not impossible but...

This is fucking surreal...
May 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM