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almond milk is terrible
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
almond milk is terrible
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a novel titled If You Give a Bitch a Blowjob
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
a novel titled If You Give a Bitch a Blowjob
I am choosing not to chop off my dick for now hope that's ok
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am choosing not to chop off my dick for now hope that's ok
doing extra farts today just to piss off this motorist
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
doing extra farts today just to piss off this motorist
i'm working on my mental health
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
i'm working on my mental health
have I really been a naughty girl or was my behavior a natural response to the bullshit I have to put up with
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
have I really been a naughty girl or was my behavior a natural response to the bullshit I have to put up with
Unionizing the Dicksucking Factory
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Unionizing the Dicksucking Factory
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
tfw no one to gift with sloppy toppy on International Men's Day
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
tfw no one to gift with sloppy toppy on International Men's Day
any and all further crashouts will be conducted off-site
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
any and all further crashouts will be conducted off-site
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2025 is like if pets dot com had tens of billions of dollars in government contracts, and every other company on earth will go bankrupt if nobody buys enough dog toys.
also they all talk openly about how the puppet may kill us all but, they feel it's necessary to keep putting it on their hand.
also they all talk openly about how the puppet may kill us all but, they feel it's necessary to keep putting it on their hand.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
2025 is like if pets dot com had tens of billions of dollars in government contracts, and every other company on earth will go bankrupt if nobody buys enough dog toys.
also they all talk openly about how the puppet may kill us all but, they feel it's necessary to keep putting it on their hand.
also they all talk openly about how the puppet may kill us all but, they feel it's necessary to keep putting it on their hand.
"whats ur discord" "join our discord" "hey heres our discord"
no
no
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"whats ur discord" "join our discord" "hey heres our discord"
no
no
girl who needs mountains or girl that needs more sleep and water around me. can't really decide
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
girl who needs mountains or girl that needs more sleep and water around me. can't really decide
daily
Area Woman's Farts Didn't Smell Like a Perfect Bouquet Today. Haters Are Seething
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
daily
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Boss I can’t come in because the future I was supposed to be working toward doesn’t exist
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Boss I can’t come in because the future I was supposed to be working toward doesn’t exist
okay, here's an answer for that silly question "why did they post that that one embarrassing rap verse during her twitter crashout" it was an attempt at satirical humour during a mental crisis, your honor
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
okay, here's an answer for that silly question "why did they post that that one embarrassing rap verse during her twitter crashout" it was an attempt at satirical humour during a mental crisis, your honor
I'm definitely feeling sleepy though
uh so idk if I'm actually a gallows humour appreciator anymore
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'm definitely feeling sleepy though
Area Woman's Farts Didn't Smell Like a Perfect Bouquet Today. Haters Are Seething
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Area Woman's Farts Didn't Smell Like a Perfect Bouquet Today. Haters Are Seething
uh so idk if I'm actually a gallows humour appreciator anymore
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
uh so idk if I'm actually a gallows humour appreciator anymore
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today's unprecedented foreign terror designation of Antifa has resulted in exactly zero (0) cable news segments 👍
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
today's unprecedented foreign terror designation of Antifa has resulted in exactly zero (0) cable news segments 👍
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The scale is waste.
The waste is fraud.
The fraud is systemic.
Collapse is certain.
The waste is fraud.
The fraud is systemic.
Collapse is certain.
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The scale is waste.
The waste is fraud.
The fraud is systemic.
Collapse is certain.
The waste is fraud.
The fraud is systemic.
Collapse is certain.