shawn eisenach
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shawn eisenach
@wholewheattoast.com
"Work is the curse of the drawing class."

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Do amazon film execs also wonder where mommy goes when playing peek-a-boo?
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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This week’s newsletter is about getting out of the boiling pot of water and deciding not to climb back in.
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How to point at fascists and laugh
The last slide from my new talk. It plays a role below. Contribute to my eventual bail fund at $2 a pop. This week’s question comes from me, actually: How...
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November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Winsor McCay on tariffs
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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From the top rope
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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If speaking out against fascism is “bad for your brand” then your brand is fascism.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Who among us could forget Christ's famous teachings like, "Fuck the Poor", and, "Empathy is for losers"?
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Prince Andrew moving out of the Royal Lodge and into the Black Lodge.
October 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hey, you know that money you are saving from cancelling disney + in protest. Donate that to your local food bank.
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wait, he *did* get a cover up, and somehow made it **worse**???
Seems obvious to just book a cover up session, live stream it, using the moment to talk about owning up to mistakes and growing as an adult and politician. Maybe try to raise a little cash for a good cause or register voters at the same time. Why are the people who want these jobs so bad at this?
October 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Seems obvious to just book a cover up session, live stream it, using the moment to talk about owning up to mistakes and growing as an adult and politician. Maybe try to raise a little cash for a good cause or register voters at the same time. Why are the people who want these jobs so bad at this?
October 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
@vocalfry.bsky.social how about bringing back "news boy" and ditching the ai Sinatra?
October 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
September 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Drawings of people on their phones.
September 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Was able to get my covid booster in washington state today. Had to have an rx from primary care physician and confirm my reasons to the pharmacist, but got it.
September 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Crazy how they got dame darcy to do a music video for a netflix show.
September 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Trump, who is totally not dead, is increasingly late to his own press conference - for secret reasons.
September 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wondering if John Prine was the wisest choice after a long weekend.
September 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
feelings followed by @creamocoyl.bsky.social again on Tuesdays. very excited.
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Despite his death this weekend, trump was also able to find the time to attempt the trafficking of 300 children out of the united states illegally.
August 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My kid’s listening to a history podcast which is talking about Benedict Arnold and how he intentionally weakened West Point’s defenses in an act of treason. For no reason at all this strikes a contemporary chord.
August 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Remember, it's scientifically proven that people under 65 years of age, who reside in the united states, can not contract the COVID-19 virus.
August 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Does Michael Jackson exist in the Alien Earth universe?
August 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM