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Whitnea Wonka
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it fucken WHITNEA
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i don't know if i've ever felt more hopeless than watching an elderly black man get dragged out of the room for calling out fascism while dozens of white people sat silently with their lollipop signs and watched and did nothing
He stood alone with courage in the face of tyranny.
March 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
T-minus 5 hours til I get to head home. The best part of visiting Alabama is leaving Alabama.
November 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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I chipped a tooth from the strain of prolonged polite smiling.
November 29, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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stop
showing
me
elon
tweets
you
fucks
November 28, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Here's a novel idea: instead of bitching about the annoying resistance libs, just block them like MAGAs. I'm seeing wayore of the complaints than the actual problem. *That's* what's fucking up the vibe.
November 25, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Being a 1099 "employee" is pretty sweet day to day. Oh you want me to be available during these set hours? You want me to work every single work day? Better get me on a W-2 then.

Til then I'll be doing whatever I want, thanks.
November 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I am a 30 year old woman why am I waking up with the fuckin skibidi toilet song in my head
July 14, 2023 at 12:13 PM
*Obama coming to terms with his addiction and begging it to go away* uhhhmm let me be, beer
July 10, 2023 at 12:19 AM
This is true again. How dare you tell me when to leave I can't believe this
Checkout times are fascistic and biphobic. I should be allowed to stay snuggly in my little dark hole of a room for as long as I please.
July 9, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Update: this failed bc the water smelled bad. I half want to make a joke but I mostly just feel awful for the people that live in this community. How shitty to have water that smells bad coming from your taps.
Should go to sleep but I'm not the kind of idiot that wastes a motel with jets in the tub. Gonna relax and hope my immune system can handle it.
July 9, 2023 at 5:19 AM
July 9, 2023 at 5:08 AM
acab includes this kid
July 9, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Should go to sleep but I'm not the kind of idiot that wastes a motel with jets in the tub. Gonna relax and hope my immune system can handle it.
July 9, 2023 at 5:00 AM
*scribbling notes* Oppenheimer style but like oppa Gangnam style? Is that anything?

*furiously crossing it out*
July 9, 2023 at 4:56 AM
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Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave
July 6, 2023 at 1:40 AM
ℹ️ This user is sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee Freeze.
July 5, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Wrong it's actually inversely proportional
post quality is completely unrelated to follower count

few know this
July 4, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Coming back home is so rad. First up this morning, go bail my uncle out of jail. Later tonight we're gonna set off too much money's worth of theoretically legal fireworks.

Rednecks know how to party.
July 3, 2023 at 2:45 PM
IMPORTANT TIP FOR NEWSKIES: don't trust me with hammers

Why did you give me this hammer

I am chasing you with a hammer
July 3, 2023 at 1:49 PM
I miss reddit, man. There's just no good replacement for that kind of time sink.
July 3, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Observation from the road: Louisiana has a really weirdly high amount of syphilis awareness billboards.
July 2, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Checkout times are fascistic and biphobic. I should be allowed to stay snuggly in my little dark hole of a room for as long as I please.
July 2, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Also this motel definitely perfumes their shower curtains and it's weird.
July 1, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Checked into my road trip motel, realizing I'm wearing a Dimension 20 shirt, carrying a Critical Role bag, and I'm a hurry bc my dnd game starts soon and I've gotta get my laptop set up.

I think I have a problem.
July 1, 2023 at 10:56 PM
For the full experience, please know that this was across the street from a Waffle House.
July 1, 2023 at 8:31 PM