Whitney
@whit.bsky.social
tastefully unemployed
she/her
📍our nation’s capital
she/her
📍our nation’s capital
they need to invent a beer that’s as romantic to drink as red wine. drinking a west coast IPA and dancing alone to jazz in your living room just doesn’t cut it
December 5, 2023 at 12:57 AM
they need to invent a beer that’s as romantic to drink as red wine. drinking a west coast IPA and dancing alone to jazz in your living room just doesn’t cut it
going to start posting again and by associate cross-posting to Twitter, and also if you like the same post across both platforms that means you’re flirting with me FYA
December 5, 2023 at 12:57 AM
going to start posting again and by associate cross-posting to Twitter, and also if you like the same post across both platforms that means you’re flirting with me FYA
on the days I get the nyt connections without any errors I feel like the smartest person alive, on the days I do not complete the nyt connections I should be on s***ide watch
November 30, 2023 at 11:04 PM
on the days I get the nyt connections without any errors I feel like the smartest person alive, on the days I do not complete the nyt connections I should be on s***ide watch
recipe test was fruitful: brought these to Friendsgiving
November 30, 2023 at 2:40 AM
recipe test was fruitful: brought these to Friendsgiving
I made some phenomenal focaccia today (tgiving recipe test)
1:
50% Butternut squash (roasted w fresh grated ginger)
50% Cranberry
All topped with rosemary and glazed with olive oil and honey
2:
50% Tomato
50% Confit garlic
All topped with thinly sliced leeks and shaved Parmesan and olive oil
1:
50% Butternut squash (roasted w fresh grated ginger)
50% Cranberry
All topped with rosemary and glazed with olive oil and honey
2:
50% Tomato
50% Confit garlic
All topped with thinly sliced leeks and shaved Parmesan and olive oil
November 19, 2023 at 7:23 PM
I made some phenomenal focaccia today (tgiving recipe test)
1:
50% Butternut squash (roasted w fresh grated ginger)
50% Cranberry
All topped with rosemary and glazed with olive oil and honey
2:
50% Tomato
50% Confit garlic
All topped with thinly sliced leeks and shaved Parmesan and olive oil
1:
50% Butternut squash (roasted w fresh grated ginger)
50% Cranberry
All topped with rosemary and glazed with olive oil and honey
2:
50% Tomato
50% Confit garlic
All topped with thinly sliced leeks and shaved Parmesan and olive oil
sorry I didn’t answer your text babe I was taking the RAADS-R then shutting down to rethink every life experience up until that point
October 16, 2023 at 11:02 PM
sorry I didn’t answer your text babe I was taking the RAADS-R then shutting down to rethink every life experience up until that point
if I’m not supposed to fall asleep with lit candles then why do they make the candles so cozy and relaxing
October 15, 2023 at 10:07 PM
if I’m not supposed to fall asleep with lit candles then why do they make the candles so cozy and relaxing
googling “how to flirt from afar” at the bar while flirting from afar
October 11, 2023 at 10:33 PM
googling “how to flirt from afar” at the bar while flirting from afar
for all the 2012-2016 tumblr “stop romanticizing mental illness” talk I kinda wish someone would romanticize my mental illness for me rn, it’s not going away so might as well make it cool and desirable
October 8, 2023 at 8:16 PM
for all the 2012-2016 tumblr “stop romanticizing mental illness” talk I kinda wish someone would romanticize my mental illness for me rn, it’s not going away so might as well make it cool and desirable
Reposted by Whitney
It's cool that your basic brain runs fine with no pharmaceutical intervention. However, my fancy complex brain requires medicinal calibration to run correctly. Like a fancy car requiring premium gas and a special mechanic. My brain is not chemically imbalanced. It's a high performance luxury car.
September 3, 2023 at 3:44 PM
It's cool that your basic brain runs fine with no pharmaceutical intervention. However, my fancy complex brain requires medicinal calibration to run correctly. Like a fancy car requiring premium gas and a special mechanic. My brain is not chemically imbalanced. It's a high performance luxury car.
I will admit it… they got me on this one
October 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
I will admit it… they got me on this one
Reposted by Whitney
Pleasure to chat with the inimitable Brian Jordan Alvarez, a legend of internet comedy whose off-the-cuff song "Sitting" has inspired club remixes and covers in every style from opera to heavy metal. Shockingly, he gave the interview from a makeshift standing desk:
Mad Genius Behind the Viral Song ‘Sitting’ Actually Prefers to Stand
How actor and comedian Brian Jordan Alvarez created the viral and widely covered meme song 'Sitting.'
www.rollingstone.com
September 29, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Pleasure to chat with the inimitable Brian Jordan Alvarez, a legend of internet comedy whose off-the-cuff song "Sitting" has inspired club remixes and covers in every style from opera to heavy metal. Shockingly, he gave the interview from a makeshift standing desk:
this b*tch on Duolingo is trying to steal my spot on the leaderboard AND my whole look
September 25, 2023 at 3:07 AM
this b*tch on Duolingo is trying to steal my spot on the leaderboard AND my whole look
bought new glasses and I fear my aesthetic is reaching treacherous, near Jessica Day-levels of cutesy nice bookish girl
September 23, 2023 at 1:57 AM
bought new glasses and I fear my aesthetic is reaching treacherous, near Jessica Day-levels of cutesy nice bookish girl
I’m not just “”making coffee at home,”” I’m disrupting the little treat economy
September 21, 2023 at 8:35 PM
I’m not just “”making coffee at home,”” I’m disrupting the little treat economy
whenever I see women who look vaguely like me in face and/or body type online or in public I feel so compelled to tell them how beautiful I think they are but also afraid the compliment will not land well 😭 I love to see people with my features looking cute it’s so reassuring
September 14, 2023 at 1:42 AM
whenever I see women who look vaguely like me in face and/or body type online or in public I feel so compelled to tell them how beautiful I think they are but also afraid the compliment will not land well 😭 I love to see people with my features looking cute it’s so reassuring
having a best friend is so fun
September 12, 2023 at 2:11 PM
having a best friend is so fun
listening to too many Jane Austen audiobooks and now my internal monologue sounds like a 50 year old British stage actress with a rather unattractive surplus of self regard
September 7, 2023 at 9:38 PM
listening to too many Jane Austen audiobooks and now my internal monologue sounds like a 50 year old British stage actress with a rather unattractive surplus of self regard
I’m very semi-serious about starting this
a leftist political job board aggregator called The Cabal
August 28, 2023 at 9:59 PM
I’m very semi-serious about starting this
a leftist political job board aggregator called The Cabal
August 28, 2023 at 9:59 PM
a leftist political job board aggregator called The Cabal
just ate a big bowl of berries and cream and am laying down for an afternoon nap like a rabbit in a children’s book
August 26, 2023 at 10:31 PM
just ate a big bowl of berries and cream and am laying down for an afternoon nap like a rabbit in a children’s book
eating a place other than your house: take a little digestive stroll, mmm, good
eating at your house: lie down and rub your tummy, mmmm, fantastic
eating at your house: lie down and rub your tummy, mmmm, fantastic
this might be true but the best thing you can do is lie down and rub your tummy
August 24, 2023 at 12:41 AM
eating a place other than your house: take a little digestive stroll, mmm, good
eating at your house: lie down and rub your tummy, mmmm, fantastic
eating at your house: lie down and rub your tummy, mmmm, fantastic
how normal is it to be terrified of asking your landlords for things? My garbage disposal has broken again and I’m afraid they think I throw glass down the drain for fun
August 21, 2023 at 6:31 PM
how normal is it to be terrified of asking your landlords for things? My garbage disposal has broken again and I’m afraid they think I throw glass down the drain for fun
