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Whitney
@whit.bsky.social
tastefully unemployed
she/her

📍our nation’s capital
recipe test was fruitful: brought these to Friendsgiving
November 30, 2023 at 2:40 AM
I made some phenomenal focaccia today (tgiving recipe test)

1:
50% Butternut squash (roasted w fresh grated ginger)
50% Cranberry
All topped with rosemary and glazed with olive oil and honey

2:
50% Tomato
50% Confit garlic
All topped with thinly sliced leeks and shaved Parmesan and olive oil
November 19, 2023 at 7:23 PM
I will admit it… they got me on this one
October 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
this b*tch on Duolingo is trying to steal my spot on the leaderboard AND my whole look
September 25, 2023 at 3:07 AM
bought new glasses and I fear my aesthetic is reaching treacherous, near Jessica Day-levels of cutesy nice bookish girl
September 23, 2023 at 1:57 AM
having a best friend is so fun
September 12, 2023 at 2:11 PM
that’s fine 😔
August 18, 2023 at 1:14 PM
big barbenheimer plans in the works
July 21, 2023 at 5:37 PM
if this is you ((literally or figuratively)) please hit me up immediately I am not joking
July 15, 2023 at 4:20 AM
posting feet
July 11, 2023 at 12:04 PM
thinking constantly about the collarless suit in The Philadelphia Story
July 6, 2023 at 1:20 PM
July 6, 2023 at 1:56 AM
as someone who has depression and chronic migraines I’m allowed to take this weather personally
July 3, 2023 at 5:59 PM
crochet which looks like this !
June 30, 2023 at 6:52 PM
dc if you could get a lillet rosé spritz for $5 at cafes
June 30, 2023 at 1:19 PM
the wii nunchuk and only the nunchuk
June 20, 2023 at 7:27 PM
this economy is just not set up for people who want to wear silly outfits and ride cute bikes and yell atonally into the void
June 20, 2023 at 6:50 PM
breadskeeting is BACK: baked two loaves of bread for a work going away party and one for myself
June 20, 2023 at 5:12 PM
ahh I see the leadership from the Bureau of Unfortunate Names is represented here,,
June 18, 2023 at 12:09 AM
posting corporate food brands as pride flags every day this month until I forget, day 5: Pasta De Cecco
June 6, 2023 at 1:51 AM
posting corporate food brands as pride flags every day this month until I forget, day 4: Driscoll's

(note: horizontal bars are pulled from the packaging accent colors of the Big 4 Berries, yes i am aware of the bisexual palette here)
June 5, 2023 at 3:19 AM
posting corporate food brands as pride flags every day this month until I forget, day 3: Panera Bread
June 4, 2023 at 3:28 AM
posting corporate food brands as pride flags every day this month until I forget, day 2: Ben & Jerry's
June 2, 2023 at 3:32 PM
wearing this over my Panera SOUP bathing suit
June 1, 2023 at 6:06 PM
is this anything
June 1, 2023 at 5:55 PM