✨cuntrarian🖕🏾
@whatevrnevermind.bsky.social
Artist👩🏾🎨 Writer✍🏾 Pirate bae. #ofmd 🏴☠️ #helluva ho.🦉 Unrepentantly hot fuckboy philosopher(But ur daddy calls me Simp)
Old men kissing? 👨❤️💋👨 oh bb that’s my Super Bowl. 30something depending on the lighting.
Pfp: @emcolbs
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
Old men kissing? 👨❤️💋👨 oh bb that’s my Super Bowl. 30something depending on the lighting.
Pfp: @emcolbs
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
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The world has a hole in it.
"Fucks sake," Ed grumbles, closing-out Twitter with the afflicted sigh of existentialism. Or pessimism. These days, he can hardly tell the difference. "Just a wasteland of bullshit."
"Fucks sake," Ed grumbles, closing-out Twitter with the afflicted sigh of existentialism. Or pessimism. These days, he can hardly tell the difference. "Just a wasteland of bullshit."
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You just KNOW Stede would be insufferable if he had a Jigglypuff. Constantly gossiping with her, giving snide remarks so she giggles, laughing when she puts someone to sleep because they had terrible taste in shirts.
February 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
You just KNOW Stede would be insufferable if he had a Jigglypuff. Constantly gossiping with her, giving snide remarks so she giggles, laughing when she puts someone to sleep because they had terrible taste in shirts.
Who are y’alls top 3-5 stand up comedians?
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Who are y’alls top 3-5 stand up comedians?
Hey yall @wesmanderson.bsky.social and I are gonna do a Mel brooks-a-thon Sunday June 28th on discord. Joiners? 👀
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Hey yall @wesmanderson.bsky.social and I are gonna do a Mel brooks-a-thon Sunday June 28th on discord. Joiners? 👀
Izzy..do these clouds look like sausages?
Meteorologist Ed Teach: "Izzy -- look at the weather radar here - that storm front. Does that look like ---"
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Izzy..do these clouds look like sausages?
When I turned 30 I started running into myself. shes an adult.
I don’t remember applying for that job.
I think I missed my whole 20s.
Maybe I stepped out for a smoke.
Came back ten years later.
I don’t remember applying for that job.
I think I missed my whole 20s.
Maybe I stepped out for a smoke.
Came back ten years later.
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
When I turned 30 I started running into myself. shes an adult.
I don’t remember applying for that job.
I think I missed my whole 20s.
Maybe I stepped out for a smoke.
Came back ten years later.
I don’t remember applying for that job.
I think I missed my whole 20s.
Maybe I stepped out for a smoke.
Came back ten years later.
All my favorite songs are
slow and sad
All my favorite people
make me mad
Everything that feels so good is
bad bad bad
All my favorite songs are
slow and sad
slow and sad
All my favorite people
make me mad
Everything that feels so good is
bad bad bad
All my favorite songs are
slow and sad
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
All my favorite songs are
slow and sad
All my favorite people
make me mad
Everything that feels so good is
bad bad bad
All my favorite songs are
slow and sad
slow and sad
All my favorite people
make me mad
Everything that feels so good is
bad bad bad
All my favorite songs are
slow and sad
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Taking a little OFMD poll! Are you still in love with our pirates? I don’t think our fandom is dead! Crew for life! Sound off! #ofmd #crew4life #ourflagmeansdeath
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Taking a little OFMD poll! Are you still in love with our pirates? I don’t think our fandom is dead! Crew for life! Sound off! #ofmd #crew4life #ourflagmeansdeath
Ik it’s always a toss up w white ppl and POCs—queer or not—I know this..but this BHM I can’t hold it in anymore! being black in queer spaces’ve been the most gaslighty, racist experiences I’ve ever had. I’m so disappointed! Idk why I expected MORE empathy and MORE compassion. Such a shame 🤷🏾♀️
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Ik it’s always a toss up w white ppl and POCs—queer or not—I know this..but this BHM I can’t hold it in anymore! being black in queer spaces’ve been the most gaslighty, racist experiences I’ve ever had. I’m so disappointed! Idk why I expected MORE empathy and MORE compassion. Such a shame 🤷🏾♀️
reached that depresh sweet spot where I get just this side of bored of rotting &do something cool till I burnout and need to reset for two weeks!(aka yall want this shit draft of my ‘the world has a hole in it’ update or are yall like ho its been 6mo wait till it’s actually good writing? 👇🏾
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 AM
reached that depresh sweet spot where I get just this side of bored of rotting &do something cool till I burnout and need to reset for two weeks!(aka yall want this shit draft of my ‘the world has a hole in it’ update or are yall like ho its been 6mo wait till it’s actually good writing? 👇🏾
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maybe it's a hyperfixation maybe it's hypomania maybe it's maybelline
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
maybe it's a hyperfixation maybe it's hypomania maybe it's maybelline
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Letting YT people use AAVE incorrectly and not correcting them>>>
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Letting YT people use AAVE incorrectly and not correcting them>>>
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NOBODY TELL THEM NOTHING
so apparently their newest bit of nonsense is thinking “unc” stands for uncool. i just..
a man in a white shirt is looking to his left
ALT: a man in a white shirt is looking to his left
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
NOBODY TELL THEM NOTHING
This BHM month all I want is for someone to white-on-white crime the Cheeto 👉🏾👈🏾
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
This BHM month all I want is for someone to white-on-white crime the Cheeto 👉🏾👈🏾
I.AM. GAAAAAAGGGGEEED
🖤🖤🖤😻🖤🖤🖤
🖤🖤🖤😻🖤🖤🖤
i needed to see it too! him in the whole look, in fact! (gorgeous btw!!)
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I.AM. GAAAAAAGGGGEEED
🖤🖤🖤😻🖤🖤🖤
🖤🖤🖤😻🖤🖤🖤
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It does not 'raise' questions CNN it answers them.
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It does not 'raise' questions CNN it answers them.
after a mtg with my bosses who are based in Mpls bc we’re doing a day where evryone deliversgroceries to immigrant families, my sister FaceTimed me bc she was scared that there was a big group of people running through her backyard area in her apartment and then right on their heels was ICE.
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
after a mtg with my bosses who are based in Mpls bc we’re doing a day where evryone deliversgroceries to immigrant families, my sister FaceTimed me bc she was scared that there was a big group of people running through her backyard area in her apartment and then right on their heels was ICE.
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‘Damn it Bob, think! You can’t let that little Springsteen twerp make you look like a bitch’
January 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
‘Damn it Bob, think! You can’t let that little Springsteen twerp make you look like a bitch’
I did a bangs
(Now I wanna see Ed w this 90s fine bang/flip over w/e tf this hairstyle is called) 💇🏽♀️
(Now I wanna see Ed w this 90s fine bang/flip over w/e tf this hairstyle is called) 💇🏽♀️
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I did a bangs
(Now I wanna see Ed w this 90s fine bang/flip over w/e tf this hairstyle is called) 💇🏽♀️
(Now I wanna see Ed w this 90s fine bang/flip over w/e tf this hairstyle is called) 💇🏽♀️
These first ten months of January have been exhausting
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
These first ten months of January have been exhausting
