joan
westvirginia.bsky.social
joan
@westvirginia.bsky.social
southpaw. i’m a dude btw
if my (soon to be former) boss hasn’t considered that i have 5 years worth of gossip to unload before my final day, they did not think through letting me go
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
thread of the day
RFK said he wanted Olivia Nuzzi to have his baby. Just imagine his raggedy old sperms rattling down his dong like gravel falling down a cast iron pipe, plinking and plonking until they shot out all catawampus every which way towards her uterus.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
people only say you’re a bad troll when they’ve stepped both feet into your expertly laid trap (three small leaves over a bear trap labeled “farts: free smells here”)
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
can’t wait to read this one honestly
The first section of our forthcoming book is a deep dive Gee's "Academic Transformation" at WVU from those who actually lived it; after you read it you won't be able to fathom why some people in the higher ed space still insist on taking him seriously. sunypress.edu/Books/T/The-...
The Campus Crisis Toolkit
sunypress.edu
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
my cat is so much better at shitting in boxes than i ever will be
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
what’s cool about the elizabeth spiers skeets is that they read -exactly- like all the lib trolls for the past few years. the weaponization of identity politics, the finger wagging - it kinda lays it bare that the anti-left trolls take their ideas from these messaging consultants.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
american ideas of corporeal justice are so ingrained folks are gonna be thankful to see patton banned as some sort of “fairness” in the moderation policy
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i hope patton comes back and he’s pissed about the suspension but 5 bucks he says “this was a good decision”
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
how was erythrosuchus real dawg lmfao this thing is ridiculous
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
thinkin bout the time the pizza delivery person asked to touch my hair before they left and still recoiling inside myself
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Very happy to announce that this artwork will be released as a limited edition print in collaboration with The Print Space!

To celebrate, I’m giving away one of these prints!
Sign up to my mailing list before November 26th to enter the giveaway ♥

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November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
if you had 250 bucks to spend on “wellness” which ranged from tattoos to coffee maker to yoga classes, what would yall spend it on?
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.

People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
well i was planning on posting whitechapel lyrics but i guess that’s fucking frowned upon here
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
seems important to note this part. i found it by scrolling down
The most difficult part of the research is to do with the conditions Hitler may have had. These are intriguing, but not conclusive and risk stigma for those who have neurodivergent or mental health conditions today. The piece gives contexts Sir Simon Baron-Cohen’s words crucial:
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
why is the search feature currently broken on this site
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
look, if you talk about someone in particular on a PUBLIC forum i just don’t think it makes any sense to feel like they aren’t allowed to chime in. being able to talk all the shit you want without that person responding, even if they’re stupid, isn’t realistic. to me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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i have increasingly less patience for people who refuse to save themselves, lately
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Alien poster I made a lil while back

www.artstation.com/artwork/Oozl4b
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
not toast
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
and it continues. officially watching the floorboards for structural weaknesses, don’t want this thing to fall out
first time in 10 years i’ve actually felt a sliver of hope is this day
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM