West Florissant
@westflorissant.bsky.social
Enjoying the whimsical dissociation while the world burns.
Twitter: @westflorissant
Twitter: @westflorissant
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To fight back, we MUST start over & start local.
We MUST come for the school boards. We MUST take them over & re-shape the educational system. We can have significant influence & stop discriminatory agendas.
Change starts on a local level. We overlooked & minimized these elections.
We MUST come for the school boards. We MUST take them over & re-shape the educational system. We can have significant influence & stop discriminatory agendas.
Change starts on a local level. We overlooked & minimized these elections.
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Thank god our government just awarded a $200 million contract to Grok, which just identified the man in this photo as Justin Bieber, and then said, “Whoops, sorry! That’s actually Martin Shrkeli.”
July 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Thank god our government just awarded a $200 million contract to Grok, which just identified the man in this photo as Justin Bieber, and then said, “Whoops, sorry! That’s actually Martin Shrkeli.”
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we are massively overdue for a revival of this glorious aesthetic era
July 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
we are massively overdue for a revival of this glorious aesthetic era
That Epstein list is coming out on day 1! Elect me. Just joking. There's no list. To prove that, here's some altered footage that proves I'm honest and no one murdered him. Why on Earth are you guys still talking about Epstein. He's old news, silly goose. Conspiracy theorist, the lot of you
July 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That Epstein list is coming out on day 1! Elect me. Just joking. There's no list. To prove that, here's some altered footage that proves I'm honest and no one murdered him. Why on Earth are you guys still talking about Epstein. He's old news, silly goose. Conspiracy theorist, the lot of you
Let's burn it all down and build something better. Release it.
July 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Let's burn it all down and build something better. Release it.
The Epstein files are in another castle.
July 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The Epstein files are in another castle.
Corey Feldman reported me to the FBI.
July 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Corey Feldman reported me to the FBI.
Wildly convenient.
July 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wildly convenient.
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First time a judge has decided a case based on hallucinated case law in the US that I've encountered.
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ga-cou...
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ga-cou...
July 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
First time a judge has decided a case based on hallucinated case law in the US that I've encountered.
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ga-cou...
caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ga-cou...
O beautiful for spacious skies! #4thofJuly
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
O beautiful for spacious skies! #4thofJuly
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Good thing we just fired tens of thousands of employees from DHS, CIA, Veterans Affairs, and cut thousands of contracts with defense and cybersecurity firms.
Stellar timing 👌
Stellar timing 👌
June 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Good thing we just fired tens of thousands of employees from DHS, CIA, Veterans Affairs, and cut thousands of contracts with defense and cybersecurity firms.
Stellar timing 👌
Stellar timing 👌
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. She is a novel
Made of ink, coffee, and tears
Made of ink, coffee, and tears
June 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
. She is a novel
Made of ink, coffee, and tears
Made of ink, coffee, and tears
*bombs Iran*
"now is the time for peace"
"now is the time for peace"
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
*bombs Iran*
"now is the time for peace"
"now is the time for peace"
I should let AI autocomplete my midlife crisis
June 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I should let AI autocomplete my midlife crisis
Brought to you by the letter N.
N is for Nuremberg trials.
N is for Nuremberg trials.
June 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Brought to you by the letter N.
N is for Nuremberg trials.
N is for Nuremberg trials.
Stay focused on Palantir.
We are distracted by Elon's ketamine induced trolling while we slide into a totalitarian police state. We will be tracked and surveilled by an algorithm and auto-targeting systems.
Life as we know it is nearly gone, and we will soon live in a techofeudalist hellscape.
We are distracted by Elon's ketamine induced trolling while we slide into a totalitarian police state. We will be tracked and surveilled by an algorithm and auto-targeting systems.
Life as we know it is nearly gone, and we will soon live in a techofeudalist hellscape.
June 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Stay focused on Palantir.
We are distracted by Elon's ketamine induced trolling while we slide into a totalitarian police state. We will be tracked and surveilled by an algorithm and auto-targeting systems.
Life as we know it is nearly gone, and we will soon live in a techofeudalist hellscape.
We are distracted by Elon's ketamine induced trolling while we slide into a totalitarian police state. We will be tracked and surveilled by an algorithm and auto-targeting systems.
Life as we know it is nearly gone, and we will soon live in a techofeudalist hellscape.
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Oh my god, they're asking the kids to choose.
June 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh my god, they're asking the kids to choose.
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Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online
June 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Let’s settle this like men by calling each other pedophiles online
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Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!
June 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!
MAGA today because they already sucked it up and bought an electric vehicle when Trump said to support Elon.
June 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
MAGA today because they already sucked it up and bought an electric vehicle when Trump said to support Elon.