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DOWN MAN
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Americans in our heads: Fuck you i won't do what you tell me
Americans IRL: yes boss
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A Modesto Proposal:

We eat the underage drinkers
Looks like it happens all the time but rarely or never as a punny allusion to Jonathan Swift.

From the January 7, 2007 Modesto Bee:
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Dying in New Hampshire is a terrible way to go
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Crestfallen to learn the Wichita airport code is not IKE
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
While my Keytar gently weeps
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In This
🏠
The Only
PELHAM
We Acknowledge
Is the Vincent D'Onofrio-fronted
TV Movie

youtu.be/DSzNROs237o?...
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If there's a bustle in your desk row
Don't be alarmed now
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
John Hughes?

🎶don't you forget about me🎶
New York Archbishops become Cardinals. The only one not to was its first Archbishop, John Hughes, who served as Archbishop from 1850-64. But Popes typically don't want two voting-age Cardinals in the same Diocese. That's not ironclad (DC currently has two, but Cardinal McElroy was already a... 1/
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Lost Pandemic-era Woody/Wesley straight-to-video buddy movie
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
RESOLVED: The Parallax View is a Christmas movie
Thrilled to be introducing one of my favorite movies of all time at the @paristheaternyc.bsky.social in New York freakin City
Gordon Willis’ iconic cinematography captures the paranoid style of Watergate-era American journalism in THE PARALLAX VIEW, screening Sunday, Dec 28 with intro by critic and author @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social.

Get tickets now!
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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damn woody is dressed like an ice agent and you can still tell who it is
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You know nothing of my work!
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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PROFESSIONAL NEWS: This Friday (Dec. 19) will be the final episode of Indiecast for the foreseeable future. Uproxx has discontinued production of the podcast I’ve hosted w/
Ian Cohen for just over five years as part of an overall downsizing of my role with the company. (1/2)
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
TIRED: A crew hijacked the Pelham IRT

WIRED: A crew hijacked the money train

INSPIRED: A crew hijacked the track geometry car
Spotted on the beat: Track Geometry Car 4 running uptown on the Lexington Ave. line express track through Grand Central
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
December 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thought this said "free replacement kid."

Glasses matter, folks.
#RECALL: Mamisan Pain Relieving Topical Ointment Containers. The ointment’s packaging is not child-resistant, posing a risk of serious injury or death from poisoning if the contents are swallowed by young children. Get free replacement lid. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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LaBarge was great on Rhythm of the Night
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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i saw Dry Piney open for Waxahatchee last summer
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Shute Creek was an Office spinoff cancelled after three episodes IIRC
The Dry Piney helium production and carbon dioxide sequestration project would rival ExxonMobil's neighboring Shute Creek plant near LaBarge by producing an estimated 10% or more of the world's helium supply.
Feds, Wyoming greenlight new helium plant, among world's largest - WyoFile
The Dry Piney helium production and CO2 sequestration project would rival ExxonMobil's neighboring Shute Creek plant near LaBarge.
wyofile.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ochre Overlord. That's a new one.
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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We are so far past the point where they are pretending that this is about safety
An immigrant driver from India is arrested by border patrol at the O’Hare rideshare lot. He said he has never committed a crime in 11 years in the United States: “oh my God no”
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM