WesKinetic
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WesKinetic
@weskinetic.bsky.social
People either love me or hate me. Or they think I’m OK.
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Not sure what I expected to read in the prologue of the book I just started, but this was not it. 😄
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That "MyPillow Guy/ShamWow Guy 2028" campaign is gonna be something else.
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I feel seen.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Today’s realization: the existence of deviled eggs implies the existence of holy eggs.

And now I have a solid theory behind the creation of Cadbury and Reese’s eggs.
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Did I just change my flight home to leave at 6 am instead of 5 pm just because I can’t sleep and I’m tired of dealing with people at this meeting?

Yes. Yes I did.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Nature is healing.
Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I feel like the NFL owes the entire country of Spain an apology for the 4th-and-goal calls by both Washington and Miami. Absolute coaching malpractice by both teams.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Uber-nerdy thought of the day: someone needs to write a screenplay for a movie that somehow connects “Spice World” as a prequel to “Dune.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lord of the Flies was the only book for which my English teacher mother ever let me use Cliff’s Notes.

35 years later, I just let my daughter use ChatGPT for the first time to help with her Lord of the Flies assignment.

Time is a flat circle. And Lord of the Flies still sucks.
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If 2025 was a movie . . .
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy Tire Air Pressure Warning Light Awareness Day to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! #gbr
BREAKING:

I am sorry to say that my original booze sale story, somehow, had the wrong data from Wisconsin. I have updated the story to reflect that the ACTUAL current leader should be Nebraska:

www.extrapointsmb.com/p/who-is-sel...
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old (50 years, 9 months and 6 days) when 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985.

Sadly I just learned that I passed the Brimley/Cocoon line yesterday. So that’s now a piece of knowledge I have to live with. 🤦‍♂️
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Happy "Let's circle back after the holidays" season to all who observe.
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November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“Michigan threeway” sounds like something you probably shouldn’t google on a work computer.
If Central Michigan wins this game, they win the Michigan Threeway Trophy (also called the Michigan MAC Trophy, apparently). Central already beat Eastern this year.

If they lose it, Western Michigan will retain the trophy from the previous year.
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you’re not getting up at 4 am to go tailgate at the state marching band championship, are you really even living?
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I need to see this man in space with the football in his hands.
Syracuse has a FOUR HUNDRED POUND 6-7 FRESHMAN.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Wait, I've seen this one!
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The @okcthunder.bsky.social are currently on pace to go 82-0 in 164 overtimes.
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October 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM