weegrump
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Cynics think I'm a downer
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If there are no consequences to the "president" for threatening political opponents with death or being cruel to reporters, then why is it even news? Just so we can all be sad about it?
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.

Here’s how to use them:
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I think they should hand over their press passes for one day to people like me and let us ask the questions
i find it so off-putting when you watch journalists interviewing politicians and you can tell they’re friendly, all in a big club that doesn’t serve the public’s interests. access journalism is the opposite of accountability journalism.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I understand the reasoning behind zeroing in on ICE & DHS abducting citizens. But when you lead with what's perceived as your most sympathetic cases, you cede the moral high ground & make arguing for others harder. It is wrong for armed, masked gestapo to grab people - doesn't matter their status.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Zoe's Animal Rescue Society in Edmonton has emptied their funds taking in some animals who need expensive surgeries. They were slammed pretty hard this year, and [gestures wildly at the world] donations aren't meeting the demand.

Please share/help as you can.

www.zoesanimalrescue.org/donate/
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
no those were placed but ok
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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A 50-mortgage already exist. It's called student loans.
Trying to think of a worse idea but I'm coming up short
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no way she coulda done it from up there
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
grave warning or warning from the grave?
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
MSN
www.msn.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
How to succeed to work:
Listen
Read the whole email
Follow directions
You're freakin' welcome
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
where was your endorsement
I’ve been interested in political speeches for as long as I can remember. I’ve listened to nearly every inaugural and major address, and I’ve given tons of public speeches myself.

Zohran’s talent in this arena ranks among the best. He’s damn good. Hella good. Remarkably good.

Crazy to watch.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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This morning I can see 67 votes to convict on a bill of impeachment.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
🎶we spanked their lil asses 🎵
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think for an article that includes the phrase 'race history' it behooves the author to define what is meant by 'elite athletes.'
www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/s...
Why global warming could be ‘rewriting race history’ at major marathon events | CNN
Runners already face a daunting challenge when they line up at the start of a marathon, but increasingly they might find themselves with another obstacle to reckon with: global warming.
www.cnn.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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With all these extrajudicial boat murders, we have a president who is not only an adjudicated rapist, but also an unapprehended serial killer.
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM