The Wizard, Weed
@weedwizard.bsky.social
Sometimes when I'm high I feel like posting without thinking about it too much.
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I deserve a burrito for cleaning the house. I do, yup, it's right there in the rules. If I clean, I get a treat.
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I deserve a burrito for cleaning the house. I do, yup, it's right there in the rules. If I clean, I get a treat.
I got to let it go. Some people just think they're the trans authority, and no matter how much hrt I do, I'll never be trans enough for them. Or they ditched me for coming out in the first place. It's not abusive to curate who's trans and who's not, huh? I shouldn't be mad at such a perfect being. 🙄
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I got to let it go. Some people just think they're the trans authority, and no matter how much hrt I do, I'll never be trans enough for them. Or they ditched me for coming out in the first place. It's not abusive to curate who's trans and who's not, huh? I shouldn't be mad at such a perfect being. 🙄
Angry still. No holiday cheer this year whatsoever.
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Angry still. No holiday cheer this year whatsoever.
If any Pokémon is a weed monster it's definitely Gloom. If I were a mon I'd be this one for sure.
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If any Pokémon is a weed monster it's definitely Gloom. If I were a mon I'd be this one for sure.
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Oh hey nice, finally found a way to shut him the fuck up
Anthony Joshua broke both of his jaws www.skysports.com/boxing/news/...
Jake Paul taken to hospital after suffering 'double broken jaw' in Anthony Joshua heavyweight fight
Anthony Joshua defeated Jake Paul in their heavyweight fight in Florida on Friday night; the American went to hospital with a double broken jaw and later confirmed he had undergone surgery after he wa...
www.skysports.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh hey nice, finally found a way to shut him the fuck up
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I love Heated Rivalry, I wish hockey was real
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I love Heated Rivalry, I wish hockey was real
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Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
OTTAWA - Canada's economy, which has spent the year reeling due to American tariffs, is finishing the year strong thanks to the country's new chief export, the gay hockey-romance drama Heated Rivalry.
www.thebeaverton.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
I started watching Heated Rivalry, and it's good. Episode 5 made me tear up a little.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I started watching Heated Rivalry, and it's good. Episode 5 made me tear up a little.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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dennor in 2025…??? got too lazy to finish but it was fun
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
dennor in 2025…??? got too lazy to finish but it was fun
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CARTOON/AKIRA16.GIF
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
CARTOON/AKIRA16.GIF
I saw that ffxiv sublord panda say he got 3 more houses today and to that end I'm happy with my WoW house. I'm good 👍 SE can keep letting that shit happen over there, fuck that games housing.
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I saw that ffxiv sublord panda say he got 3 more houses today and to that end I'm happy with my WoW house. I'm good 👍 SE can keep letting that shit happen over there, fuck that games housing.
If I see something I like with 69 likes on it I leave it alone so the next person can enjoy it
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If I see something I like with 69 likes on it I leave it alone so the next person can enjoy it
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I had fun with my friends today but then immediately after the gm confides in me that they want to disband the guild
a cartoon smiley face with tears coming out of it 's eyes and mouth .
ALT: a cartoon smiley face with tears coming out of it 's eyes and mouth .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I had fun with my friends today but then immediately after the gm confides in me that they want to disband the guild
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Australia will start a gun buyback program to take surplus, newly-banned and illegal firearms off the street, following the terror attack in Bondi Beach which left 15 people dead
Australia to Buy Back Guns After Bondi Beach Terror Attack
Australia will start a gun buyback program to take surplus, newly-banned and illegal firearms off the street, following the terror attack in Bondi Beach which left 15 people dead.
www.bloomberg.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Australia will start a gun buyback program to take surplus, newly-banned and illegal firearms off the street, following the terror attack in Bondi Beach which left 15 people dead
Coming up on a year anniversary and I'm still mad
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Coming up on a year anniversary and I'm still mad
Just did a face scan to verify my age on Bluesky.
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Just did a face scan to verify my age on Bluesky.
I guess I'm never going back to America again. They've got to be fucking kidding about searching 5 years of my social media to get across that fucking boarder. That shit is actually insane.
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I guess I'm never going back to America again. They've got to be fucking kidding about searching 5 years of my social media to get across that fucking boarder. That shit is actually insane.
I fell asleep with drag race on and I dreamt that RuPaul was a few tables away from me in a restaurant.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I fell asleep with drag race on and I dreamt that RuPaul was a few tables away from me in a restaurant.
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Luigi Mangione today in trial
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Luigi Mangione today in trial