Will”Birthday Heel Turn” Wininger
@wawininger.bsky.social
Formerly Huntsville, Alabama’s smallest comedian, now residing in Memphis, TN. Gimme the geeky stuff gimme the wrasslin’ gimme the memes
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
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Trump not moving enough tickets so he’s moving his “show” (inauguration) into the “small room” is a tale that every professional standup comic fears.
January 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trump not moving enough tickets so he’s moving his “show” (inauguration) into the “small room” is a tale that every professional standup comic fears.
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It's such a relief to know that the mayor is spending every waking moment looking out for the people of New York.
January 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's such a relief to know that the mayor is spending every waking moment looking out for the people of New York.
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It’s almost like privatizing things isn’t actually better for the public
Private company buys a public good. A few years go by and the company decides the public good is no longer worthwhile; the public suffers as a result.
This story arc is way too common in modern society.
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This story arc is way too common in modern society.
deadline.com/2024/12/max-...
December 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM
It’s almost like privatizing things isn’t actually better for the public
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When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
December 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.
They just don't care about YOU.
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yes yes the problem is clearly Hollywood, very astute
December 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
yes yes the problem is clearly Hollywood, very astute
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College freshman today were 6 years old in the 2012 election.
A student of mine (age 20) told me after class that he appreciates when I explain how US politics and media were different before, because the Trump era is all he’s seen.
This is what young Americans think politics is. It’s normal now.
A student of mine (age 20) told me after class that he appreciates when I explain how US politics and media were different before, because the Trump era is all he’s seen.
This is what young Americans think politics is. It’s normal now.
I think that folks aren't seriously thinking about the implications of young adults who know nothing other than a country which has normalized MAGA politics, God help us all.
December 14, 2024 at 1:02 PM
College freshman today were 6 years old in the 2012 election.
A student of mine (age 20) told me after class that he appreciates when I explain how US politics and media were different before, because the Trump era is all he’s seen.
This is what young Americans think politics is. It’s normal now.
A student of mine (age 20) told me after class that he appreciates when I explain how US politics and media were different before, because the Trump era is all he’s seen.
This is what young Americans think politics is. It’s normal now.
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horror movies arent scary. things like emails and schedules. those are scary.
October 12, 2023 at 10:51 PM
horror movies arent scary. things like emails and schedules. those are scary.
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So for anyone who doesn't get this. The Arch of Titus was constructed by Emperor Domitian to commemorate his brother Titus' deification and victory in:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_J...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_J...
October 11, 2023 at 12:52 AM
So for anyone who doesn't get this. The Arch of Titus was constructed by Emperor Domitian to commemorate his brother Titus' deification and victory in:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_J...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_J...
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Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
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Have not stopped thinking about this Castlevania Reddit comment for days
October 6, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Have not stopped thinking about this Castlevania Reddit comment for days
I was today year’s old when I realized that “Itsy Bitsy Spider” is just the Kidz Bop version of the myth of Sisyphus
October 6, 2023 at 1:49 AM
I was today year’s old when I realized that “Itsy Bitsy Spider” is just the Kidz Bop version of the myth of Sisyphus