Smoochie Wallace
waterute.bsky.social
Smoochie Wallace
@waterute.bsky.social
I am the one and only king of the castle and lover of fine meats
I've had 2 people butt dial me this morning. A lot of butts thinking of me
May 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Whenever I ask my wife what she wants and she says surprise me I yell BOO and she never laughs
May 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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James Comey is not nearly cool enough to try to jizz up a coup
Comer accuses Comey of trying to "jizz up" a coup
May 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'm glad ucla made it in. We have beat them 3 times already this year hahaha
April 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My bracket loved that
April 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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RED ROCKS DO IT AGAIN
a man with his tongue hanging out is sitting in the back of a car
ALT: a man with his tongue hanging out is sitting in the back of a car
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Lmaooooooooo
March 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Check out my meat
March 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Go Red Rocks!!
March 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Paint nite. One of us finished our painting… The other one had to stop because her neck was hurting so bad her arm was shaking….🤣
March 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My friend is selling her truck. Buy it now... or don't but I think you should
cars.ksl.com/listing/9839...
cars.ksl.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Lazy Sunday snoozes
March 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Decided to change our light scheme for no reason at all…
March 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Incredible half court shot by Maty Wilke! Incredible back and forth game!
March 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
March 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the yearrrrrr 🐤🐥🐤🐥
March 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT: tomorrow, February 28th, is the Economic Blackout.

I ain’t buying shit. Plan ahead, but if you must buy essentials, use cash and support local businesses only. No corporate chains!
February 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
February 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
BYU football 🤝 BYU basketball

Refs gifting them wins at the end of games
Big 12 loves them some cougar tail
February 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Man I’m glad we look good in red
February 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Here I go again
It was me I booed
February 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Since we’re not on the Twitter anymore, and Utah Athletics doesn’t post here… Will someone that’s still on there let us know when we can submit photos for the moment of loudness and where?? Unfortunately, we have two amazing people we want to submit this year
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Tomorrow night @utahgymnastics.bsky.social is hoping to stripe the arena, despite the best effort to make sure no one ever hears about it. Here is the map to know what color they hope you wear. Looks like white for me for the second time this season. But I try to always support marketing ideas
February 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM