Squirtle Pirate
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water type/squirtle/pirate pronouns
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For those of you who care: I had lunch with Samuel Alito shortly after he became a Supreme Court Justice. We bonded over baseball and he is a HUGE Phillies fan
Dodgers up 2-0 🤣
Dodgers up 2-0 🤣
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
For those of you who care: I had lunch with Samuel Alito shortly after he became a Supreme Court Justice. We bonded over baseball and he is a HUGE Phillies fan
Dodgers up 2-0 🤣
Dodgers up 2-0 🤣
Hollow Knight: Order of Ecclessia
September 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hollow Knight: Order of Ecclessia
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I don’t hate Britt Baker.
I do think she has a problem that she’s an excellent promo and entrance, and not very good in the ring.
She needs to work on it and get better. But she hasn’t had any matches, and doesn’t take Indie dates.
So I don’t know how you solve it.
Not my job thankfully.
I do think she has a problem that she’s an excellent promo and entrance, and not very good in the ring.
She needs to work on it and get better. But she hasn’t had any matches, and doesn’t take Indie dates.
So I don’t know how you solve it.
Not my job thankfully.
I'm kinda feel bad for Britt tbh.
DDP did a post to support her and ask for her return, and the general response is "please no she sucks", I don't think she deserves that hate, and nobody does quite frankly
DDP did a post to support her and ask for her return, and the general response is "please no she sucks", I don't think she deserves that hate, and nobody does quite frankly
September 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I don’t hate Britt Baker.
I do think she has a problem that she’s an excellent promo and entrance, and not very good in the ring.
She needs to work on it and get better. But she hasn’t had any matches, and doesn’t take Indie dates.
So I don’t know how you solve it.
Not my job thankfully.
I do think she has a problem that she’s an excellent promo and entrance, and not very good in the ring.
She needs to work on it and get better. But she hasn’t had any matches, and doesn’t take Indie dates.
So I don’t know how you solve it.
Not my job thankfully.
me when i see someone playing hollow knight for the first time
August 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
me when i see someone playing hollow knight for the first time
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Hook vs Yuta is the hair vs hair match we deserve #aewdymamite
August 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hook vs Yuta is the hair vs hair match we deserve #aewdymamite
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This has to be the most women I’ve ever seen at a ECW Arena show. #AEWDynamite
August 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This has to be the most women I’ve ever seen at a ECW Arena show. #AEWDynamite
Forbidden Door was an 8/10 show that ended on a 10/10 angle.
i’ll give it an 8.75 if that somehow sounds sane
i’ll give it an 8.75 if that somehow sounds sane
August 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Forbidden Door was an 8/10 show that ended on a 10/10 angle.
i’ll give it an 8.75 if that somehow sounds sane
i’ll give it an 8.75 if that somehow sounds sane
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Toni Storm's ass just took out the LED screen #ForbiddenDoor
August 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Toni Storm's ass just took out the LED screen #ForbiddenDoor
great ppv so far
thought garcia was turning
thought garcia was turning
August 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
great ppv so far
thought garcia was turning
thought garcia was turning
pepe be suing
August 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
pepe be suing
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I don’t understand a single goddam thing about how the world works but I especially don’t understand the cruel contemporary turn against trans people. Like…don’t you have kids? Friends? A heart? Can’t you imagine that other people are…real?
August 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I don’t understand a single goddam thing about how the world works but I especially don’t understand the cruel contemporary turn against trans people. Like…don’t you have kids? Friends? A heart? Can’t you imagine that other people are…real?
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Mystery Wrestling
August 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Mystery Wrestling
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October 4th
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Rising Stars Women's Wrestling
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Rising Stars Women's Wrestling
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July 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
October 4th
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Rising Stars Women's Wrestling
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Rising Stars Women's Wrestling
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somoa joe in twisted metal my dude
I appreciate Peacock sending an email they are increasing their prices dramatically, because I forgot I was subscribed to it, and it reminded me to cancel the service.
July 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
somoa joe in twisted metal my dude
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Broke: RIP Hulk Hogan
Woke: Fuck Hulk Hogan
Bespoke: Tony Khan books matches & segments with Lee Moriarty, Shane Taylor, Bryan Keith, Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, Shawn Dean, Carlie Bravo, Trish Adora, Mazzerati, Queen Aminata, Stokely Hathaway, AR Fox, Athena, and Stephon Smith on #AEWCollision.
Woke: Fuck Hulk Hogan
Bespoke: Tony Khan books matches & segments with Lee Moriarty, Shane Taylor, Bryan Keith, Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, Shawn Dean, Carlie Bravo, Trish Adora, Mazzerati, Queen Aminata, Stokely Hathaway, AR Fox, Athena, and Stephon Smith on #AEWCollision.
July 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Broke: RIP Hulk Hogan
Woke: Fuck Hulk Hogan
Bespoke: Tony Khan books matches & segments with Lee Moriarty, Shane Taylor, Bryan Keith, Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, Shawn Dean, Carlie Bravo, Trish Adora, Mazzerati, Queen Aminata, Stokely Hathaway, AR Fox, Athena, and Stephon Smith on #AEWCollision.
Woke: Fuck Hulk Hogan
Bespoke: Tony Khan books matches & segments with Lee Moriarty, Shane Taylor, Bryan Keith, Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, Shawn Dean, Carlie Bravo, Trish Adora, Mazzerati, Queen Aminata, Stokely Hathaway, AR Fox, Athena, and Stephon Smith on #AEWCollision.
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I need the suicidal Heero Yuy figure
July 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I need the suicidal Heero Yuy figure
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Some quick Googling. ICE’s new budget is roughly what it would take to end homelessness in America.
I have a crazy idea.
I have a crazy idea.
July 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Some quick Googling. ICE’s new budget is roughly what it would take to end homelessness in America.
I have a crazy idea.
I have a crazy idea.
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SINNERS only had a 6% drop in its second weekend. Two months ago, HEART EYES made more money in its second weekend than in its first. Guess what they have in common?
ORIGINAL HORROR STORIES.
ORIGINAL HORROR STORIES.
April 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
SINNERS only had a 6% drop in its second weekend. Two months ago, HEART EYES made more money in its second weekend than in its first. Guess what they have in common?
ORIGINAL HORROR STORIES.
ORIGINAL HORROR STORIES.
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how many positive things can i say about tna before mark takes a shot?
I’ve seen people moan about Blue Sky being an echo chamber of positivity for AEW
Imagine that… using social media to express happiness to likeminded people, instead of going down rabbit holes with some genuinely horrible people whose main source of happiness is other’s misery
Imagine that… using social media to express happiness to likeminded people, instead of going down rabbit holes with some genuinely horrible people whose main source of happiness is other’s misery
March 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
how many positive things can i say about tna before mark takes a shot?
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Manifesting AEW women’s tag belts on this eve
March 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Manifesting AEW women’s tag belts on this eve