Chortle Reborn
@warrenchortle.bsky.social
Brainrot ethnographer
Open to brand sponsorships
Open to brand sponsorships
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Just talked to an AI customer service agent. Creepy as hell with them playing call center sounds in a background, but it completed my request at least
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Just talked to an AI customer service agent. Creepy as hell with them playing call center sounds in a background, but it completed my request at least
She's a master
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
She's a master
Excellent argument for single payer
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Excellent argument for single payer
Rip Bozo you woulda loved clown coffin
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Rip Bozo you woulda loved clown coffin
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what’s so glorious about that hole, anyways?
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
what’s so glorious about that hole, anyways?
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lotta people on here acting like stochastic parrots... responding to new input by regurgitating their training data
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
lotta people on here acting like stochastic parrots... responding to new input by regurgitating their training data
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I'm reminded of the bit about how Saddam Hussein claims he never asked to have any of those statues put up. People just did it autonomously because they wanted to suck up to him. All he had to do was become dictator and the statues organized themselves.
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm reminded of the bit about how Saddam Hussein claims he never asked to have any of those statues put up. People just did it autonomously because they wanted to suck up to him. All he had to do was become dictator and the statues organized themselves.
And my God said: may you jack off with one hand and feed the poor with the other
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 AM
And my God said: may you jack off with one hand and feed the poor with the other
How are they both equally mysterious and hot
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
How are they both equally mysterious and hot
What's the neovim of getting along with people?
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What's the neovim of getting along with people?
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ok I’m kinda not gonna lie, that particular guy (yeah, I’m sure he has fucked up views, etc) is someone I kind of have a weakness for because he’s so weird and apparently sincerely committed to actually living in dying towns. Like he’s oddly endearing.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
ok I’m kinda not gonna lie, that particular guy (yeah, I’m sure he has fucked up views, etc) is someone I kind of have a weakness for because he’s so weird and apparently sincerely committed to actually living in dying towns. Like he’s oddly endearing.
Hades 2 is a perfectly spooky game for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hades 2 is a perfectly spooky game for Halloween
The existence of a Porn Music Video is information that cannot be unlearned
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The existence of a Porn Music Video is information that cannot be unlearned
VAGINA EGG
Here are the luxury items Gwyneth Paltrow recommends this holiday gifting season.
Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Guides Include $40,000 Bracelet, $360,000 Jukebox And More Ultra-Luxe Items
Here are the luxury items Gwyneth Paltrow recommends this holiday gifting season.
www.forbes.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
VAGINA EGG
It's just crazy the policy of the admin is to always, always lie
DHS says our new piece is "dishonest, slanted, and fundamentally inaccurate" but won't say why. Here's the story where we show with evidence that DHS spliced together clips spanning years and multiple locations to create its own reality. Gift link wapo.st/4nuDGwf
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's just crazy the policy of the admin is to always, always lie
Uhhh we're interviewing a guy next week called Jia Tan??
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Uhhh we're interviewing a guy next week called Jia Tan??
GIVE THEM THE MONEY
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
GIVE THEM THE MONEY
Kill this man
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Kill this man
Yes, the contestants in dreams never end are not real. But for 30 minutes they were, dammit samkriss.substack.com/p/dreams-nev...
Dreams never end
On Married at First Sight Australia
samkriss.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yes, the contestants in dreams never end are not real. But for 30 minutes they were, dammit samkriss.substack.com/p/dreams-nev...
I think it's clear the mission if the OpenAI Foundation is already defunct because there's no world where Sora is the best use of resources to benefit all humanity. It's a pure play advertising for-profit venture
BREAKING: there are people who care about this
(OpenAI corporate restructuring finished)
openai.com/index/built-...
(OpenAI corporate restructuring finished)
openai.com/index/built-...
Built to benefit everyone
By Bret Taylor, Chair of the OpenAI Board of Directors
openai.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think it's clear the mission if the OpenAI Foundation is already defunct because there's no world where Sora is the best use of resources to benefit all humanity. It's a pure play advertising for-profit venture
Let's just say my weekend's got room for two flamin holes
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Let's just say my weekend's got room for two flamin holes
We've perfected the catgirl form
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We've perfected the catgirl form
By 2030 the only legal gender will be catgirl and we will be free
October 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
By 2030 the only legal gender will be catgirl and we will be free
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my most toxic trait is I install every single software update I see instantly
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
my most toxic trait is I install every single software update I see instantly