Waldon Best
wallobear.bsky.social
Waldon Best
@wallobear.bsky.social
A baker who got lost looking for a nice bookshelf to hold their obscene number of pulp fiction novels.

they/them
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in one of my favorite books of all time - JUNO & JULIET, an Irish romcom by Julian Gough - one character explains to another that constantly pretending to be an asshole as a joke is meaningfully indistinguishable from actually being an asshole, and I've thought about that every day for 24 years
January 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's a shirt but no pants day for me but I greatly respect the ppl that need a pants but no shirt day
December 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I love how much they expand
December 13, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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The IDF is invading Syria and shooting at civilians to get the hostages back or something.
December 9, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Bringing this big ol' airy focaccia with some baked five cheese dip and weed brownies to the Housewives of NY watching later, and I expect to arrive to cheers and exultations
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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It’s so annoying that Amazon continues to allow returns on ebook purchases 😕 Readers: do NOT do this. It hurts authors and makes US reimburse you from our royalties.

Amazon isn’t a library. If you want to return a book after reading, help indies out by recommending their books at your libraries.
December 7, 2024 at 1:39 AM
A caramelized onion frybread sandwich (for my mental health)

Will do again, 100%
December 6, 2024 at 6:04 PM
baked my frybread just to see if anybody stopped me

i am uncontrollable
December 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
You know it's a good day when your only obligations are to make bearpaws and snowballs

AND THEN EAT THEM
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
It's so ingrained in me to avoid social media because of how toxic it is that I go three or four days without remembering bluesky and then i have a quick rush of dopamine when I do and rush off this way to check up on all the indie writers in their natural habitat
December 4, 2024 at 3:57 PM
results: a 1/4c butter is delightfully chewy 20"x11" loaf of cinnamon roll
November 29, 2024 at 5:09 PM
We're testing the limits of how much butter and cinnamon I can cram into this focaccia without destroying the gluten today
November 29, 2024 at 4:44 PM
continuing my cheese n bread streak, this time it's cheese and bread AND pepperoni. the holy trinity
November 25, 2024 at 11:33 PM
There is so much fucking garlic Gouda in this boule, it's incredible
November 22, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I'm starting to feel l like a weiner for being here and not posting anything??

These are my bear paws! I quite literally named my catering business name about them since they're the most highly requested item I got. They're covered in cinnamon sugar and are direct portals to comfort.
November 20, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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"Judging people's morality by their taste in art is wrong" is obviously the correct point of view, but some people's taste almost feels like it's deliberately challenging me to believe the opposite.
November 18, 2024 at 3:20 PM