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central new jersey exists and i know because i was born there. librarian, but with food instead of books. knick knack store enthusiast. BLM/ACAB. he/him.
man like big dom
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
man like big dom
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Everyone on tiktok has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now (get off tiktok)
There are a lot of straws on this camel’s back, and Ellison has added one more in the form of TikTok’s US operations (which bleed billions of dollars a year) and with the direction of the algorithm, the idea of a user exodus isn’t unthinkable.
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January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Everyone on tiktok has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now (get off tiktok)
whenever i eat chole bathure i google “chole bathure” and look at pictures of chole bathure while i eat chole bathure because i really love chole bathure
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
whenever i eat chole bathure i google “chole bathure” and look at pictures of chole bathure while i eat chole bathure because i really love chole bathure
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Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his…
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
["bottoms up" intro voice] it's Pastor Steal Your Giiiiiirl
Let me tell you something daddy… your wife is very likable
And somebody will like her
And somebody will like her
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 PM
["bottoms up" intro voice] it's Pastor Steal Your Giiiiiirl
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
let the record show that tate is also not beating the “electric karaoke performer” allegations
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 AM
let the record show that tate is also not beating the “electric karaoke performer” allegations
just saw an absolute legend do “finest girl (bin laden song)” at karaoke i can die in peace
January 23, 2026 at 3:24 AM
just saw an absolute legend do “finest girl (bin laden song)” at karaoke i can die in peace
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When people ask, “how do you keep people safe if we abolish the police?”
point to how the Twin Cities has shown up to protect their neighbors during this federal occupation, without any assistance from local law enforcement
point to how the Twin Cities has shown up to protect their neighbors during this federal occupation, without any assistance from local law enforcement
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
When people ask, “how do you keep people safe if we abolish the police?”
point to how the Twin Cities has shown up to protect their neighbors during this federal occupation, without any assistance from local law enforcement
point to how the Twin Cities has shown up to protect their neighbors during this federal occupation, without any assistance from local law enforcement
noah wyle aka "big alex horne"
January 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
noah wyle aka "big alex horne"
happy birthday to @thetate.bsky.social here is a picture of the two of us discussing stuart little
January 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
happy birthday to @thetate.bsky.social here is a picture of the two of us discussing stuart little
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that piece of shit at the door saying "you don't even know her" yeah asshole that's the point. That's community. That's looking out for one another. They'll never understand
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
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January 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
that piece of shit at the door saying "you don't even know her" yeah asshole that's the point. That's community. That's looking out for one another. They'll never understand
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
comfortably the single best piece of media i watched this year, followed closely by parts one two and four of "fool time"
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
comfortably the single best piece of media i watched this year, followed closely by parts one two and four of "fool time"
it's medically imperative for me to sing "because of you" by ne-yo directly at someone(s) by the end of the calendar year
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it's medically imperative for me to sing "because of you" by ne-yo directly at someone(s) by the end of the calendar year
despite being the newest full-time librarian on staff my “best of 2025” picks are at the top of the list, which has done wonders for my pro- @raxkingisdead.bsky.social and @dirtbagqueer.rocks agenda.
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
despite being the newest full-time librarian on staff my “best of 2025” picks are at the top of the list, which has done wonders for my pro- @raxkingisdead.bsky.social and @dirtbagqueer.rocks agenda.
fennel making a late push for vegetable of the year
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
fennel making a late push for vegetable of the year
met a guy from the solid waste department and hit him with "that's one of my favorite kinds of waste". he ate it up. free game for all the municipal employees out there.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
met a guy from the solid waste department and hit him with "that's one of my favorite kinds of waste". he ate it up. free game for all the municipal employees out there.
we are, at minimum, two years away from video of gabriel agbonlahor chugging a piping hot troegenator hitting the timeline
I think I'm a Villa guy because they have the powder blue and maroon. That's it
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
we are, at minimum, two years away from video of gabriel agbonlahor chugging a piping hot troegenator hitting the timeline
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
the answer is obviously "dilemma", but there's only one nelly song that lets you know whether or not he's back up at the super bowl with julius peppers. and for that we celebrate "heart of a champion".
An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the answer is obviously "dilemma", but there's only one nelly song that lets you know whether or not he's back up at the super bowl with julius peppers. and for that we celebrate "heart of a champion".
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
modelo should sell apple juice
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
modelo should sell apple juice