the apple guy™
@wackhumanbeing.bsky.social
central new jersey exists and i know because i was born there. librarian, but with food instead of books. knick knack store enthusiast. BLM/ACAB. he/him.
usually this is the only 6/8 they acknowledge at north texas
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
usually this is the only 6/8 they acknowledge at north texas
you're an absolute menace for posting this at the end of my first week as a full-time librarian
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
you're an absolute menace for posting this at the end of my first week as a full-time librarian
i know a pokémon with the correct color scheme whose name describes the rockies’ performance in most years
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i know a pokémon with the correct color scheme whose name describes the rockies’ performance in most years
these days most athletes don't even have one good nickname and earl had, at minimum, four or five absolute heaters
October 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
these days most athletes don't even have one good nickname and earl had, at minimum, four or five absolute heaters
women love the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
women love the vehicle
fuckin zapped his ass
![Quote from the article Spencer linked to in the original tweet, with a section highlighted to emphasize how brutal it is towards Mike Lombardi.
"“It’s the arrogance of it all,” a university source told The Athletic. “Because they had success in the NFL — [highlight starts here] and by they, I mean Belichick only [highlight ends here] — they (thought) they could come in and replicate that without knowing how college football works.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:etz4a5obkk3zl6v73z36sol2/bafkreid4vonw2htuj6lif2gbz525dn4xsabrys5pp2yibwvzaqitvbpdsm@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
fuckin zapped his ass
proud to work for a public library that purchased this book on my behalf, and i can’t wait to see it circulate now that i’ve finished it. charming, affecting, honest-to-god funny, and easily the best depiction of group chats i’ve seen in a work of fiction. bravo @dirtbagqueer.rocks
September 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
proud to work for a public library that purchased this book on my behalf, and i can’t wait to see it circulate now that i’ve finished it. charming, affecting, honest-to-god funny, and easily the best depiction of group chats i’ve seen in a work of fiction. bravo @dirtbagqueer.rocks
here are four extremely normal and reasonable texts i’ve sent about tottenham hotspur football club this week
August 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
here are four extremely normal and reasonable texts i’ve sent about tottenham hotspur football club this week
Here's the entire 2025 All-Heirloom Team in one extremely elegant screenshot. Congratulations to this year's honorees.
August 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Here's the entire 2025 All-Heirloom Team in one extremely elegant screenshot. Congratulations to this year's honorees.
I've dabbled with this concept before, mostly going in the opposite direction. For instance, I once created a depth chart of Southern heirloom apple names that sound like college football player names.
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I've dabbled with this concept before, mostly going in the opposite direction. For instance, I once created a depth chart of Southern heirloom apple names that sound like college football player names.
when e-40 farts @joshgondelman.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
when e-40 farts @joshgondelman.bsky.social
"waka waka waka waka"-ass shoes
June 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"waka waka waka waka"-ass shoes
modest mussorgsky turning in his composition based on rax's interests
June 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
modest mussorgsky turning in his composition based on rax's interests
since the dawn of time journalists have looked at 6-4 football games and gone "huh. weird."
June 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
since the dawn of time journalists have looked at 6-4 football games and gone "huh. weird."
feels a bit strange to use the scoreline from a loss as a #CharitibundiBowl donation total, but finally getting rid of mack brown is the only thing worth commemorating from this season @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
April 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
feels a bit strange to use the scoreline from a loss as a #CharitibundiBowl donation total, but finally getting rid of mack brown is the only thing worth commemorating from this season @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
They done Fucked Up In Gave Us A Dolphin🐬🌊
April 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They done Fucked Up In Gave Us A Dolphin🐬🌊
working at the library and @thetate.bsky.social just checked out this book because, and i quote, “i wanna pick up some ladies at the my chemical romance show”
April 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
working at the library and @thetate.bsky.social just checked out this book because, and i quote, “i wanna pick up some ladies at the my chemical romance show”
they left it. we’re gonna get you outta there next week buddy
March 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
they left it. we’re gonna get you outta there next week buddy
i would die for my country
February 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i would die for my country