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central new jersey exists and i know because i was born there. librarian, but with food instead of books. knick knack store enthusiast. BLM/ACAB. he/him.
@ me next time
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@ me next time
well great, now i know that saying "peoria" with the same emphasis structure as "west virginia" makes it sound like "diarrhea"
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
well great, now i know that saying "peoria" with the same emphasis structure as "west virginia" makes it sound like "diarrhea"
makes sense, since rutgers is the state university of new jersey and philadelphia is the largest city in new jersey
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
makes sense, since rutgers is the state university of new jersey and philadelphia is the largest city in new jersey
usually this is the only 6/8 they acknowledge at north texas
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
usually this is the only 6/8 they acknowledge at north texas
🔊 mckeesport to sewickley, narduzzi's acting prickly
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
🔊 mckeesport to sewickley, narduzzi's acting prickly
you're an absolute menace for posting this at the end of my first week as a full-time librarian
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
you're an absolute menace for posting this at the end of my first week as a full-time librarian
this is north carolina baby, we’re open carry and Open Cary
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
this is north carolina baby, we’re open carry and Open Cary
i know a pokémon with the correct color scheme whose name describes the rockies’ performance in most years
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i know a pokémon with the correct color scheme whose name describes the rockies’ performance in most years
we made this one (1) thanksgiving about a decade ago and i haven’t stopped thinking about it since www.splendidtable.org/story/2011/1...
Five-Nut Caramel Tart
For the pastry shy, this tart is salvation. It looks like jewels set in amber, with its candy bar mosaic of five kinds of nuts embedded in buttery caramel slicked over a tender crust, which is where s...
www.splendidtable.org
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
we made this one (1) thanksgiving about a decade ago and i haven’t stopped thinking about it since www.splendidtable.org/story/2011/1...
my strong, beautiful twin sons Maction and Meatraffle (Mac and Raf for short)
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my strong, beautiful twin sons Maction and Meatraffle (Mac and Raf for short)
a bunch of people sang "for he's a jolly good fellow" at me today, gotta say i see why it caught on back in the day because i felt 100 feet tall
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
a bunch of people sang "for he's a jolly good fellow" at me today, gotta say i see why it caught on back in the day because i felt 100 feet tall
me (wide awake): wow that sky i can see sure looks perfe- ah shit
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
me (wide awake): wow that sky i can see sure looks perfe- ah shit
this suggests the existence of the fabled Split Zone Longaniza
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
this suggests the existence of the fabled Split Zone Longaniza
allow me to be the first on this platform to ask you about your cats
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
allow me to be the first on this platform to ask you about your cats