vozer π βͺ
@vozer.cafe
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Hilarity ensues. | 24 | US | #TIABS | ask questions with #vozask | call me wtvr | https://ko-fi.com/vozcoz
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Hilarity ensues. | 24 | US | #TIABS | ask questions with #vozask | call me wtvr | https://ko-fi.com/vozcoz
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@vozer.cafe
Β· Aug 24
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i am not under any threat of danger or losing housing, and am aware that debt is a personal fault. i am unemployed for about a year.
i will only ask once, i just need enough to cover the monthly minimum. if i am funded over the minimum, itll only pay the debt, and never luxuries.
ko-fi.com/vozcoz
i will only ask once, i just need enough to cover the monthly minimum. if i am funded over the minimum, itll only pay the debt, and never luxuries.
ko-fi.com/vozcoz
i learned recently that the name of the twitter bird is Larry, named after Larry Bird
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
i learned recently that the name of the twitter bird is Larry, named after Larry Bird
update
I'm aware there may be a couple things broken with Formerly Twitter for Bsky, I'll fix it later
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
update
i love how super mario 3d land has "press home to go to the home menu" on the bottom screen map, like lol why did they feel compelled to have that there
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
i love how super mario 3d land has "press home to go to the home menu" on the bottom screen map, like lol why did they feel compelled to have that there
in the united states, they ask if you want to invest in trump college funds for your child. if you eat too many hamburgers, theyβll have you go to trumpRX to buy ozempic. if you canβt afford it, you buy trump branded vodka at the liquor store to drown your sorrows
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
in the united states, they ask if you want to invest in trump college funds for your child. if you eat too many hamburgers, theyβll have you go to trumpRX to buy ozempic. if you canβt afford it, you buy trump branded vodka at the liquor store to drown your sorrows
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New Discord Feature Adds Counter to Profiles Showing How Many Times Users Have Masturbated to You
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
New Discord Feature Adds Counter to Profiles Showing How Many Times Users Have Masturbated to You
holy shit, 2026 really IS the year of the armpit
the umamusume subreddit had to disable images yesterday because people kept posting a gif of sakura bakushin getting her armpit licked
February 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
holy shit, 2026 really IS the year of the armpit
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i need to start frotting
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
i need to start frotting
i know some of you think you're switch to revolt, so heres my username if you wanna talk to me there for a week before you realize you're stuck on discord and will be forever
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
i know some of you think you're switch to revolt, so heres my username if you wanna talk to me there for a week before you realize you're stuck on discord and will be forever
New Discord Feature Adds Counter to Profiles Showing How Many Times Users Have Masturbated to You
February 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
New Discord Feature Adds Counter to Profiles Showing How Many Times Users Have Masturbated to You
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME DISCORD???
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
ARE YOU KIDDING ME DISCORD???
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JPEG stands for Jortable Picture Emage Graphic
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
JPEG stands for Jortable Picture Emage Graphic
sorry fucker i donβt use discord, this is the year of SMS !!!
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
sorry fucker i donβt use discord, this is the year of SMS !!!
if you think about it, this is just a Seth McFarlane cover of Never Gonna Give You Up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsC8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsC8...
Family Guy - Never Gonna Give You Up
YouTube video by Arrif Jalaludin
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
if you think about it, this is just a Seth McFarlane cover of Never Gonna Give You Up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsC8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsC8...
lgb spill the t, sister-sister π΅
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
lgb spill the t, sister-sister π΅
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why the fuck would they announce 60 minutes of a black screen? are they fucking stupid?
A new State of Play airs February 12.
Tune in for 60+ minutes of news, gameplay updates, and announcements from game studios across the globe: play.st/4aEMiwU
Tune in for 60+ minutes of news, gameplay updates, and announcements from game studios across the globe: play.st/4aEMiwU
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
why the fuck would they announce 60 minutes of a black screen? are they fucking stupid?
its best you dont know
a girl with purple hair and a white cross on her hair
ALT: a girl with purple hair and a white cross on her hair
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
its best you dont know
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i still think its rly funny that iPhone OS was renamed to "iOS" because the iPad ran the same operating system, then iOS on the iPad was renamed to "iPadOS", but iOS on the iPhone still remained being 'iOS"
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 AM
i still think its rly funny that iPhone OS was renamed to "iOS" because the iPad ran the same operating system, then iOS on the iPad was renamed to "iPadOS", but iOS on the iPhone still remained being 'iOS"
shit cant just suck anymore its gotta be ai
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
shit cant just suck anymore its gotta be ai
JPEG stands for Jortable Picture Emage Graphic
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
JPEG stands for Jortable Picture Emage Graphic
ARE YOU KIDDING ME DISCORD???
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
ARE YOU KIDDING ME DISCORD???
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guys youβre not gonna believe this
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
guys youβre not gonna believe this
am i gonna have to jizz on the discord logo too
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
am i gonna have to jizz on the discord logo too
so we're all going back to steam chats right
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
so we're all going back to steam chats right
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AI Chatbot That Only Responds βHuhβ Valued At $200 Billion
AI Chatbot That Only Responds βHuhβ Valued At $200 Billion
PALO ALTO, CAβHailing the new product as a βgame changerβ in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley insiders confirmed Tuesday that an AI chatbot that only responds βhuhβ had been va...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
AI Chatbot That Only Responds βHuhβ Valued At $200 Billion
a lot of people turn to shitty gas station weed and kratom bottles because they find it cheaper than paying shitloads for appointments & medication. this is especially a problem in the "greatest country in the world!".
10$ a gram or 300$ for 20 pills without insurance
10$ a gram or 300$ for 20 pills without insurance
yeah but i guess the amount of people who got absolutely piss drunk at the super bowl yesterday was perfectly fine
maybe it's time to admit that substance abuse & escapism in general is heavily romanticized, that usually its cheaper to "self medicate" than it is to have access to professional help
maybe it's time to admit that substance abuse & escapism in general is heavily romanticized, that usually its cheaper to "self medicate" than it is to have access to professional help
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
a lot of people turn to shitty gas station weed and kratom bottles because they find it cheaper than paying shitloads for appointments & medication. this is especially a problem in the "greatest country in the world!".
10$ a gram or 300$ for 20 pills without insurance
10$ a gram or 300$ for 20 pills without insurance