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i’m ms vozy, i eat the bug, hello
call me wtvr
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a girl with a question mark above her head looks confused
ALT: a girl with a question mark above her head looks confused
media.tenor.com
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November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Browsing other peoples' air ride machines and the Bepis Star made me laugh so hard I got a headache
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
cgpgrey making a video about why we should keep the electoral college because it produces funny results that make great SNL skits which boost ad revenue which is good for the economy
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
FUCK i need to get a FUCKING life
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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feeling fantastic #vickillust #art
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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cracka tf did i do 😭
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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President Trump Announces ‘Ban On Fun’, Sends National Guard to Remove Spinning Hats and Lollipops from School Children
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i’ve had people i’ve shown this to tell me they remembered a similar joke from the george w years. hey! i was watching Blue’s Clues and eating Kix cereal at that age!

i love you millennials, but cut me some slack Dx
this post is master troll, the comment section is full of idiots
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
anyone wanna get stoned and go to dennys
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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So glad to hear that the journalists at The Verge are becoming big boys and girls.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
sometimes i say shit that even makes me say “jesus christ dude”
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
President Trump Announces ‘Ban On Fun’, Sends National Guard to Remove Spinning Hats and Lollipops from School Children
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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this post is master troll, the comment section is full of idiots
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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As a parent…this app has always been bad.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Daily #1864 - Hoodie cat
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I have a pill box. yesterday, I thought it was Tuesday, so I spent my whole day thinking I had taken my ADHD medication. was wondering why I felt a little discombobulated.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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what the fuck was this guys problem?
September 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
So glad to hear that the journalists at The Verge are becoming big boys and girls.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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the clean shaven policy is gonna turn our strong manly men into lean fuckable twinks

www.npr.org/2025/11/19/n...
Military members worry new grooming policy will lead to discrimination
New military standards for grooming and appearance have some worried about religious and racial discrimination, particularly the guidance that men must be clean shaven.
www.npr.org
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
helllloooo im the nostalgia critic, i act coy about oneyplays making fun of me and appeared on smiling friends so you dont remember i covered up sexual assault that happened at channel awesome
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
this post is master troll, the comment section is full of idiots
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
eepy disease
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM