Volendral🏳️🌈
@volendral.bsky.social
Heya! I work at an amazing school helping kids with disabilities. I'm a weird gaymer and proud of it.
He/Him
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Volendral🏳️🌈
@volendral.bsky.social
· Jun 7
If you wanna add me here is my friend code/QR code:
SW-7755-2292-4219
SW-7755-2292-4219
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Yoshi didn’t deserve this.
And we shouldn’t have to go through it alone.
Fundraiser link:
tinyurl.com/ms3f73v2
Thank you for seeing us.
Thank you for caring. 🙏🫶
And we shouldn’t have to go through it alone.
Fundraiser link:
tinyurl.com/ms3f73v2
Thank you for seeing us.
Thank you for caring. 🙏🫶
Help Yoshi Heal & Keep Us From Being Evicted
Hi, my name is Emma, and I’m creating this fundraiser during one of the most devastating moments of my life.
tinyurl.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Yoshi didn’t deserve this.
And we shouldn’t have to go through it alone.
Fundraiser link:
tinyurl.com/ms3f73v2
Thank you for seeing us.
Thank you for caring. 🙏🫶
And we shouldn’t have to go through it alone.
Fundraiser link:
tinyurl.com/ms3f73v2
Thank you for seeing us.
Thank you for caring. 🙏🫶
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I never thought I’d be writing this.
But here we are.😩
My 9-month-old schnauzer, Yoshi, was kicked by a U.S. Marshal during a raid at my apartment.
There’s video. It went viral.
And my life hasn’t been the same since.😭
#helpyoshiheal #mutualaid #dogsofbluesky
But here we are.😩
My 9-month-old schnauzer, Yoshi, was kicked by a U.S. Marshal during a raid at my apartment.
There’s video. It went viral.
And my life hasn’t been the same since.😭
#helpyoshiheal #mutualaid #dogsofbluesky
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I never thought I’d be writing this.
But here we are.😩
My 9-month-old schnauzer, Yoshi, was kicked by a U.S. Marshal during a raid at my apartment.
There’s video. It went viral.
And my life hasn’t been the same since.😭
#helpyoshiheal #mutualaid #dogsofbluesky
But here we are.😩
My 9-month-old schnauzer, Yoshi, was kicked by a U.S. Marshal during a raid at my apartment.
There’s video. It went viral.
And my life hasn’t been the same since.😭
#helpyoshiheal #mutualaid #dogsofbluesky
So, my man is making a hotel room in animal crossing, and I have some (many) questions.
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
So, my man is making a hotel room in animal crossing, and I have some (many) questions.
No respect, no respect what-so-ever 😅
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
No respect, no respect what-so-ever 😅
I logged into Pokémon ZA for just one thing...
February 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I logged into Pokémon ZA for just one thing...
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
We ordered a portable washer for the apartment and it is coming tomorrow.
I now know I'm an adult, because I'm incredibly excited for it.
I now know I'm an adult, because I'm incredibly excited for it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
We ordered a portable washer for the apartment and it is coming tomorrow.
I now know I'm an adult, because I'm incredibly excited for it.
I now know I'm an adult, because I'm incredibly excited for it.
Added a new shiny Legendary to the team. Love his coloring.
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Added a new shiny Legendary to the team. Love his coloring.
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Maduro is a brutal dictator who likely stole the most recent election in Venezuela *and* Trump violated international law and the Constitution by bombing a sovereign nation and kidnapping its leader without Congressional approval.
Two things can be true at once.
Two things can be true at once.
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Maduro is a brutal dictator who likely stole the most recent election in Venezuela *and* Trump violated international law and the Constitution by bombing a sovereign nation and kidnapping its leader without Congressional approval.
Two things can be true at once.
Two things can be true at once.
Amazing start to the new year. Grabbed myself a shiny legendary in the Pokémon ZA DLC.
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Amazing start to the new year. Grabbed myself a shiny legendary in the Pokémon ZA DLC.
It has been a brand new year for about 50 minutes now... but it still feels like the same year from an hour ago. I think this year may be defective. Where do I go to get an exchange?
January 1, 2026 at 8:50 AM
It has been a brand new year for about 50 minutes now... but it still feels like the same year from an hour ago. I think this year may be defective. Where do I go to get an exchange?
The news story at 8:20 had me sobbing. Have tissues ready if you watch this.
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The news story at 8:20 had me sobbing. Have tissues ready if you watch this.
Got Ottos's make-shift bed ready for tonight.
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Got Ottos's make-shift bed ready for tonight.
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
How tf does someone with literally 2 posts have 1.6k followers? 😵💫
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How tf does someone with literally 2 posts have 1.6k followers? 😵💫
Happy Holidays from Otto to you all.
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Happy Holidays from Otto to you all.
Shaun and Otto were very nice to me this year. Here's what I woke up to:
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Shaun and Otto were very nice to me this year. Here's what I woke up to:
Stockings have been stuffed and are ready for tomorrow.
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Stockings have been stuffed and are ready for tomorrow.
Nerdy Update time!
It's a Christmas Eve miracle! Got myself a shiny Legendary in Pokémon ZA:
It's a Christmas Eve miracle! Got myself a shiny Legendary in Pokémon ZA:
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Nerdy Update time!
It's a Christmas Eve miracle! Got myself a shiny Legendary in Pokémon ZA:
It's a Christmas Eve miracle! Got myself a shiny Legendary in Pokémon ZA:
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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The DOJ has been caught inserting fabricated “evidence” into the Epstein Files in an attempt to prosecute political opponents. This is blatant Obstruction of Justice, Treason, and Psychopathy. Bondi must be Impeached by Congress on Monday, and not a day later.
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The DOJ has been caught inserting fabricated “evidence” into the Epstein Files in an attempt to prosecute political opponents. This is blatant Obstruction of Justice, Treason, and Psychopathy. Bondi must be Impeached by Congress on Monday, and not a day later.
"Do we live in the northern or southern hemisphere?"
Things my high school students have said. (We live in the Pacific Northwest.)
Things my high school students have said. (We live in the Pacific Northwest.)
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Do we live in the northern or southern hemisphere?"
Things my high school students have said. (We live in the Pacific Northwest.)
Things my high school students have said. (We live in the Pacific Northwest.)
Went to Bath & Body Works to get Shaun 2 or 3 stocking stuffers of his favorite scent, only to find out everything bodycare $20 and under is only 5 bucks today and tomorrow... So he now has a metric shit-ton of scented stocking stuffers lol.
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Went to Bath & Body Works to get Shaun 2 or 3 stocking stuffers of his favorite scent, only to find out everything bodycare $20 and under is only 5 bucks today and tomorrow... So he now has a metric shit-ton of scented stocking stuffers lol.
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.