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a figurative and literal pig
@volcanopig.net
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boykisser and burning endless pit
discord: volcanopig
❤️ @arlsnek.bsky.social boyfood❤️
pfp by @icecreamsprink3.bsky.social
🔞must have age in bio to follow🔞
23 / He/him
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antlervel.vet
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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ramzyuu.bsky.social
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September 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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fosbat.art
silly sketchies :3
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
volcanopig.net
Is SteamVR on Linux any good btw? Last time I tried (less than a year ago) it worked but had at least 100ms of input latency
steamdb.info SteamDB @steamdb.info · 3d
Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
volcanopig.net
He/him but my gender is taur
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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nurbs.ca
Microsoft yesterday: "We're going to make windows 11 an agentic OS :)"
Valve today: "THEY SAID THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD GO FOR THE THROAT, HERE'S AN ENTIRE FUCKING GAMING HARDWARE ECOSYSTEM FOR LINUX"
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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beboblueberry.bsky.social
this is now my smallest size btw >////<
beboblueberry.bsky.social bebo 🫐 @beboblueberry.bsky.social · 5d
go big or go home... and then go bigger and bigger and bigger
on the left is my permaberry sona bebo, inflated very big, at least 20ft in diameter, and completely spherical in shape with her jacket stretched over a small portion of her body. on the right is bebo, un-berried, in the same outfit, posing, saying "i'm gonna go ig one day, just watch"
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
volcanopig.net
tried out rust

i dont like it

im going back to C++
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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zackdavisson.com
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.

Go. Check. Your. Ballot.

komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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baxterthehusky.tacobell.social
Calling your manager to tell them you're now a massively inflated, house sized balloon.

"But you can still come in tonight, right?"
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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redlapis.bsky.social
A second stick will do the trick!~

Gift for @gnomadine.bsky.social 💜
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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ixnoah.live
the scam bot answers yep
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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dippyghost.bsky.social
CW: Vore
Drew a friend who's oc is pretty similar to a particular silly cat

Was inspired by one of my fave artists @tur0dx.bsky.social :3
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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beboblueberry.bsky.social
go big or go home... and then go bigger and bigger and bigger
on the left is my permaberry sona bebo, inflated very big, at least 20ft in diameter, and completely spherical in shape with her jacket stretched over a small portion of her body. on the right is bebo, un-berried, in the same outfit, posing, saying "i'm gonna go ig one day, just watch"
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
volcanopig.net
Ok but how is cookie clicker exploiting me
roodypatooti.bsky.social Night-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19d
Gacha is preying on you
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
gayarsonist non-human character: *moves their ears/wings/ tail to indicate their emotional state and for emphasis when communicating* me: *excited gaijins meme but edited so they're glowing and all have heart eyes*
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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cattinypaws.bsky.social
"What are you guys up to"
"Exploring the tail"
"Right on your shoulder actually"
"I don't know I got lost, GPS doesn't work here"
"Which one of you just gave me an itch on my belly"
"Ah, belly, thats where I am"
thelillibrarian.bsky.social The Lillibrarian @thelillibrarian.bsky.social · Nov 11
Joining the group chat of the nanos on your body.
November 17, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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deephelldotcom.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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bxnusducks.bsky.social
It's hard to stop once you start...
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
This dish has another name - herrgottsb'scheisserle or 'Fool the Lord'-because of the story of how it first came about. One of the most popular theories is that the Cistercian monks of Maulbronn Monastery (hence the name Maultaschen) didn't want to go without meat during Lent observance. So they concealed the forbidden food from the sight of the Lord by enclosing it in pasta dough. ejacutastic Ravioli Of Lying To God theclockworkjudas God: What are you eating? Cistercian Monk: *chews faster*
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
baking-accident tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson's attempt at creating delicious snack packs lilmisscopypaster "Cave Johnson here, So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we've found they're great for taking stains out of clothes."
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
opaldreamcave: I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase "the customer is always right" because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time. mscomrade: "I want the tacos with the hard shells" Me." ma'am we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla" "Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?" Me: "no, ma'am, we don't serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas" "Flour or corn? So... which ones are the hard ones?" -.-.-.- "Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn't taste right." "Uh sir we don't have a salad bar. That's the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It's not meant to be eaten" "Well if it's not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!" "Sir, it's decorative. We aren't serving it." -.-.-.- "What's this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!" "Sir that's the tax, it's 5% in our state." "No you're trying to steal from me, I'll have you fired!" "Sir, it says right there that it's the tax." myself-wasneverenoughforme: Good god the list could go on forever fondue-me: "Are these bananas locally grown?" "We are in Michigan."
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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kingwizardwolf.being.dog
the best time i have with you is spending moments like these together. lost in our own little world and getting lost in your eyes. i love being bigbacks together with you @kumadoggo.bsky.social ✨️🧡💚✨️

🎨: @roundwombo.bsky.social thank you so very much for this!
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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fierack.bsky.social
Stephen and Koslov~Pt.1

See comic dub here: youtu.be/yDxTbxnM4rg?...

🎨 @roddopardo.bsky.social
🦊/🐻‍❄️ @fierack.bsky.social
Plot: Stephen an arctic fox and Koslov the polar bear are a recently married Polish Ukrainian couple. Who started their new life in the American city town of “New Amsterdam” with freedom and opportunity ahead. With Koslov being a top wrestler, and Stephen being his nurse as tending to him after fights. With many challenging times as adjusting to their new life despite their differences and backgrounds, they will find a way as being together even in their new surroundings. And thanks for watching my 200th video on YT! How the two spend their evenings together~❤️ Люблю тебе Stephen....Kocham cię Koslov
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM