VJKplop
vjkplop.bsky.social
VJKplop
@vjkplop.bsky.social
Actor, writer, comedian, poet. Dumb nerd, Gamer, Forever DM.

“Be Excellent to each other.” “Party on dudes.” -Wylde Stallions
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This Is Definitely His Legacy….
February 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
When I see a customer waiting at my store for it to open before I even arrived to begin opening the store. I always want to take longer
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
MAGA=Molesting Angels and Grifting Americans
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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A new study has shown that miscarriage or induced abortion is NOT a potential risk factor for breast cancer, contrary to continued anti-choice propaganda. Even several abortions or miscarriages does not increase risk. The study used high-quality Finnish registry data.
Prior abortion or miscarriage not linked to increased risk of pre- or postmenopausal breast cancer
A prior abortion or miscarriage was not linked with an increased risk of developing pre- or postmenopausal breast cancer in a study published in Acta Obstetricia et Gynecologica Scandinavica.
www.news-medical.net
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Start taking assets from this criminal….
February 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Rooting for the arrest and imprisonment of the President Of the United States today.
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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lmao happy BHM
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
So is it officially AEDPW?
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Five Jobs I’ve had:

Actor
Theater Pizza Co. (Dominos) District Manager
Lead dust clearance inspector (Bond paint inspection)
Professional Wrestler
T-Mobile Mobile Expert
Five jobs I've had:

Woolworths cashier
PhD student
R&D Engineer
Research Fellow
Lecturer
Five jobs I've had

theater extra
theater coat check
archival assistant
assistant teacher (physics lab)
programmer
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Things I say in my regular day because of professional wrestling:

“Direckedly”
“Direckally”
“Let me speak on this”
“I have a 66 and 2/3rds chance of winnin”
“They’re not only welcome…. They’re allowed”
“He was good in theory”
-random carny talk

It’s probably more, but that’s what I noticed I use.
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Proposing is pick me behavior.
January 25, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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My tummy horts - a knives out mystery
January 20, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
We should take pictures of our ballots before we submit them in case Elon wants to try and change our votes again.
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
The article doesn’t touch on this enough: MIT analyzed regular chat gpt users versus non-ai users and the ChatGPT users had significantly lower brain activity. AI makes YOU dumb, if you love your kids you’ll oppose AI in its entirety.
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Scrapping my car and boycotting the oil industry in its entirety. Hopefully I can get a wfh job, if not these cakes are about to be POPPIN
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
ICE agents are roaming around Cleveland. In driving behind a Nissan rogue unmarked apart from government plates, masked individuals inside. Stay safe!
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The year I’m planning to move to Tinseltown is the year my word is theatrical? Hell yeah
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The Housemaid is the second movie I’ve ever walked out of. Idk if it’s the fact that this exact same movie has been released 20 times in the last 30 years, Sydney Sweeney being allergic, or some other third thing. If you could do negative stars on letterbox’d it would’ve gotten -2.
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Pictures: a big reason to not live in Ohio
December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Beautifully shot, but this 9/11 documentary left me with more questions than answers about what happened
December 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM