Eve Alexander | Chicago & Seattle
@vixenforhire.bsky.social
vixenforhire.com | free spirit with a touch of glam
About to get my Covid vaccine and dive into ~4 days of self inflicted 101F fever and severe body aches. Jury is still out on whether this will result in going offline, or 4 days of one armed delusional shit posting, but either way don't look for new emails from me until next week
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
About to get my Covid vaccine and dive into ~4 days of self inflicted 101F fever and severe body aches. Jury is still out on whether this will result in going offline, or 4 days of one armed delusional shit posting, but either way don't look for new emails from me until next week
I don't accept book recommendations, but I do accept books.
More preferably, however, I accept and love cash gifts of any amount toward my home down payment. After all, I have far too many books I haven't read, and have yet to own a house.
More preferably, however, I accept and love cash gifts of any amount toward my home down payment. After all, I have far too many books I haven't read, and have yet to own a house.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't accept book recommendations, but I do accept books.
More preferably, however, I accept and love cash gifts of any amount toward my home down payment. After all, I have far too many books I haven't read, and have yet to own a house.
More preferably, however, I accept and love cash gifts of any amount toward my home down payment. After all, I have far too many books I haven't read, and have yet to own a house.
PSA reminder to all clients, SWers, and anyone else who gives a damn about their privacy-Google is not your friend. Please consider getting a private email account like Protonmail or Tutamail.
Protonmail even comes with a very good VPN and Calendar, and both services are running Black Friday sales.
Protonmail even comes with a very good VPN and Calendar, and both services are running Black Friday sales.
Google defaulting all Gmail users to a setting that enables Google to harvest all your emails into chatbot training is straight-up evil and invasive.
www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
If You Use Gmail, You're Going To Want To Turn Off This 1 Automatic Setting ASAP
Plus: a quick guide to the two-step process for opting out.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
PSA reminder to all clients, SWers, and anyone else who gives a damn about their privacy-Google is not your friend. Please consider getting a private email account like Protonmail or Tutamail.
Protonmail even comes with a very good VPN and Calendar, and both services are running Black Friday sales.
Protonmail even comes with a very good VPN and Calendar, and both services are running Black Friday sales.
My trip (and my heart) are booked full! I *might* have time for a morning greeting Nov 13 in Cincinnati before my last stretch on the road home. Reach out if that's you!
#datecincinnati
#datecincinnati
The people have spoken! I'm road tripping through:
Lexington KY 11/2
Charlotte NC 11/3-4
RDU NC 11/7-10
Charleston WV 11/11
Cincinnati OH 11/12-13
Catch me if you can!
#DateLexington #DateCharlotte #DateRaleigh #DateCharleston #DateCincinnati
Lexington KY 11/2
Charlotte NC 11/3-4
RDU NC 11/7-10
Charleston WV 11/11
Cincinnati OH 11/12-13
Catch me if you can!
#DateLexington #DateCharlotte #DateRaleigh #DateCharleston #DateCincinnati
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My trip (and my heart) are booked full! I *might* have time for a morning greeting Nov 13 in Cincinnati before my last stretch on the road home. Reach out if that's you!
#datecincinnati
#datecincinnati
Just a reminder on the increasingly high cost of convenience. Is it worth your privacy? Is it worth putting innocent people's freedom at risk? Is it worth your own freedom? And if you think you're not at risk, at a "yet" to the end of that thought.
‼️ ICYMI: Amazon Ring announced a partnership with the notorious surveillance tech company Flock, which was recently exposed for secretly sharing camera data w/ ICE & law enforcement investigating people who travel for abortion care.
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just a reminder on the increasingly high cost of convenience. Is it worth your privacy? Is it worth putting innocent people's freedom at risk? Is it worth your own freedom? And if you think you're not at risk, at a "yet" to the end of that thought.
Belated birthday slumber party: a private cooking class, homemade birthday Spanish almond torte, and an exceedingly generous gift towards investment funds along with a trove of fun birthday delights the morning after. Your creativity and depth of care means everything to me. Thank you. 💝
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Belated birthday slumber party: a private cooking class, homemade birthday Spanish almond torte, and an exceedingly generous gift towards investment funds along with a trove of fun birthday delights the morning after. Your creativity and depth of care means everything to me. Thank you. 💝
Just a little reminder for all my lovely friends 50+ to get the vaccine. Because, you know, Russian Roulette sucks dick (and perineum, anus, and rectal cleft).
I got a pretty bad case of the shingles when I was 50. It was quite painful and inconvenient because of where it showed up on my body.
I GOT SHINGLES ON MY PENIS, PERINEUM, ANUS AND RECTAL CLEFT.
I nearly killed myself because of the pain. Get. The. Fucking. Vaccine.
I GOT SHINGLES ON MY PENIS, PERINEUM, ANUS AND RECTAL CLEFT.
I nearly killed myself because of the pain. Get. The. Fucking. Vaccine.
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just a little reminder for all my lovely friends 50+ to get the vaccine. Because, you know, Russian Roulette sucks dick (and perineum, anus, and rectal cleft).
The people have spoken! I'm road tripping through:
Lexington KY 11/2
Charlotte NC 11/3-4
RDU NC 11/7-10
Charleston WV 11/11
Cincinnati OH 11/12-13
Catch me if you can!
#DateLexington #DateCharlotte #DateRaleigh #DateCharleston #DateCincinnati
Lexington KY 11/2
Charlotte NC 11/3-4
RDU NC 11/7-10
Charleston WV 11/11
Cincinnati OH 11/12-13
Catch me if you can!
#DateLexington #DateCharlotte #DateRaleigh #DateCharleston #DateCincinnati
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The people have spoken! I'm road tripping through:
Lexington KY 11/2
Charlotte NC 11/3-4
RDU NC 11/7-10
Charleston WV 11/11
Cincinnati OH 11/12-13
Catch me if you can!
#DateLexington #DateCharlotte #DateRaleigh #DateCharleston #DateCincinnati
Lexington KY 11/2
Charlotte NC 11/3-4
RDU NC 11/7-10
Charleston WV 11/11
Cincinnati OH 11/12-13
Catch me if you can!
#DateLexington #DateCharlotte #DateRaleigh #DateCharleston #DateCincinnati
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Road trip! Charlotte and RDU are confirmed. Help me choose the rest? Reach out by Oct 27 to help me decide my route! (photo throwback for funsies)
#DateFortWayne, #DateIndianapolis, or #DateCincinnati?
#DateNashville or #DateKnoxville?
#DateCharlotte Nov 4th (& possibly 3rd)
#DateRaleigh Nov 7-10
#DateFortWayne, #DateIndianapolis, or #DateCincinnati?
#DateNashville or #DateKnoxville?
#DateCharlotte Nov 4th (& possibly 3rd)
#DateRaleigh Nov 7-10
October 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Road trip! Charlotte and RDU are confirmed. Help me choose the rest? Reach out by Oct 27 to help me decide my route! (photo throwback for funsies)
#DateFortWayne, #DateIndianapolis, or #DateCincinnati?
#DateNashville or #DateKnoxville?
#DateCharlotte Nov 4th (& possibly 3rd)
#DateRaleigh Nov 7-10
#DateFortWayne, #DateIndianapolis, or #DateCincinnati?
#DateNashville or #DateKnoxville?
#DateCharlotte Nov 4th (& possibly 3rd)
#DateRaleigh Nov 7-10
Within the first 5 minutes, he whipped out his sense of humor, and proved he read my newsletter. Well played, sir. You go to the front of the class. 😍
My next newsletter comes out this weekend! Readers get all the extra credit attention. 😘
vixenforhire.substack.com
My next newsletter comes out this weekend! Readers get all the extra credit attention. 😘
vixenforhire.substack.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Within the first 5 minutes, he whipped out his sense of humor, and proved he read my newsletter. Well played, sir. You go to the front of the class. 😍
My next newsletter comes out this weekend! Readers get all the extra credit attention. 😘
vixenforhire.substack.com
My next newsletter comes out this weekend! Readers get all the extra credit attention. 😘
vixenforhire.substack.com
"You're my vacation throughout the year, so it seemed only right to include you as part of my vacation getting out of town." -B
Thank you for stealing me away for your end of summer escape, and for all the days of respite you seek with me throughout the year. ❤️🔥
Thank you for stealing me away for your end of summer escape, and for all the days of respite you seek with me throughout the year. ❤️🔥
September 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"You're my vacation throughout the year, so it seemed only right to include you as part of my vacation getting out of town." -B
Thank you for stealing me away for your end of summer escape, and for all the days of respite you seek with me throughout the year. ❤️🔥
Thank you for stealing me away for your end of summer escape, and for all the days of respite you seek with me throughout the year. ❤️🔥
Supremely excited to lay siege to Seattle with @msyork.bsky.social in a couple of weeks 😈
Seattle, wanna dance? Join me and the vibrant vixen Eve Alexander 9/15-9/17 @vixenforhire.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Supremely excited to lay siege to Seattle with @msyork.bsky.social in a couple of weeks 😈
My Septembers are made for silly birthday shenanigans. Come celebrate with me!
September 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My Septembers are made for silly birthday shenanigans. Come celebrate with me!
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This is worth a read, although I’d argue that in the case of many AV laws passed in the US, the consequences are very much expected.
Once they drive most of the traffic to noncompliant porn sites that have zero content moderation, the GOP will use that to argue that all porn should be illegal.
Once they drive most of the traffic to noncompliant porn sites that have zero content moderation, the GOP will use that to argue that all porn should be illegal.
New: I looked at 90 porn sites to test the new age-verification law rewriting the web. The ones following the rules, and scanning visitors' faces, are crumbling, while the lawbreakers are doubling or tripling their traffic. One of many unintended consequences for an experimental tech wapo.st/47QuttW
‘Scan your face’ laws for the web are having unexpected consequences
The new age-verification laws in the United States and United Kingdom have brought some surprising downsides, including soaring traffic to seedy parts of the web.
wapo.st
August 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is worth a read, although I’d argue that in the case of many AV laws passed in the US, the consequences are very much expected.
Once they drive most of the traffic to noncompliant porn sites that have zero content moderation, the GOP will use that to argue that all porn should be illegal.
Once they drive most of the traffic to noncompliant porn sites that have zero content moderation, the GOP will use that to argue that all porn should be illegal.
Hot tip for my liberal lovelies: if your rideshare driver is asking if you're married, proselytizing, or playing music you find offensive, try this script: "Oh I'm so sorry, I have a work email that came up! Can you please cut the radio/stop the convo, etc? Thank you!" Peaceful ride achieved.
Omg my Lyft driver is playing mysogonystic Christian country. I want to puke/d**
"She don't she's beautiful" is the chorus of the current selection
"She don't she's beautiful" is the chorus of the current selection
August 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hot tip for my liberal lovelies: if your rideshare driver is asking if you're married, proselytizing, or playing music you find offensive, try this script: "Oh I'm so sorry, I have a work email that came up! Can you please cut the radio/stop the convo, etc? Thank you!" Peaceful ride achieved.
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August 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I introduced him to my favorite tourist trip, he introduced me to the best meal I've ever had in my home Chicago. Thank you so much for a truly magical pair of days. I so cherish our co-creations ✨
August 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I introduced him to my favorite tourist trip, he introduced me to the best meal I've ever had in my home Chicago. Thank you so much for a truly magical pair of days. I so cherish our co-creations ✨
A friendship that spans the country! So many precious moments in Chicago, Seattle, and now Boston with Bostonian turned Chicagoan @lennonwren.com. Thank you for such a beautiful day together exploring your old stomping grounds!
August 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A friendship that spans the country! So many precious moments in Chicago, Seattle, and now Boston with Bostonian turned Chicagoan @lennonwren.com. Thank you for such a beautiful day together exploring your old stomping grounds!
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Ugh, lawmakers in the US are “taking a hard look” at VPNs because of the gigantic flop of the UK age verification roll out. This means our privacy online is EVEN MORE endangered, unless we speak up!
Sign this petition from @fightforthefuture.org to defend VPN use: defendvpns.com
Sign this petition from @fightforthefuture.org to defend VPN use: defendvpns.com
Defend VPNs from government bans!
defendvpns.com
August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ugh, lawmakers in the US are “taking a hard look” at VPNs because of the gigantic flop of the UK age verification roll out. This means our privacy online is EVEN MORE endangered, unless we speak up!
Sign this petition from @fightforthefuture.org to defend VPN use: defendvpns.com
Sign this petition from @fightforthefuture.org to defend VPN use: defendvpns.com
It can be hard to pin me down if you're out of the loop! My next newsletter is coming out in the next couple of days.
Subscribe to vixenforhire.substack.com to get on top of my travels (and me😉) the rest of 2025.
#OurSky #DateChicago
Subscribe to vixenforhire.substack.com to get on top of my travels (and me😉) the rest of 2025.
#OurSky #DateChicago
August 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It can be hard to pin me down if you're out of the loop! My next newsletter is coming out in the next couple of days.
Subscribe to vixenforhire.substack.com to get on top of my travels (and me😉) the rest of 2025.
#OurSky #DateChicago
Subscribe to vixenforhire.substack.com to get on top of my travels (and me😉) the rest of 2025.
#OurSky #DateChicago
Who doesn't love a little dessert after a leisurely lunch? Thank you so much for bringing @audreydavis.bsky.social and I together for a most delectable afternoon! 🫦
August 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Who doesn't love a little dessert after a leisurely lunch? Thank you so much for bringing @audreydavis.bsky.social and I together for a most delectable afternoon! 🫦
Reposted by Eve Alexander | Chicago & Seattle
Upcoming tour!
🏢Chicago, 5/15-17
🌉SFO, 5/18-20
Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends.
Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
🏢Chicago, 5/15-17
🌉SFO, 5/18-20
Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends.
Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
April 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Upcoming tour!
🏢Chicago, 5/15-17
🌉SFO, 5/18-20
Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends.
Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
🏢Chicago, 5/15-17
🌉SFO, 5/18-20
Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends.
Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me
Now this is my idea of an easter egg hunt! Hats off to @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social going to the extra trouble during their David Lynch: Moving Through Time festival. And, to the wonderful man who indulged my twisted whims, you have my eternal adoration, dark and twisted as it is. ❤️🔥
April 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Now this is my idea of an easter egg hunt! Hats off to @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social going to the extra trouble during their David Lynch: Moving Through Time festival. And, to the wonderful man who indulged my twisted whims, you have my eternal adoration, dark and twisted as it is. ❤️🔥