Viscount Jonkeer
@viscountjonkeer.bsky.social
This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday..
Negative-brained twat weasel
Watford FC
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
Negative-brained twat weasel
Watford FC
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
Pinned
The crew of the Disappointment cause absolute scenes in a spaceport down old Querion Subsector way
Murder, mayhem and a little light data thievery with @k000.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @edoffannyside.bsky.social and @andyhemming.bsky.social
Murder, mayhem and a little light data thievery with @k000.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @edoffannyside.bsky.social and @andyhemming.bsky.social
After 27 days it's Traveller tonight.
Wheee!
Oh wait, I'm the Referee... Oh, shit.
(My players should not read the alt text)
Wheee!
Oh wait, I'm the Referee... Oh, shit.
(My players should not read the alt text)
homer simpson sits at a desk with a stack of books one of which is titled depressing death
Alt: homer simpson sits at a desk with a stack of books one of which is titled depressing death
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The crew of the Disappointment cause absolute scenes in a spaceport down old Querion Subsector way
Murder, mayhem and a little light data thievery with @k000.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @edoffannyside.bsky.social and @andyhemming.bsky.social
Murder, mayhem and a little light data thievery with @k000.bsky.social @huwbowen.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @edoffannyside.bsky.social and @andyhemming.bsky.social
Wow Mikel Arteta has his own toy range now
February 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Wow Mikel Arteta has his own toy range now
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Vague sense of social unease
Chocolate
Notebook of random size
Pair of binoculars
Fountain Pen
Vague sense of social unease
Chocolate
Notebook of random size
Pair of binoculars
Fountain Pen
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- dog treats
- big bunch of keys
- multitool pliers
- at least one random 28mm miniature
- those pecorino biscuits that go really well with gin
- dog treats
- big bunch of keys
- multitool pliers
- at least one random 28mm miniature
- those pecorino biscuits that go really well with gin
Loot that drops after defeating me: a pocket full of shiny rocks, various fine point pens, and so. Much. Coffee.
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Vague sense of social unease
Chocolate
Notebook of random size
Pair of binoculars
Fountain Pen
Vague sense of social unease
Chocolate
Notebook of random size
Pair of binoculars
Fountain Pen
After 27 days it's Traveller tonight.
Wheee!
Oh wait, I'm the Referee... Oh, shit.
(My players should not read the alt text)
Wheee!
Oh wait, I'm the Referee... Oh, shit.
(My players should not read the alt text)
homer simpson sits at a desk with a stack of books one of which is titled depressing death
Alt: homer simpson sits at a desk with a stack of books one of which is titled depressing death
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
After 27 days it's Traveller tonight.
Wheee!
Oh wait, I'm the Referee... Oh, shit.
(My players should not read the alt text)
Wheee!
Oh wait, I'm the Referee... Oh, shit.
(My players should not read the alt text)
Can I just say - excellent customer service too!
Hey in the run up to the crowdfunding campaign for Cold City and Hot War, (Both games are now out in PDF) I sat down with @malcolmcraig.bsky.social to chat about the upcoming new edition. You can watch (or listen) to all of the parts in one go: youtu.be/Hds6fbPzvJE #coldcity
All the Cold City Hot War short videos in one long video
YouTube video by Handiwork Games
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Can I just say - excellent customer service too!
Get him out - he's always been a One Nation Tory with a red rosette
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Get him out - he's always been a One Nation Tory with a red rosette
Temu buys into the idea of boob armour - they are not serious people (also check the tactical bikini/jockstrap)
February 5, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Temu buys into the idea of boob armour - they are not serious people (also check the tactical bikini/jockstrap)
Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop.
counterpoint: with Elon's money i could easily purchase a decommissioned Bradley Fighting Vehicle and modify it into an RV
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop.
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Another waste of a transfer window and a decent manager resigning.
Stupid bloody club.
Stupid bloody club.
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Another waste of a transfer window and a decent manager resigning.
Stupid bloody club.
Stupid bloody club.
Cutting incisive journalism? Nah - secondary school politics using stupid 'gotchas'.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Cutting incisive journalism? Nah - secondary school politics using stupid 'gotchas'.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
(Ongoing) Teenage crush ♥️
February 1, 2026 at 10:46 AM
(Ongoing) Teenage crush ♥️
It’s Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Post a cartoon TV series you love
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It’s Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series you love
Post a cartoon TV series you love
At a @elevatedpachyderm.bsky.social production event in London
Spent the morning running Twilight 2000 first edition based in the ruins of Warsaw.
Now playing Lex Arcanum with @mcookie123.bsky.social as GM.
Spent the morning running Twilight 2000 first edition based in the ruins of Warsaw.
Now playing Lex Arcanum with @mcookie123.bsky.social as GM.
a man in a roman armor and helmet is standing in front of a group of roman soldiers .
ALT: a man in a roman armor and helmet is standing in front of a group of roman soldiers .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
At a @elevatedpachyderm.bsky.social production event in London
Spent the morning running Twilight 2000 first edition based in the ruins of Warsaw.
Now playing Lex Arcanum with @mcookie123.bsky.social as GM.
Spent the morning running Twilight 2000 first edition based in the ruins of Warsaw.
Now playing Lex Arcanum with @mcookie123.bsky.social as GM.
I have decided to spice up my marking by using gifs
a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
ALT: a man says " you keep using that word . i do not think it means what you think it means "
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I have decided to spice up my marking by using gifs
My players getting hold of this ship?
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My players getting hold of this ship?
Fucking awesome!
A win amongst the awfulness of TERFs weaponising the law thanks to the bigot in chief's money
A win amongst the awfulness of TERFs weaponising the law thanks to the bigot in chief's money
Hampstead Ponds will remain inclusive. Our analysis of the judgment.
Hampstead Heath Ponds to remain inclusive
The High Court has blocked a legal challenge from transphobic group Sex Matters, siding with thousands of swimmers who fought to keep the ponds inclusive
goodlaw.social
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Fucking awesome!
A win amongst the awfulness of TERFs weaponising the law thanks to the bigot in chief's money
A win amongst the awfulness of TERFs weaponising the law thanks to the bigot in chief's money
The joy of being a tech company drone and being made to think you are the new aesthetic for Man (TM)
Grindcore is the new hustle culture ft.trib.al/Yq5N8YC | opinion
Grindcore is the new hustle culture
In Silicon Valley, long hours have fused with a monastic male wellness aesthetic
ft.trib.al
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The joy of being a tech company drone and being made to think you are the new aesthetic for Man (TM)
The only person who bought a ticket for Melania
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 AM
The only person who bought a ticket for Melania
Deskilling the UK in 3, 2, 1....
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Deskilling the UK in 3, 2, 1....
Is it national slap a Colleague Day?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Is it national slap a Colleague Day?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
@kehaar.bsky.social This is right up your street
NEW EPISODE - #BritishArmy #staybehinds with @TheUCS473
Listen here 🎧🎧 coldwarconversations.com/episode440/
#coldwar #BAOR #secret #royalartillery
Listen here 🎧🎧 coldwarconversations.com/episode440/
#coldwar #BAOR #secret #royalartillery
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 PM
@kehaar.bsky.social This is right up your street
Amazing poetry:
"waiting for the birds to stitch dawn to the dark sky with their urgent songs"
"waiting for the birds to stitch dawn to the dark sky with their urgent songs"
Goodnight from Petra Briers, fiercely praying to St. Benedict to stop the Weir Witch’s bones ever drifting together again. Goodnight from Rosie Mundell, waiting for the birds to stitch dawn to the dark sky with their urgent songs and end a night filled with tears. Goodnight from Hookland.
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Amazing poetry:
"waiting for the birds to stitch dawn to the dark sky with their urgent songs"
"waiting for the birds to stitch dawn to the dark sky with their urgent songs"