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This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday..

Negative-brained twat weasel
TravellerRPG
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
Early as usual I took a walk.

Started with Hatton Gardens which is a truly bizarre street where every shop sells diamonds and the shopkeepers stand outside their front door.

Wandered on to an estate and found this rather odd "sitting room" perched on girders for no apparent reason.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Open AI throwing it's users under the bus. 😁

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The timeline...
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The demons of negativity have been kicking my ass recently so I decided to take a day off for some self care.

So here's me getting some self care by sitting in a hide whilst it rains so hard even the ducks have taken cover
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mail call!
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
New seat who dis?

Watford v Middlesbrough
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
One for the block list
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I blame @safcocast.bsky.social for this. I haven't thought about the CoTI supplement for years.
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Watford FC (W) versus Bedford under the lights at the Orbital Fasteners stadium tonight.

I'm on my own so Kate is keeping me company (she's commentating).

🎵Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen🎵
October 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Everything will swallow you by @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social arrived yesterday

Quantum of Menace by @vaseemkhanuk.bsky.social arrived today (courtesy of @bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social)

With two books arriving from @tankmuseum.bsky.social on Monday I think I may be good for a week or two.
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Good grief. 2-0 down after 7 minutes..
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Watford v WBA

Time to see what the new/old boss is about.
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Back at the Orbital Fasteners stadium for a rainy Cup tie versus Plymouth

#you'orns
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
October 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Watford FC (W) v Hashtag United

#you'orns
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Early for #GrogLaw so wandering the back streets of London.
October 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Me, urging on the AI bubble and crash
October 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Ooooh, Donnie gonna be mad!
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This is my collection plus a GiTS world book (in a cupboard somewhere), a GiTS film book, and digital Atomic Robo
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oooh. We made the Guardian. Though 'Watford sacks manager' is like having a headline that says bears shit in the woods.
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
October 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM