kendra
@violetkendra.bsky.social
sir, this is a dog's account. human: she/her.
my absolute hater-ass any time the chill drum & bass playlist i like to listen to at work chooses a vocal track: EUUGGH BLECH YUCK what is this CATERWAULING
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
my absolute hater-ass any time the chill drum & bass playlist i like to listen to at work chooses a vocal track: EUUGGH BLECH YUCK what is this CATERWAULING
apropos of nothing: dog fits perfectly in a j. crew shopping bag
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
apropos of nothing: dog fits perfectly in a j. crew shopping bag
i finally found a theater playing no other choice and it fucking rocked. if you get the chance to catch it on the big screen - do.
my resolution is to find a theater near me screening no other choice and going to watch it, goddammit.
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
i finally found a theater playing no other choice and it fucking rocked. if you get the chance to catch it on the big screen - do.
my resolution is to find a theater near me screening no other choice and going to watch it, goddammit.
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
my resolution is to find a theater near me screening no other choice and going to watch it, goddammit.
my favorite thing in legend (1985) is tom cruise's commitment to no pants. even when it's freezing and starts to snow, even after he gets fairy armor, he eschews a full pant in favor of his little elf jorts. @mattoak.bsky.social energy.
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
my favorite thing in legend (1985) is tom cruise's commitment to no pants. even when it's freezing and starts to snow, even after he gets fairy armor, he eschews a full pant in favor of his little elf jorts. @mattoak.bsky.social energy.
the disco ball new year's eve hat is his second least-favorite hat
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
the disco ball new year's eve hat is his second least-favorite hat
i think anyone who wants to should get the opportunity to be sent on a side quest by this dog, specifically.
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i think anyone who wants to should get the opportunity to be sent on a side quest by this dog, specifically.
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Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates. Happy Thursday to everyone who doesn't. Happy Fred day to all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates. Happy Thursday to everyone who doesn't. Happy Fred day to all.
man, everyone in godzilla and godzilla raids again is -so- well-dressed.
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
man, everyone in godzilla and godzilla raids again is -so- well-dressed.
all i really have left as a WSU fan is schadenfreude, so if i may: lol. lmao. rofl.
Nick Rolovich has been vaccinated against a bowl victory yet again
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
all i really have left as a WSU fan is schadenfreude, so if i may: lol. lmao. rofl.
i'm watching three 35+ men at the bar on christmas eve talk about being able to dunk after they get their knee surgeries it's so precious to find adults who still believe in santa claus
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i'm watching three 35+ men at the bar on christmas eve talk about being able to dunk after they get their knee surgeries it's so precious to find adults who still believe in santa claus
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
the ice cubes for their specialty negroni have lil wu tang W's in them
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the ice cubes for their specialty negroni have lil wu tang W's in them
i love going to the expensive cocktail bar in my neighborhood because you never know if you'll get your drink in a normal cocktail glass or have to swallow your pride and drink out of a huge ceramic coconut
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i love going to the expensive cocktail bar in my neighborhood because you never know if you'll get your drink in a normal cocktail glass or have to swallow your pride and drink out of a huge ceramic coconut
gotta say, the grocery store nightmare in episode two of welcome to derry is eerily similar to the Greenwood Fred Meyer Experience
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
gotta say, the grocery store nightmare in episode two of welcome to derry is eerily similar to the Greenwood Fred Meyer Experience
update the owner of the french restaurant across the street has brought the dog fried duck skin for christmas
December 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
update the owner of the french restaurant across the street has brought the dog fried duck skin for christmas
holiday spirit running aaallllll through his holiday potato body tbh
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
holiday spirit running aaallllll through his holiday potato body tbh
still thinking about last night when a man congratulated @mattoak.bsky.social for owning a labyrinth pinball machine with the same kind of joyful enthusiasm one might congratulate a new father
December 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
still thinking about last night when a man congratulated @mattoak.bsky.social for owning a labyrinth pinball machine with the same kind of joyful enthusiasm one might congratulate a new father
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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Our coverage of the closing of a local hygiene center last month spurred a philanthropist to buy the property for $2M. Donors in WA & other states chipped in remaining $500K to secure the land.
Thanks, @ricksteves.bsky.social
Thanks @a-rlnt.bsky.social for reporting
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Thanks, @ricksteves.bsky.social
Thanks @a-rlnt.bsky.social for reporting
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Thanks to Rick Steves, Lynnwood Hygiene Center has a permanent home | MLTnews.com
‘If this place wasn’t here I don’t know how I would’ve survived’ -- Sherman Gillins The Jean Kim Foundation’s (JKF) Hygiene Center in Lynnwood is here to
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December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Our coverage of the closing of a local hygiene center last month spurred a philanthropist to buy the property for $2M. Donors in WA & other states chipped in remaining $500K to secure the land.
Thanks, @ricksteves.bsky.social
Thanks @a-rlnt.bsky.social for reporting
mltnews.com/thanks-to-ri...
Thanks, @ricksteves.bsky.social
Thanks @a-rlnt.bsky.social for reporting
mltnews.com/thanks-to-ri...
work colleague "what are you doing?"
me: "drawing little hockey masks on all the friday the 13ths on my work calendar for next year what does it -look- like i'm doing"
me: "drawing little hockey masks on all the friday the 13ths on my work calendar for next year what does it -look- like i'm doing"
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
work colleague "what are you doing?"
me: "drawing little hockey masks on all the friday the 13ths on my work calendar for next year what does it -look- like i'm doing"
me: "drawing little hockey masks on all the friday the 13ths on my work calendar for next year what does it -look- like i'm doing"
honestly as a mariners fan it's just adding insult to injury to be reminded that the bostoo yook yarters won a title before seattle even made it to the world series.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
honestly as a mariners fan it's just adding insult to injury to be reminded that the bostoo yook yarters won a title before seattle even made it to the world series.
please enjoy a mildly unhinged holiday message from my aunt
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
please enjoy a mildly unhinged holiday message from my aunt
i dated...just so many DJs, man.
okay bsky, what was your thing, what dumbass thing did you do at age 22 or so, young and bright and full of promise and also totally ignorant about basic things?
i was so delighted by the whole secene; they are so full of hope and promise and smarts and ideas and they are gonna do awesome things and also they are both total sweet little baby dumbasses who reheat garlic bread in a toaster and start electrical fires
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i dated...just so many DJs, man.
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I firmly believe Lennie Briscoe could not be intimidated by Pennywise.
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I firmly believe Lennie Briscoe could not be intimidated by Pennywise.