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kendra
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sir, this is a dog's account. human: she/her.
every single time i watch sneakers i dedicate it to your husband.
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 AM
oh man, have you seen black bag yet? i loooooved it (i was going through a spy phase in early 2025)
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
yeah i don't get this at all. looks like lara croft to me!
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
my absolute hater-ass any time the chill drum & bass playlist i like to listen to at work chooses a vocal track: EUUGGH BLECH YUCK what is this CATERWAULING
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
apropos of nothing: dog fits perfectly in a j. crew shopping bag
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
he is very literally the reason we cancelled our ESPN subscription. love this for him.
January 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i'm not big on quiet luxury but for some reason it drives me fucking nuts when rich people get shitty-looking extensions.
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
i finally found a theater playing no other choice and it fucking rocked. if you get the chance to catch it on the big screen - do.
my resolution is to find a theater near me screening no other choice and going to watch it, goddammit.
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
CLAMMY JANNY
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
my resolution is to find a theater near me screening no other choice and going to watch it, goddammit.
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
henry cavill racking his arms will never not make me chuckle
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
my favorite thing in legend (1985) is tom cruise's commitment to no pants. even when it's freezing and starts to snow, even after he gets fairy armor, he eschews a full pant in favor of his little elf jorts. @mattoak.bsky.social energy.
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
the disco ball new year's eve hat is his second least-favorite hat
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
you gotta just sort of hope you run into him, but i can tell you this time of year the quest is almost certainly to get enough sun.
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
i think anyone who wants to should get the opportunity to be sent on a side quest by this dog, specifically.
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
god he sucks so bad lol
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates. Happy Thursday to everyone who doesn't. Happy Fred day to all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
yes lol but you can't have my parking space
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
it's a good tweet!
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
man, everyone in godzilla and godzilla raids again is -so- well-dressed.
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
god i'd hate to ruin the quaint charm of the *checks notes* grocery outlet and dick's drive in
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
all i really have left as a WSU fan is schadenfreude, so if i may: lol. lmao. rofl.
Nick Rolovich has been vaccinated against a bowl victory yet again
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i'm watching three 35+ men at the bar on christmas eve talk about being able to dunk after they get their knee surgeries it's so precious to find adults who still believe in santa claus
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
the ice cubes for their specialty negroni have lil wu tang W's in them
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM