kendra
@violetkendra.bsky.social
sir, this is a dog's account. human: she/her.
me to myself any time a science fiction movie introduces a cute lil alien guy: that's my dog :)
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
me to myself any time a science fiction movie introduces a cute lil alien guy: that's my dog :)
the dog is extremely loud now that he has intuited that sundays are when he gets to go to his favorite bar, because it is basically a cookie dispensary for him.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the dog is extremely loud now that he has intuited that sundays are when he gets to go to his favorite bar, because it is basically a cookie dispensary for him.
there was a king tide today so i took the dog to gaze in awe at its power but he just laughed in its face.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
there was a king tide today so i took the dog to gaze in awe at its power but he just laughed in its face.
the smacking sounds my terrible little dog makes when eating a pear, and the way his eyes bug out as the pear approaches
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the smacking sounds my terrible little dog makes when eating a pear, and the way his eyes bug out as the pear approaches
how am i just now realizing fred is one pink dye job away from a killer NummyMuffinCooColButter halloween costume
October 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
how am i just now realizing fred is one pink dye job away from a killer NummyMuffinCooColButter halloween costume
i love spending $350 at fred's vet to get test results that are like "blood tests indicate he is free from tick-borne illnesses"
oh fr? this dog? the dog who has his own velveteen ottoman and a bow tie collection? who we carry around in a special dog backpack?
oh fr? this dog? the dog who has his own velveteen ottoman and a bow tie collection? who we carry around in a special dog backpack?
October 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i love spending $350 at fred's vet to get test results that are like "blood tests indicate he is free from tick-borne illnesses"
oh fr? this dog? the dog who has his own velveteen ottoman and a bow tie collection? who we carry around in a special dog backpack?
oh fr? this dog? the dog who has his own velveteen ottoman and a bow tie collection? who we carry around in a special dog backpack?
i cried so much after the M's won last night the dog started bringing me his favorite toys for comfort 🥲
October 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i cried so much after the M's won last night the dog started bringing me his favorite toys for comfort 🥲
the dog observing the neighborhood hootin' and hollerin' and shooting off fireworks because the MARINERS ARE IN THE ALCS, BABYYYYYY
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the dog observing the neighborhood hootin' and hollerin' and shooting off fireworks because the MARINERS ARE IN THE ALCS, BABYYYYYY
just so you know i would never post an AI video of my dog being a little freak. he doesn't need artificial intelligence to do weird shit, man.
October 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
just so you know i would never post an AI video of my dog being a little freak. he doesn't need artificial intelligence to do weird shit, man.
he's dreaming about the mariners
October 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
he's dreaming about the mariners
haircut day for the dog his stylist tried a new dyeing method look how VIBRANT
October 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
haircut day for the dog his stylist tried a new dyeing method look how VIBRANT
friend decided spontaneously to take her kid to the mariners scrimmage yesterday and texted me this.
October 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
friend decided spontaneously to take her kid to the mariners scrimmage yesterday and texted me this.
now that i've seen good boy i feel extremely confident saying: if any of us had an evil spirit or demonic presence attached to us, or otherwise haunted, our dog would definitely be the last to know.
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
now that i've seen good boy i feel extremely confident saying: if any of us had an evil spirit or demonic presence attached to us, or otherwise haunted, our dog would definitely be the last to know.
much like the mariners, fred is looking like he could use a bye
September 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
much like the mariners, fred is looking like he could use a bye
the smile of a dog who knows the mariners are in the playoffs and the astros aren't.
September 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
the smile of a dog who knows the mariners are in the playoffs and the astros aren't.
hearing reports from the dog: the seattle mariners 🔱 😌
September 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
hearing reports from the dog: the seattle mariners 🔱 😌
i love showing people this specific photo of our high school just to see their reactions, almost all of which are uniformly "yikes".
September 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i love showing people this specific photo of our high school just to see their reactions, almost all of which are uniformly "yikes".
sometimes i wonder if the dog is spoiled, as he power-naps on a velvet sofa, nestled in a faux fur blanket, head resting upon a silk pillowcase.
September 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
sometimes i wonder if the dog is spoiled, as he power-naps on a velvet sofa, nestled in a faux fur blanket, head resting upon a silk pillowcase.
etsy witches truly having a moment
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
etsy witches truly having a moment
timeline cleanse: fred as above / so below edition
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
timeline cleanse: fred as above / so below edition
a lot of people reuse gift wrap but my mother really takes it to the next level by making sure i *know* this is the last of her special cowboy boot wrapping paper, dammit, so i need to be careful to ensure we get another wrap out of it.
August 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
a lot of people reuse gift wrap but my mother really takes it to the next level by making sure i *know* this is the last of her special cowboy boot wrapping paper, dammit, so i need to be careful to ensure we get another wrap out of it.