Lana Del Rhaenys
@vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social
“Way too horny” and “bewildering.”
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
I just think the White House should have the same rules as an apartment lease. The (TEMPORARY) residents can decorate the inside, but you’re gonna incur some penalties if you start tearing down the walls. (1/2)
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I just think the White House should have the same rules as an apartment lease. The (TEMPORARY) residents can decorate the inside, but you’re gonna incur some penalties if you start tearing down the walls. (1/2)
The only thing I learned from three seasons of And Just Like That is that the writers absolutely ~~hate~~ The Youths.
Everyone under 30 was (deliberately??) written to be at best annoying and at worst deeply unpleasant.
Everyone under 30 was (deliberately??) written to be at best annoying and at worst deeply unpleasant.
August 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The only thing I learned from three seasons of And Just Like That is that the writers absolutely ~~hate~~ The Youths.
Everyone under 30 was (deliberately??) written to be at best annoying and at worst deeply unpleasant.
Everyone under 30 was (deliberately??) written to be at best annoying and at worst deeply unpleasant.
All men who fuck up should self-exile to Scranton.
July 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
All men who fuck up should self-exile to Scranton.
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The business card scene from American Psycho, only it’s me and all the other RAV4 owners in the Costco parking lot.
May 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The business card scene from American Psycho, only it’s me and all the other RAV4 owners in the Costco parking lot.
This box has the same approach to therapy that I do.
May 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This box has the same approach to therapy that I do.
JD Vance: I just wish the internet associated me with something other than the couch rumors.
[Monkey’s paw ominously curls one finger.]
[Monkey’s paw ominously curls one finger.]
April 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
JD Vance: I just wish the internet associated me with something other than the couch rumors.
[Monkey’s paw ominously curls one finger.]
[Monkey’s paw ominously curls one finger.]
Me: Can we take a picture with the team furry?
Friend who enjoys sports: Please don’t refer to the mascot that way.
Friend who enjoys sports: Please don’t refer to the mascot that way.
April 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me: Can we take a picture with the team furry?
Friend who enjoys sports: Please don’t refer to the mascot that way.
Friend who enjoys sports: Please don’t refer to the mascot that way.
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my maniacal laughter can be heard from space
April 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
my maniacal laughter can be heard from space
Oh, thank god, because those tariffs on China are about to make vibrators much more expensive.
April 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh, thank god, because those tariffs on China are about to make vibrators much more expensive.
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I can no longer tell if I'm holding up surprisingly well right now because I did all of my grieving for the future back in 2024 or if I have just reached a state of emergency dissociation so extreme that I will not be feeling my feelings until 2026.
April 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I can no longer tell if I'm holding up surprisingly well right now because I did all of my grieving for the future back in 2024 or if I have just reached a state of emergency dissociation so extreme that I will not be feeling my feelings until 2026.
You know things are bad when the dealership is like, “Heeeyyyy, bestie! If you want a car you’d better buy one now before we’re all out of car and Daddy VW refuses to send us more car!”
(Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
(Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
April 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You know things are bad when the dealership is like, “Heeeyyyy, bestie! If you want a car you’d better buy one now before we’re all out of car and Daddy VW refuses to send us more car!”
(Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
(Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
This 86” television costs less than the mammogram my insurance refused to pay for.
April 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This 86” television costs less than the mammogram my insurance refused to pay for.
I made my own profile on the Peacock app so my roommate won’t know how many times I’ve had a “Wicked” and “Nosferatu” double feature.
March 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I made my own profile on the Peacock app so my roommate won’t know how many times I’ve had a “Wicked” and “Nosferatu” double feature.
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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be kind to yourself
March 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
be kind to yourself
You know an apartment complex called “The Residences at [place]” where the building is a 100+ year old former industrial space is going to change an obscene amount for rent.
March 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You know an apartment complex called “The Residences at [place]” where the building is a 100+ year old former industrial space is going to change an obscene amount for rent.
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I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early
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March 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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“Essential reading.” - Bugs B.
“Utter garbage.” - Daffy D.
“Utter garbage.” - Daffy D.
March 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“Essential reading.” - Bugs B.
“Utter garbage.” - Daffy D.
“Utter garbage.” - Daffy D.
To be clear, he’s not like Nero, because at least Nero had respect for the arts and a desire to grow creatively.
March 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
To be clear, he’s not like Nero, because at least Nero had respect for the arts and a desire to grow creatively.
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I think people are extremely on edge, and horrified by how quickly society has slipped into this banal techno-fascism, and scared about how far it will go, and that makes people brittle and impatient, and if I were a better person I would extend grace to people because of that, but, you know, I’m me
March 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I think people are extremely on edge, and horrified by how quickly society has slipped into this banal techno-fascism, and scared about how far it will go, and that makes people brittle and impatient, and if I were a better person I would extend grace to people because of that, but, you know, I’m me
I thought this was a poetic way to say “we’re all dead and this is hell,” but I guess this literally happened.
We are all in the debris field of a SpaceX mishap
March 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I thought this was a poetic way to say “we’re all dead and this is hell,” but I guess this literally happened.