Lana Del Rhaenys
@vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social
“Way too horny” and “bewildering.”
All men who fuck up should self-exile to Scranton.
July 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
All men who fuck up should self-exile to Scranton.
This box has the same approach to therapy that I do.
May 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This box has the same approach to therapy that I do.
You know things are bad when the dealership is like, “Heeeyyyy, bestie! If you want a car you’d better buy one now before we’re all out of car and Daddy VW refuses to send us more car!”
(Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
(Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
April 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You know things are bad when the dealership is like, “Heeeyyyy, bestie! If you want a car you’d better buy one now before we’re all out of car and Daddy VW refuses to send us more car!”
(Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
(Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
This 86” television costs less than the mammogram my insurance refused to pay for.
April 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This 86” television costs less than the mammogram my insurance refused to pay for.
You know an apartment complex called “The Residences at [place]” where the building is a 100+ year old former industrial space is going to change an obscene amount for rent.
March 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
You know an apartment complex called “The Residences at [place]” where the building is a 100+ year old former industrial space is going to change an obscene amount for rent.
I’m concerned that Bart never actually cleaned up his act, and instead became a corrupt judge who was nominated to the Supreme Court by the current administration.
February 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m concerned that Bart never actually cleaned up his act, and instead became a corrupt judge who was nominated to the Supreme Court by the current administration.
“We now take you live to CPAC..”
February 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“We now take you live to CPAC..”
The Great Seal of Virginia says to whip out a tit, fuck up a tyrant, and persevere.
February 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The Great Seal of Virginia says to whip out a tit, fuck up a tyrant, and persevere.
Wayfair thinks I need this, and they’re not wrong.
February 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wayfair thinks I need this, and they’re not wrong.
Things are terrible right now, but Lady Gaga is bringing back her weird era, so there’s some healing in this world.
February 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Things are terrible right now, but Lady Gaga is bringing back her weird era, so there’s some healing in this world.
I love that movie!!
January 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I love that movie!!
I’m not falling for this.
January 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’m not falling for this.
POST YOUR FAVOURITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
POST YOUR FAVOURITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION
me facing 2025
December 27, 2024 at 2:43 AM
me facing 2025
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I hope I’m hastily coaxing my champion purebred cocker spaniels into their $60,000 Louis Vuitton kennel when the peasants come to drag me to the guillotine.
December 24, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I hope I’m hastily coaxing my champion purebred cocker spaniels into their $60,000 Louis Vuitton kennel when the peasants come to drag me to the guillotine.
You explaining the necessity of the renovation to me.
December 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM
You explaining the necessity of the renovation to me.
6:15 in the morning: Okay. That’s enough internet for today.
December 16, 2024 at 3:07 PM
6:15 in the morning: Okay. That’s enough internet for today.
UHC made me pay out of pocket for a diagnostic mammogram, so I’m not surprised people are having the Loki reaction.
December 4, 2024 at 11:11 PM
UHC made me pay out of pocket for a diagnostic mammogram, so I’m not surprised people are having the Loki reaction.
The vibe I’m bringing to the holiday party. 🎄
December 1, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The vibe I’m bringing to the holiday party. 🎄
Yes, I’m religious… I believe in the holy trinity.
December 1, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Yes, I’m religious… I believe in the holy trinity.
Me: I don’t understand why there’s no fan art of Pennywise and Art the Clown in passionate embrace.
It’s not necessarily that I want to see it, it just seems like such an obvious pairing.
My roommate:
It’s not necessarily that I want to see it, it just seems like such an obvious pairing.
My roommate:
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Me: I don’t understand why there’s no fan art of Pennywise and Art the Clown in passionate embrace.
It’s not necessarily that I want to see it, it just seems like such an obvious pairing.
My roommate:
It’s not necessarily that I want to see it, it just seems like such an obvious pairing.
My roommate:
Fiat: I saw you across the parking lot and I really dig your vibe.
My RAV4: [Awkward hybrid noises]
My RAV4: [Awkward hybrid noises]
November 23, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Fiat: I saw you across the parking lot and I really dig your vibe.
My RAV4: [Awkward hybrid noises]
My RAV4: [Awkward hybrid noises]
