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Natty
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I was on Twitter but then it got weird.
All I Want For Christmas Is U(AT TESTING TO BE DONE ON TIME AND UNCOVER NO DEFECTS)
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I just can't imagine being the first person to have made caramel. What a trip that must have been.

I hope it was an accident. "Oh shit I burned the sugar! Oh my god this is amazing."
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I finally found it, the one helpful google search AI use case. The AI summary spoils clickbait articles by leading with the name of whatever they're obliquely referencing in the title.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don't need ASMR, I just need that gritty clicky clack sound of a foley artist dubbing footsteps in old movies.
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Is there a German word for when you spend weeks blocked on a work issue and you try everything to troubleshoot but nothing works but then finally it turns out to be THE ABSOLUTE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING that was wrong, so now you're elated that it's fixed but FURIOUS that it was so fucking stupid.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hey man sorry I haven't gotten back to you, I've been faceplanted on the floor listening to John Cale and Charli XCX's "House" on a loop for the last 7 straight days.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh sorry does everyone else not just sit and stare at their laptop from the time Outlook gives the 15 minute alert to the actual start time of the meeting?
a man is sitting on a couch with a sign that says hyper on it
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with a sign that says hyper on it
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November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I just wish life these days could be a little less [ethnic wailing] and a little more [espionage-flavored Argentine tango].
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hear me out: Count of Monte Cristo, but it's dinosaurs.

Edmond Dantesaurus
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm simultaneously playing a mobile game, rewatching Rec, and going through work's mandatory annual ethics training.

I am the same person who was shocked, SHOCKED, when my doctor suggested that maybe we should look at ADHD in addition to depression for my diagnosis.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm still not over the ending of Gods of Jade and Shadow. It reminded me a lot of the ending of The Last Unicorn. EVERYONE IS GONNA BE OK SO WHY AM I CRYING.
October 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My adult brain at 12:54: sprint planning, watching a training module, hanging out.

No one:

My true brain at 12:54, bursting through the wall like the kool aid man: URGENT!! do life straws expire?
September 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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FALL FASHION TIPPE - Disappear ynto the woodes of an eveninge, when the skye ys lavender and blue. Call unto the powers that dwell ther, and lo! thei appear yn their glamour and their panoplye, radiant. Aske of them what thei have seen and thei will tell thee: 'sorrow.' Accessorize wyth a scarf.
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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H.R. Giger
Sales Giger
Marketing Giger
Accounting Giger
Operations Giger
September 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
There are two wolves inside me.
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I don't love this new Pyramid Head design but I understand why the devs might want to cynically capitalize on the runaway popularity of Lady Dimitrescu.
I *cannot* stop laughing at this picture my god
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
By my estimation, we are currently roughly at this part of Disney's Robin Hood.
September 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Had a nightmare that we were all put into a simulation against our wills, but the environments for it weren't rendered on time, so outside was just a blank screen with a few alignment dots on it, and I feel like that accurately sums up the current state of events in this, the Dumbest Dystopia.
September 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ghost pipes! Right at the start of the park trail, too. So lucky.
September 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I could never get a dog for protection because how DARE any dog try to defend me, what if they get hurt? Unacceptable. I would take a bullet for any dog on this earth right now without hesitation.
September 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Somewhere in the US right now, a youth pastor is cranking out a banger cringe youth sermon on Kpop Demon Hunters, and I'm just sad I'll never see it.
August 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM