Randy Tutelage
@vestigeom.bsky.social
Rhythm enthusiast, artist, and video game appreciator. I’m literally in the middle of little Italy. 📍Portland, OR.
I’d be so down for a Taco Bell Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’d be so down for a Taco Bell Thanksgiving.
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Switch 3 Announcement youtu.be/vi_SewVq3rE?...
Nintendo Switch 3 Announcement
YouTube video by Mega64
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November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Switch 3 Announcement youtu.be/vi_SewVq3rE?...
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tickets went on sale this morning and I’m A). excited to see the new content and edits. And B). feeling weird about having to spend 4.5 hours in a movie theater.
You think I can bring a pillow with me? Do they allow that?
You think I can bring a pillow with me? Do they allow that?
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair tickets went on sale this morning and I’m A). excited to see the new content and edits. And B). feeling weird about having to spend 4.5 hours in a movie theater.
You think I can bring a pillow with me? Do they allow that?
You think I can bring a pillow with me? Do they allow that?
Samus Aran, work desk guardian. This amiibo looks great. I haven’t been the biggest fan of amiibos but I crumbled for this one.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Samus Aran, work desk guardian. This amiibo looks great. I haven’t been the biggest fan of amiibos but I crumbled for this one.
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New Billboard just erected in Times Square:
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
New Billboard just erected in Times Square:
Not to dox this person or anything….but, nice.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not to dox this person or anything….but, nice.
Music.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Music.
Given the source, that’s one of hell of a statement to make.
Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Given the source, that’s one of hell of a statement to make.
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November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’ve lived in my current apartment for 2.5 years now and the local stray cat finally just gave in and started being friendly and cute. It’s a good day, happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve lived in my current apartment for 2.5 years now and the local stray cat finally just gave in and started being friendly and cute. It’s a good day, happy Halloween.
This is a nice little touch, very Nintendo.
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is a nice little touch, very Nintendo.
RESIDE 2 VIL
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October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
RESIDE 2 VIL
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Silly cat, you’re no human.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Silly cat, you’re no human.
28 Days Later (2002)
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
28 Days Later (2002)
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Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From
Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From
SUBCON — Super Mario Bros. 2 boss Birdo experienced a startling revelation regarding her anatomy when she decided to visit a doctor for the first…
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October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From
Fake it ‘til you make it, that’s what I always say.
October 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Fake it ‘til you make it, that’s what I always say.
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Retail loss prevention people especially at the grocery selling Walmarts/Targets:
You have more in common with the folks "stealing" food than you do for the Waltons or whoever that pays you If on your lil camera you e folks stealing food or diapers or whatever, do some class solidarity: no you didnt
You have more in common with the folks "stealing" food than you do for the Waltons or whoever that pays you If on your lil camera you e folks stealing food or diapers or whatever, do some class solidarity: no you didnt
October 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Retail loss prevention people especially at the grocery selling Walmarts/Targets:
You have more in common with the folks "stealing" food than you do for the Waltons or whoever that pays you If on your lil camera you e folks stealing food or diapers or whatever, do some class solidarity: no you didnt
You have more in common with the folks "stealing" food than you do for the Waltons or whoever that pays you If on your lil camera you e folks stealing food or diapers or whatever, do some class solidarity: no you didnt
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He posted an AI video of himself shitting on Americans six days ago
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He posted an AI video of himself shitting on Americans six days ago
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SuperStation looks beautiful.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
SuperStation looks beautiful.
Running for president on the platform of standardizing bidet toilet seat attachments in the US and I think I have a pretty good shot at winning!
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Running for president on the platform of standardizing bidet toilet seat attachments in the US and I think I have a pretty good shot at winning!
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Roxanne but its just Rocks
YouTube video by ironicallyscreaming
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October 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I just rediscovered a long-lost IRA account of mine with a shit load of money in it, way more than my other IRAs. That’s cool, sometimes being fiscally irresponsible isn’t such a bad thing.
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just rediscovered a long-lost IRA account of mine with a shit load of money in it, way more than my other IRAs. That’s cool, sometimes being fiscally irresponsible isn’t such a bad thing.
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October 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM