Vert
@vertanir.bsky.social
Hobbyist silversmith and stonecutter, I play with fire and metal and rocks
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you bet your ass i do youtu.be/3z2j6F8fZII?...
January 7, 2026 at 8:04 AM
you bet your ass i do youtu.be/3z2j6F8fZII?...
Took a while, but I found it!
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Took a while, but I found it!
Want to see someone make a cross between Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing. I think the equation would look something like:
Animal Harvest
———— X —————
Crossing Moon
If I’m doing the math right, the title will be “Crossing Moon: Animal Harvest”
Animal Harvest
———— X —————
Crossing Moon
If I’m doing the math right, the title will be “Crossing Moon: Animal Harvest”
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Want to see someone make a cross between Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing. I think the equation would look something like:
Animal Harvest
———— X —————
Crossing Moon
If I’m doing the math right, the title will be “Crossing Moon: Animal Harvest”
Animal Harvest
———— X —————
Crossing Moon
If I’m doing the math right, the title will be “Crossing Moon: Animal Harvest”
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Canine furries go awoof
Feline furries go meow
Bovine furries go moo
Rodent furries go squeak
Mustelid furries go “We’re heavily under represented in the community also we get drawn like dogs all the time but really we’re not also is that Mustelid I have to let all the other mustelids know”
Feline furries go meow
Bovine furries go moo
Rodent furries go squeak
Mustelid furries go “We’re heavily under represented in the community also we get drawn like dogs all the time but really we’re not also is that Mustelid I have to let all the other mustelids know”
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Canine furries go awoof
Feline furries go meow
Bovine furries go moo
Rodent furries go squeak
Mustelid furries go “We’re heavily under represented in the community also we get drawn like dogs all the time but really we’re not also is that Mustelid I have to let all the other mustelids know”
Feline furries go meow
Bovine furries go moo
Rodent furries go squeak
Mustelid furries go “We’re heavily under represented in the community also we get drawn like dogs all the time but really we’re not also is that Mustelid I have to let all the other mustelids know”
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i feel called out
Canine furries go awoof
Feline furries go meow
Bovine furries go moo
Rodent furries go squeak
Mustelid furries go “We’re heavily under represented in the community also we get drawn like dogs all the time but really we’re not also is that Mustelid I have to let all the other mustelids know”
Feline furries go meow
Bovine furries go moo
Rodent furries go squeak
Mustelid furries go “We’re heavily under represented in the community also we get drawn like dogs all the time but really we’re not also is that Mustelid I have to let all the other mustelids know”
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
i feel called out
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A watercolor and colored pencil commission for @johnafisher.bsky.social of a sabertooth sea otter with a sea star. Rawr! 🦦
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A watercolor and colored pencil commission for @johnafisher.bsky.social of a sabertooth sea otter with a sea star. Rawr! 🦦
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This is not a place of honor
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This is not a place of honor
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Listened to a voicemail from an AI messaging service, and was disappointed that I couldn’t discern anything incongruous about the machine voice.
I’m not sure why I should be bothered to pay any attention to something that nobody gave any attention to create.
I’m not sure why I should be bothered to pay any attention to something that nobody gave any attention to create.
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Listened to a voicemail from an AI messaging service, and was disappointed that I couldn’t discern anything incongruous about the machine voice.
I’m not sure why I should be bothered to pay any attention to something that nobody gave any attention to create.
I’m not sure why I should be bothered to pay any attention to something that nobody gave any attention to create.
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I lost the game :(
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I lost the game :(
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So. Much. Sanding.
And filing.
And chiseling.
And filing.
And chiseling.
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So. Much. Sanding.
And filing.
And chiseling.
And filing.
And chiseling.
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Suddenly interested in badgers cause of a video game? Want to pet one IRL? You CAN!
(pet me)
#fursuitfriday
(pet me)
#fursuitfriday
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Suddenly interested in badgers cause of a video game? Want to pet one IRL? You CAN!
(pet me)
#fursuitfriday
(pet me)
#fursuitfriday
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Let's Make Soup!
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Let's Make Soup!
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The more a product is advertised to me, the less I want it. In fact, if I can't escape ads for it, I actively hate it. The only ads that have ever worked on me are game trailers, and that's because I generally can experience them by choice and at my leisure. All other ads are just infuriations.
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The more a product is advertised to me, the less I want it. In fact, if I can't escape ads for it, I actively hate it. The only ads that have ever worked on me are game trailers, and that's because I generally can experience them by choice and at my leisure. All other ads are just infuriations.
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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IF YOU'RE COLD THEY'RE COLD!
LET THEM INSIDE (YOUR ENGINE BAY)
LET THEM INSIDE (YOUR ENGINE BAY)
Some mustelids do in fact have a keen interest in electronics and mechanics.
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
IF YOU'RE COLD THEY'RE COLD!
LET THEM INSIDE (YOUR ENGINE BAY)
LET THEM INSIDE (YOUR ENGINE BAY)
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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Hey, y'all, I hate to burst your bubbles, but that "hooded crow snowboarding with green plate" video is generative AI
Here's the _REAL_ video of a snowboarding crow from 13+ years ago the fake is stealing from
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBM...
Here's the _REAL_ video of a snowboarding crow from 13+ years ago the fake is stealing from
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBM...
Crow playing with snow (snowboarding crow)
YouTube video by H.Oytun Başeğmez
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hey, y'all, I hate to burst your bubbles, but that "hooded crow snowboarding with green plate" video is generative AI
Here's the _REAL_ video of a snowboarding crow from 13+ years ago the fake is stealing from
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBM...
Here's the _REAL_ video of a snowboarding crow from 13+ years ago the fake is stealing from
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUBM...
Imagining an award ceremony of specifically-tailored awards, like “Best CEO of This Company,” or “Best Second Child,” and then imagining your own award is announced with the news “No winner could be declared this year.”
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Imagining an award ceremony of specifically-tailored awards, like “Best CEO of This Company,” or “Best Second Child,” and then imagining your own award is announced with the news “No winner could be declared this year.”
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What a great ornament! I love this and also it’s terrifying.
The #BEASTLab won second place in the departmental holiday decoration contest!
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What a great ornament! I love this and also it’s terrifying.
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Anyone in Seattle wanna grab dinner 2nite?
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Anyone in Seattle wanna grab dinner 2nite?