Vert
@vertanir.bsky.social
Hobbyist silversmith and stonecutter, I play with fire and metal and rocks
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
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"PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Welp, I’m intrigued
Now you can smell like my people.
There is another way to smell like my people but I don't have enough time to stink you all up.
There is another way to smell like my people but I don't have enough time to stink you all up.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Welp, I’m intrigued
Six pounds of ginger at home, waiting to be peeled and turned into a hibiscus ginger homebrew, but no jars left to brew it in. Ho hum.
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Six pounds of ginger at home, waiting to be peeled and turned into a hibiscus ginger homebrew, but no jars left to brew it in. Ho hum.
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platonic ideal of slinky
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
platonic ideal of slinky
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Someone was describing to me how to sterilize stainless steel before inserting it into my urethra and I thought to myself “yeah, that’s sound advice”.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Someone was describing to me how to sterilize stainless steel before inserting it into my urethra and I thought to myself “yeah, that’s sound advice”.
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
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I want to do this. I would enjoy doing this and having done it confers clear practical and psychological benefits. Let's observe and see what I do.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I want to do this. I would enjoy doing this and having done it confers clear practical and psychological benefits. Let's observe and see what I do.
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New month, more bills, and open slots as the Wheel of Fate continues to turn! I’m open for ref sheets, stickers, character scenes, etc. If you want art in time for the holidays, now’s the time to order! Prices and ordering instructions in OP. Reposts appreciated! #commsopen
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
New month, more bills, and open slots as the Wheel of Fate continues to turn! I’m open for ref sheets, stickers, character scenes, etc. If you want art in time for the holidays, now’s the time to order! Prices and ordering instructions in OP. Reposts appreciated! #commsopen
Taken at face value, this headline implies that all six people died while straddling the border of three separate states.
Though now I think on it, with modern medicine, I suppose one person might have passed, and been revived repeatedly, on a gut-churning cross-country roadtrip
Though now I think on it, with modern medicine, I suppose one person might have passed, and been revived repeatedly, on a gut-churning cross-country roadtrip
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Taken at face value, this headline implies that all six people died while straddling the border of three separate states.
Though now I think on it, with modern medicine, I suppose one person might have passed, and been revived repeatedly, on a gut-churning cross-country roadtrip
Though now I think on it, with modern medicine, I suppose one person might have passed, and been revived repeatedly, on a gut-churning cross-country roadtrip
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Did you remember to pet a mustelid today?
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Did you remember to pet a mustelid today?
There’s an attorney for the adverse party whose last name is derogatory slang in British English. Every time we get documents back from the other side, the title reads something like [Software Licensing Agreement (Wanker Comments).pdf] and it is /breaking me/ to try to stay professional about it.
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There’s an attorney for the adverse party whose last name is derogatory slang in British English. Every time we get documents back from the other side, the title reads something like [Software Licensing Agreement (Wanker Comments).pdf] and it is /breaking me/ to try to stay professional about it.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Me: [Falling asleep]
Brain: …
Brain: …
Brain: “Orpiment”
Me: …..?….?…!…?
Me: what the hell is this word, why is it in my brain
Wikipedia: “Orpimet, also known as Arsenic sulfide, As2S3.”
Me: Oh. Not only will it kill you, but you’ll smell bad the whole time. Thank you, brain.
Brain: …
Brain: …
Brain: “Orpiment”
Me: …..?….?…!…?
Me: what the hell is this word, why is it in my brain
Wikipedia: “Orpimet, also known as Arsenic sulfide, As2S3.”
Me: Oh. Not only will it kill you, but you’ll smell bad the whole time. Thank you, brain.
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Me: [Falling asleep]
Brain: …
Brain: …
Brain: “Orpiment”
Me: …..?….?…!…?
Me: what the hell is this word, why is it in my brain
Wikipedia: “Orpimet, also known as Arsenic sulfide, As2S3.”
Me: Oh. Not only will it kill you, but you’ll smell bad the whole time. Thank you, brain.
Brain: …
Brain: …
Brain: “Orpiment”
Me: …..?….?…!…?
Me: what the hell is this word, why is it in my brain
Wikipedia: “Orpimet, also known as Arsenic sulfide, As2S3.”
Me: Oh. Not only will it kill you, but you’ll smell bad the whole time. Thank you, brain.
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Attempting the traditional 3-day recipe for candied chestnuts, because the Redwall books lodged them in my childhood mind as a mythical treat, and sometimes it’s nice to have a little slice of fantasy brought to life.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Attempting the traditional 3-day recipe for candied chestnuts, because the Redwall books lodged them in my childhood mind as a mythical treat, and sometimes it’s nice to have a little slice of fantasy brought to life.
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"Eh? Ah, no. I'm not the librarian"
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Eh? Ah, no. I'm not the librarian"
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Seen just now on the freeway: REMOVE YOUR JUNK. Happy #nullvember to you too!
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Seen just now on the freeway: REMOVE YOUR JUNK. Happy #nullvember to you too!
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Rocky Roach
(kinda a local brand)
Rocky Roach
(kinda a local brand)
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Sharties
Sharties
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Necro wafers
Necro wafers
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Rocky Roach
(kinda a local brand)
Rocky Roach
(kinda a local brand)
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Perfect night's rest
October 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Perfect night's rest