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Vernal Trash
@vernaltrash.bsky.social
All power to the people

Toronto-based hack musician, hack bartender, hack DJ, and all-around I have cats.

@workerscompband
http://youreentitledtoworkerscomp.bandcamp.com
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Every Time I Failed You is the track that took years to get out of me. Logan (of Cygnets fame) did me the absolute honor of providing vocals for it.

I can't believe how well it turned out and getting this right was so important to me.

On streaming now and on BC presales. ❤
September 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Look at this absurd cat. Does she even know?

Thank you for coming to my presentation.
September 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11
August 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
2025: has-been conservative guy from mediocre nu-metal band finally reads lyrics to Born In The USA; Gets VERY upset.

Love to see it.
August 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Can’t even jerk off to Korn anymore, because of woke
August 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Adding to the chorus: fuck the airshow
August 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Trying to imagine a scenario where in 1998 I could have correctly predicted that in 2025 Læather Strip would be covering a Robyn song.

One of the few bright spots in the worst timeline.
August 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Geez, who knew?
August 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Solidarity with the striking workers. Pay your workers, @aircanada.bsky.social

Know your rights:
airpassengerrights.ca/en/blog/air-...
Air Canada Strike 2025: What Are My Rights?
A stark contrast between Canada's APPR and the European Union’s gold standard of passenger protection.
airpassengerrights.ca
August 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Alcohol enjoyers: What's the deal with people who think less ice = more alcohol?

What other nonsense hypotheses have you heard?
August 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The best part of having a rehearsal space is that sometimes, when everything lines up *just* right, it sounds like Beirut is being fronted by the guy from Infest.
August 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hyperpop is the third-wave ska of 2025.
July 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The most embarrassing person you can be is the person who lectures the elderly Costco sample person about how the chips have seed oil.
March 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I just need the world to know that we just adopted this cat. She is great.
March 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's always time for HORSIN' AROUND
March 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I finally saw the Steven Seagal episode of SNL -- it truly is the worst episode, and that's no easy feat.

The BTS stories by cast and crew are far more interesting than watching the horrors unfold. Seagal is terminally humourless.
March 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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(Telepathically to everyone in the world) quick while soft power is being dismantled do communism. They aren’t looking
February 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I have it on excellent authority that Galen Weston wants Canadians to take a few treats for themselves from his stores without paying, as an apology. This is in lieu of him lowering prices and making life more affordable for the working class.
February 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Lots of hushed talking about the oncoming tariff war, and the LCBO ceasing to sell US products.

LCBO is one of the world's largest purchaser of alcohol, so this could get interesting.

With that in mind, I'm all for suggestions on Canadian products.
January 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's not safe out there alone. Have these images of Ellie and Puff to take with you. #catsky
January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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In this News Brief, "Media Won't Say a Nazi Salute is a Nazi Salute and How MAGA Became Too Big To Fail," we detail how elite #resistance is MIA, how grassroots activists are fighting back, and how Musk & Co can, more than ever, apparently get way with anything.

soundcloud.com/citationsnee...
News Brief: Media Won't Say a Nazi Salute is a Nazi Salute and How MAGA Became Too Big Too Fail
In this Inauguration coverage recap we detail how elite liberal resistance to Trump is MIA, how grassroots liberals and leftists are working behind the scenes anyway to fight back and why Trump and th
soundcloud.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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CUPE Ontario launches anti-Ford "Fire the boss" ad campaign in advance of provincial election.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RR6...

#canlab #onpoli
Fire the Boss. Fire Ford. – English
YouTube video by CUPE Ontario
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think in 2025, while the options are pretty mediocre across the board, one candidate stands out -- Doug Ford.

Somehow he is Scooby Doo villain-level bad. Like, a character so poorly written that he'd get binned in the 1st draft.
#onpoli
January 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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“Why would Musk do a Nazi salute?” Well aside from the fact he agrees with a lot of Nazi ideology he’s a heartless troll who knows he can get away with it then giggle about it with his gamer friends later. Because he knows he’s Too Big To Fail. Because he knows the ADL, media, etc will brush it off.
January 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM