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Vernal Trash
@vernaltrash.bsky.social
All power to the people

Toronto-based hack musician, hack bartender, hack DJ, and all-around I have cats.

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http://youreentitledtoworkerscomp.bandcamp.com
Look at this absurd cat. Does she even know?

Thank you for coming to my presentation.
September 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Geez, who knew?
August 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
She's the third!
March 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just need the world to know that we just adopted this cat. She is great.
March 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's always time for HORSIN' AROUND
March 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's not safe out there alone. Have these images of Ellie and Puff to take with you. #catsky
January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Please accept this picture of Ellie and her (very real) Opossum, Cassandra.

They are twins
January 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The house on the left REALLY wants to bone Trudeau.
December 29, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Good morning, here's Ellie in pants (belt is undone because COMFORT).

May Crom sanctify your home.
December 25, 2024 at 2:34 PM
No matter what anyone says to you today, know that Margaret Thatcher is still very dead.
November 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
[CHICAGO INTENSIFIES]
November 17, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Who wore it better? #front242 #flockofseagulls
November 16, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Pretty stoked
November 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
This is funny to me for so many reasons.
November 14, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Zuckerberg with a beard has got a real 'Youth Pastor Who Is Really Cool Until You Find Out Four Years Later He Got Arrested For Having A Relationship With A 14-Year Old From His Youth Group (They're Married Now; Happy Eighteenth Lexi)' vibe
April 21, 2024 at 2:46 PM
In case anyone needs more cats to look at
March 5, 2024 at 4:16 PM