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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Is this the point when America awakens?
Will the dictator's loyalists find some cover so they can change their minds ?
Always will be that core that loves him because he hates the same people they hate.
So much damage has occurred.
We have to claw our way back to respectability.
Let's start
Will the dictator's loyalists find some cover so they can change their minds ?
Always will be that core that loves him because he hates the same people they hate.
So much damage has occurred.
We have to claw our way back to respectability.
Let's start
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Is this the point when America awakens?
Will the dictator's loyalists find some cover so they can change their minds ?
Always will be that core that loves him because he hates the same people they hate.
So much damage has occurred.
We have to claw our way back to respectability.
Let's start
Will the dictator's loyalists find some cover so they can change their minds ?
Always will be that core that loves him because he hates the same people they hate.
So much damage has occurred.
We have to claw our way back to respectability.
Let's start
When they bring Deadpool to Marvel Rivals, his Ultimate should make the enemy team think they've all uninstalled Overwatch and Overwatch 2.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When they bring Deadpool to Marvel Rivals, his Ultimate should make the enemy team think they've all uninstalled Overwatch and Overwatch 2.
I'm rewatching Edward Scissohands for the first time in like a decade. I know Tim Burton likes to make stories about characters who feel like "The Other" but this one feels SUPER autistic coded to me. especially the barbeque scene.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm rewatching Edward Scissohands for the first time in like a decade. I know Tim Burton likes to make stories about characters who feel like "The Other" but this one feels SUPER autistic coded to me. especially the barbeque scene.
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
I hate how "Gooner" has become an insult, flung at anyone who's just the slightest bit horny. Even back when people would call me a wanker, I never understood why wanking was bad. We all do it. some guys do it three times a day. you may as well be calling me a shitter, or a pisser, or a breather.
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I hate how "Gooner" has become an insult, flung at anyone who's just the slightest bit horny. Even back when people would call me a wanker, I never understood why wanking was bad. We all do it. some guys do it three times a day. you may as well be calling me a shitter, or a pisser, or a breather.
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This picture says everything about the state of our nation right now, peaceful clergy being arrested and forced face-down on the pavement.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This picture says everything about the state of our nation right now, peaceful clergy being arrested and forced face-down on the pavement.
okay, Ancient Aliens theory that Kevin Burns is too much of a coward to put on his show!
Fairies & Kitsune are both the same type of alien. they're shapeshifting tricksters, some humans have caught glimpses of them halfway through transformation.
Europeans see a human, with what looks insect wings.
Fairies & Kitsune are both the same type of alien. they're shapeshifting tricksters, some humans have caught glimpses of them halfway through transformation.
Europeans see a human, with what looks insect wings.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
okay, Ancient Aliens theory that Kevin Burns is too much of a coward to put on his show!
Fairies & Kitsune are both the same type of alien. they're shapeshifting tricksters, some humans have caught glimpses of them halfway through transformation.
Europeans see a human, with what looks insect wings.
Fairies & Kitsune are both the same type of alien. they're shapeshifting tricksters, some humans have caught glimpses of them halfway through transformation.
Europeans see a human, with what looks insect wings.
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by which hour do you think they'll have him painting warhammer minis
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
by which hour do you think they'll have him painting warhammer minis
I'mma call myself Bubba on discord cause he can suck MY fuckin dick, SMH.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'mma call myself Bubba on discord cause he can suck MY fuckin dick, SMH.
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Do not trust AI to answer biological questions (obviously)!
I was hoping to find an RG thread or similar to confirm what I assume is yes; instead, DDG gave me 2 contradictory answers to the same question posed two ways, both citing the same article that does not address the question! 🧪
I was hoping to find an RG thread or similar to confirm what I assume is yes; instead, DDG gave me 2 contradictory answers to the same question posed two ways, both citing the same article that does not address the question! 🧪
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Do not trust AI to answer biological questions (obviously)!
I was hoping to find an RG thread or similar to confirm what I assume is yes; instead, DDG gave me 2 contradictory answers to the same question posed two ways, both citing the same article that does not address the question! 🧪
I was hoping to find an RG thread or similar to confirm what I assume is yes; instead, DDG gave me 2 contradictory answers to the same question posed two ways, both citing the same article that does not address the question! 🧪
It's sorta funny that we're getting a more book accurate adaptation of The Running Man, only a few months after the adaptation of The Long Walk.
Anyone else hope that Stephen King has the balls to adapt Roadwork and Rage next year? Or would those be too controversial?
Anyone else hope that Stephen King has the balls to adapt Roadwork and Rage next year? Or would those be too controversial?
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's sorta funny that we're getting a more book accurate adaptation of The Running Man, only a few months after the adaptation of The Long Walk.
Anyone else hope that Stephen King has the balls to adapt Roadwork and Rage next year? Or would those be too controversial?
Anyone else hope that Stephen King has the balls to adapt Roadwork and Rage next year? Or would those be too controversial?
So now that we're doing Marvel DC crossovers again, while DC has their Absolute Universe & Marvel has their Ultimate Universe, I think now would be a great time to combine those ideas.
Marvel & DC should team up & make another series, where all their characters were born in the same universe.
Marvel & DC should team up & make another series, where all their characters were born in the same universe.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
So now that we're doing Marvel DC crossovers again, while DC has their Absolute Universe & Marvel has their Ultimate Universe, I think now would be a great time to combine those ideas.
Marvel & DC should team up & make another series, where all their characters were born in the same universe.
Marvel & DC should team up & make another series, where all their characters were born in the same universe.
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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As SNAP hangs in the balance for nearly 42 million people, misinformation is rampant. Myths of laziness and fraud persist when we should be talking about too low wages for workers, income inequality, and our threadbare social safety net.
In this guest post, Adam Chandler sorts fact from fiction:
In this guest post, Adam Chandler sorts fact from fiction:
SNAP benefits feed essential needs while still leaving many hungry for more
Journalist and author Adam Chandler explains what so much of the conversation about them gets wrong.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
As SNAP hangs in the balance for nearly 42 million people, misinformation is rampant. Myths of laziness and fraud persist when we should be talking about too low wages for workers, income inequality, and our threadbare social safety net.
In this guest post, Adam Chandler sorts fact from fiction:
In this guest post, Adam Chandler sorts fact from fiction:
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their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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thank you for not fucking this up, New York City
don't fuck this up, New York City
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
thank you for not fucking this up, New York City
So one thing I like about Marvel Rivals is that each season is completely insane. The Fantastic Four vs Dracula? The X-Men vs Ultron? Blade and Phoenix vs Knull and Hela? Daredevil and Angela fighting in Kun Lung?
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November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So one thing I like about Marvel Rivals is that each season is completely insane. The Fantastic Four vs Dracula? The X-Men vs Ultron? Blade and Phoenix vs Knull and Hela? Daredevil and Angela fighting in Kun Lung?
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Hey quick, if I find someone's phone in a public bathroom, is it illegal for me to use it to take a dick pic, before I try to return the phone to it's owner?
I don't wanna hear anything about the morality, just the legality.
I don't wanna hear anything about the morality, just the legality.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hey quick, if I find someone's phone in a public bathroom, is it illegal for me to use it to take a dick pic, before I try to return the phone to it's owner?
I don't wanna hear anything about the morality, just the legality.
I don't wanna hear anything about the morality, just the legality.