Trans Gruber
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Chicago winter about to join the resistance.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Chicago winter about to join the resistance.
Does anyone know if someone makes a NOT friendly store for autistic people?
I wish I was joking, but strangers approaching me and smiling for unscripted interactions when I'm just trying to shop is actually very stressful.
I wish I was joking, but strangers approaching me and smiling for unscripted interactions when I'm just trying to shop is actually very stressful.
Heh you can tell who's never worked in retail by who's sharing this as a grotesque and dystopian-sounding policy, rather than the normal (laughable) guidance corporate retail people ALWAYS get from management. "We're going to be the FRIENDLIEST store in the world and that's how we will WIN!"
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Does anyone know if someone makes a NOT friendly store for autistic people?
I wish I was joking, but strangers approaching me and smiling for unscripted interactions when I'm just trying to shop is actually very stressful.
I wish I was joking, but strangers approaching me and smiling for unscripted interactions when I'm just trying to shop is actually very stressful.
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Not guilty
tina belcher is a sand-witch in a cartoon
ALT: tina belcher is a sand-witch in a cartoon
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Not guilty
The only thing Sandwich Guy is guilty of is stealing my heart. 💓💓💓💓
BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The only thing Sandwich Guy is guilty of is stealing my heart. 💓💓💓💓
Fun fact for Christians: Jesus actually says wealth is a SIN.
Wealth is not a virtue.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Fun fact for Christians: Jesus actually says wealth is a SIN.
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Study hard today. Pop quiz after potluck!
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Study hard today. Pop quiz after potluck!
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Oh look! A list of 83 Bible verses about feeding the hungry! No reason! www.openbible.info/topics/feeding
What Does the Bible Say About Feeding?
Bible verses about Feeding
www.openbible.info
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh look! A list of 83 Bible verses about feeding the hungry! No reason! www.openbible.info/topics/feeding
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🚨THOUGHTS on Christians and SNAP🚨:
1. If you want the government to pass "biblical" laws on things like abortion, then why not on feeding the hungry?
2. The Bible is filled with laws about taking care of the poor. (2,000 verses or so.)
1. If you want the government to pass "biblical" laws on things like abortion, then why not on feeding the hungry?
2. The Bible is filled with laws about taking care of the poor. (2,000 verses or so.)
October 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
🚨THOUGHTS on Christians and SNAP🚨:
1. If you want the government to pass "biblical" laws on things like abortion, then why not on feeding the hungry?
2. The Bible is filled with laws about taking care of the poor. (2,000 verses or so.)
1. If you want the government to pass "biblical" laws on things like abortion, then why not on feeding the hungry?
2. The Bible is filled with laws about taking care of the poor. (2,000 verses or so.)
The reason republicans used to be all upset about participation trophies is that participation is the biggest tool we have for fighting fascism. Leaders don't make movements; masses do.
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The reason republicans used to be all upset about participation trophies is that participation is the biggest tool we have for fighting fascism. Leaders don't make movements; masses do.
How To Join ICE — theonion.com/how-to-join-...
How To Join ICE
As Immigration and Customs Enforcement seeks to increase its presence across the country, the agency is actively recruiting new agents to carry out the Trump administration’s mass deportation campaign...
theonion.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
How To Join ICE — theonion.com/how-to-join-...
Lots of the people who will be going without food stamps Nov 1 are working. Congress is not.
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Lots of the people who will be going without food stamps Nov 1 are working. Congress is not.
I shouldn't have to pay taxes if my cousin can't get her food stamps. Why are we paying you when we could be feeding those kids? Feds deserve that more than babies?
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I shouldn't have to pay taxes if my cousin can't get her food stamps. Why are we paying you when we could be feeding those kids? Feds deserve that more than babies?
On the first day of fascism my dictator gave to me, a pedophile in DC.
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
On the first day of fascism my dictator gave to me, a pedophile in DC.
The itsy bitsy people climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the people out
There was no FEMA, healthcare, or gain
And no one helped them to climb up again
Down came the rain and washed the people out
There was no FEMA, healthcare, or gain
And no one helped them to climb up again
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The itsy bitsy people climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the people out
There was no FEMA, healthcare, or gain
And no one helped them to climb up again
Down came the rain and washed the people out
There was no FEMA, healthcare, or gain
And no one helped them to climb up again
There was a Putin had a dog and Trump-o was his name-o
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
And Trump-o was his name-o
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
And Trump-o was his name-o
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There was a Putin had a dog and Trump-o was his name-o
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
And Trump-o was his name-o
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
T-R-U-M-P
And Trump-o was his name-o
Hush little country don't say a word
Trump is gonna buy him something absurd
And if something absurd don't pay
Trump will take a few more rights away
And if that loss won't keep us down
Trump is gonna buy a little crown
And if that little crown don't shine
More tariffs hit the grocery line
Trump is gonna buy him something absurd
And if something absurd don't pay
Trump will take a few more rights away
And if that loss won't keep us down
Trump is gonna buy a little crown
And if that little crown don't shine
More tariffs hit the grocery line
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hush little country don't say a word
Trump is gonna buy him something absurd
And if something absurd don't pay
Trump will take a few more rights away
And if that loss won't keep us down
Trump is gonna buy a little crown
And if that little crown don't shine
More tariffs hit the grocery line
Trump is gonna buy him something absurd
And if something absurd don't pay
Trump will take a few more rights away
And if that loss won't keep us down
Trump is gonna buy a little crown
And if that little crown don't shine
More tariffs hit the grocery line
You are my country
My only country
The ground is cold now
The skies are grey
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my country away
My only country
The ground is cold now
The skies are grey
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my country away
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You are my country
My only country
The ground is cold now
The skies are grey
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my country away
My only country
The ground is cold now
The skies are grey
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my country away
People I'd like to see at an ICE protest:
-my local weatherman
-Vanilla Ice
-Ice T
-Elsa
-A large salt shaker
-That guy from Home Alone who just wanted to shovel his driveway
-Figure skaters
-hot chocolate vendors
-a mammoth
-hockey players
-the mighty ducks
-sled dog drivers
-heat miser
-you
-my local weatherman
-Vanilla Ice
-Ice T
-Elsa
-A large salt shaker
-That guy from Home Alone who just wanted to shovel his driveway
-Figure skaters
-hot chocolate vendors
-a mammoth
-hockey players
-the mighty ducks
-sled dog drivers
-heat miser
-you
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
People I'd like to see at an ICE protest:
-my local weatherman
-Vanilla Ice
-Ice T
-Elsa
-A large salt shaker
-That guy from Home Alone who just wanted to shovel his driveway
-Figure skaters
-hot chocolate vendors
-a mammoth
-hockey players
-the mighty ducks
-sled dog drivers
-heat miser
-you
-my local weatherman
-Vanilla Ice
-Ice T
-Elsa
-A large salt shaker
-That guy from Home Alone who just wanted to shovel his driveway
-Figure skaters
-hot chocolate vendors
-a mammoth
-hockey players
-the mighty ducks
-sled dog drivers
-heat miser
-you
No kings. No pedophiles. No pedophile kings.
October 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
No kings. No pedophiles. No pedophile kings.
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance — theonion.com/talk-of-fasc...
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
theonion.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance — theonion.com/talk-of-fasc...
Dress as a dick, ICE will never tackle you.
Protect yourself with the power of: TOXIC MASCULINITY
Protect yourself with the power of: TOXIC MASCULINITY
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Dress as a dick, ICE will never tackle you.
Protect yourself with the power of: TOXIC MASCULINITY
Protect yourself with the power of: TOXIC MASCULINITY
Wrote my senator to thank them for shutting down the government. Got to reinforce good behavior when folks stand up for what's important!
October 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Wrote my senator to thank them for shutting down the government. Got to reinforce good behavior when folks stand up for what's important!
God is not a Shepard of sheep.
God runs a cat shelter.
Lots of us try to steal their seat, the orange ones all share one brain cell, and we are VERY difficult to herd.
I don't know about you, but I can for sure see God pointing to me and going "he's a rescue."
God runs a cat shelter.
Lots of us try to steal their seat, the orange ones all share one brain cell, and we are VERY difficult to herd.
I don't know about you, but I can for sure see God pointing to me and going "he's a rescue."
September 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
God is not a Shepard of sheep.
God runs a cat shelter.
Lots of us try to steal their seat, the orange ones all share one brain cell, and we are VERY difficult to herd.
I don't know about you, but I can for sure see God pointing to me and going "he's a rescue."
God runs a cat shelter.
Lots of us try to steal their seat, the orange ones all share one brain cell, and we are VERY difficult to herd.
I don't know about you, but I can for sure see God pointing to me and going "he's a rescue."