Trans Gruber
variableduck.bsky.social
Trans Gruber
@variableduck.bsky.social
Taco Bell has their literacy magazine, Taco Bell Quarterly.
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I thought that was an intersex cardinal. Cool bird!
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Honestly, send the guy who thought it was a good idea to build a fancy ballroom while starving his people on tour. I'm sure he'll have the tour he deserves.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Once the progress bar is full it'll just be a mini van for the mini man.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I kind of feel like layoffs should be what defines a recession.
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I wish I was a sandwich so I could hit an ICE agent and be messy bitch.
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Maybe the nuclear radiation will make us immune to the measles?
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
About 21 million. Roughly half of food stamp recipients are kids.
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Really puts into context his nearing but not touching teenage girls...
October 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We're not the richest country in the world.

We're the country with the richest oligarchs in the world.

But we the people? Not doing great.
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I never thought I'd be less popular than actual, literal Nazis.
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM