Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody)
@vampnextdoor.bsky.social
RP Account of Jerry Dandrige from Fright Night (2011) | Serious/Crack | Descriptive & Literate | Crossover Friendly | MDNI
Same writer of: @gayvampireadam.bsky.social
Same writer of: @gayvampireadam.bsky.social
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𝘾𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧.
Meet Jerry, your new neighbor. A 400-year-old vampire with a charming demeanor, a reputation as a handyman, & has such a magnetism that can attract almost anyone. Careful, he bites.
Horror themes included: blood & gore may apply
(Video not mine)
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Meet Jerry, your new neighbor. A 400-year-old vampire with a charming demeanor, a reputation as a handyman, & has such a magnetism that can attract almost anyone. Careful, he bites.
Horror themes included: blood & gore may apply
(Video not mine)
↻ + ♡
Since every human is too busy with the holiday festivities, there have been some slim pickings for Jerry. For a while, he’s been subduing his primal self to prevent any chaos. But tonight, he had a… moment of weakness.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Since every human is too busy with the holiday festivities, there have been some slim pickings for Jerry. For a while, he’s been subduing his primal self to prevent any chaos. But tonight, he had a… moment of weakness.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
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A vampire at Thanksgiving dinner. What’s the worst that can happen?
//Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
//Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A vampire at Thanksgiving dinner. What’s the worst that can happen?
//Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
//Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗝𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚!
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗝𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚!
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
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Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
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We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
//there are a lot of Jerry pics that would’ve been PERFECT for my profile if it weren’t for that stupid "ColinFarrellUpdates" tag on his shoulder. Doesn’t help that I can’t find the original photos anywhere.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
//there are a lot of Jerry pics that would’ve been PERFECT for my profile if it weren’t for that stupid "ColinFarrellUpdates" tag on his shoulder. Doesn’t help that I can’t find the original photos anywhere.
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a man in a white shirt has his hand on his face
ALT: a man in a white shirt has his hand on his face
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Jerry will be going on an extended vacation to Barrow, Alaska. He’s been looking forward to having his 30 days of night.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Jerry will be going on an extended vacation to Barrow, Alaska. He’s been looking forward to having his 30 days of night.
//Better have him say this or I’m not watching.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
//Better have him say this or I’m not watching.
“Hm. November really is uneventful, isn’t it? I swear, humans get more boring every year. Makes hunting less fun.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“Hm. November really is uneventful, isn’t it? I swear, humans get more boring every year. Makes hunting less fun.”
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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣/𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄/ #Necromerchant
November 29, 2024 at 2:01 AM
𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣/𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄/ #Necromerchant
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//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.
A vampire can’t enter a home uninvited.
Unless it’s abandoned.
Unless it’s abandoned.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A vampire can’t enter a home uninvited.
Unless it’s abandoned.
Unless it’s abandoned.
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🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
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We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
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We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
🧵👇
//Why are gifs on Pinterest not working anymore? 😢
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
//Why are gifs on Pinterest not working anymore? 😢
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//If you find the DMs here on Bluesky annoying cuz you can’t send pics, videos, or have unlimited characters, know that Twitter/X now has this thing called "X Chat" where you have to create a passcode just to access your DMs. Just discovered it today & I can’t see mine anymore.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
//If you find the DMs here on Bluesky annoying cuz you can’t send pics, videos, or have unlimited characters, know that Twitter/X now has this thing called "X Chat" where you have to create a passcode just to access your DMs. Just discovered it today & I can’t see mine anymore.
//Sorry to hear about your situation. I didn’t know. I swear.
// Wish I could be. Packing for a move (yay divorce).
But freedom is mine soon.
But freedom is mine soon.
//Not a lot of people active on the weekends, huh?
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
//Sorry to hear about your situation. I didn’t know. I swear.
//Not a lot of people active on the weekends, huh?
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
//Not a lot of people active on the weekends, huh?
“The November chills mean nothing to me. I suppose that’s good news for you given my… choice of garments. Makes me irresistible, doesn’t it?”
#SeductiveSunday
#SeductiveSunday
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“The November chills mean nothing to me. I suppose that’s good news for you given my… choice of garments. Makes me irresistible, doesn’t it?”
#SeductiveSunday
#SeductiveSunday
“Am I seeing… Christmas decorations in stores? & Christmas television commercials? In early November? Yet 𝘐’𝘮 the weird one for biting people.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“Am I seeing… Christmas decorations in stores? & Christmas television commercials? In early November? Yet 𝘐’𝘮 the weird one for biting people.”
//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.