Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody)
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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody)
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RP Account of Jerry Dandrige from Fright Night (2011) | Serious/Crack | Descriptive & Literate | Crossover Friendly | MDNI
Same writer of: @gayvampireadam.bsky.social
Since every human is too busy with the holiday festivities, there have been some slim pickings for Jerry. For a while, he’s been subduing his primal self to prevent any chaos. But tonight, he had a… moment of weakness.

Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗝𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚!

“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
//Better have him say this or I’m not watching.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A vampire can’t enter a home uninvited.

Unless it’s abandoned.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“The November chills mean nothing to me. I suppose that’s good news for you given my… choice of garments. Makes me irresistible, doesn’t it?”

#SeductiveSunday
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Spooky season might’ve ended for the humans. But the vampire’s reign of terror continues all year long.
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hmm.… another vampire. Been a while since he met his kind.

Wait… he looks familiar.

No. It can’t be… the legend. Is it? Only one way to find out.

“Well, it’s nice to see another vampire around here. Though we haven’t met before, have we?”
October 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“…Yeah. Chocolate. Vampires certainly love it.”
October 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Must be a quiet night~”
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“Tonight is Friday. Who’s hungry?”
September 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Dark, grey skin, crimson red eyes, large shark-like teeth, & a rectangular-shaped head; all descended back into the vampire’s human features, leaving blood all over his mouth & down his chin.

After a heavy, beastly snarl, only three haunting words left his low, gravelly voice:

𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑺.
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Humans are all about apple season this Fall, yet that won’t be the only thing Jerry will take a bite out of.

🍎🍏
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Someone came after him, tried to hunt him down. Granted, it was bound to happen at some point.

If only they knew what Jerry is really capable of.
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM