Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody)
@vampnextdoor.bsky.social
RP Account of Jerry Dandrige from Fright Night (2011) | Serious/Crack | Descriptive & Literate | Crossover Friendly | MDNI
Same writer of: @gayvampireadam.bsky.social
Same writer of: @gayvampireadam.bsky.social
Since every human is too busy with the holiday festivities, there have been some slim pickings for Jerry. For a while, he’s been subduing his primal self to prevent any chaos. But tonight, he had a… moment of weakness.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Since every human is too busy with the holiday festivities, there have been some slim pickings for Jerry. For a while, he’s been subduing his primal self to prevent any chaos. But tonight, he had a… moment of weakness.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗝𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚!
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗝𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚!
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
//Better have him say this or I’m not watching.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
//Better have him say this or I’m not watching.
A vampire can’t enter a home uninvited.
Unless it’s abandoned.
Unless it’s abandoned.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A vampire can’t enter a home uninvited.
Unless it’s abandoned.
Unless it’s abandoned.
“The November chills mean nothing to me. I suppose that’s good news for you given my… choice of garments. Makes me irresistible, doesn’t it?”
#SeductiveSunday
#SeductiveSunday
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“The November chills mean nothing to me. I suppose that’s good news for you given my… choice of garments. Makes me irresistible, doesn’t it?”
#SeductiveSunday
#SeductiveSunday
//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.
Spooky season might’ve ended for the humans. But the vampire’s reign of terror continues all year long.
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Spooky season might’ve ended for the humans. But the vampire’s reign of terror continues all year long.
Jerry scoffed as he came across this Halloween decoration. Given the season, it’s hard to tell if this is a joke or a warning.
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Jerry scoffed as he came across this Halloween decoration. Given the season, it’s hard to tell if this is a joke or a warning.
*Laughs in Beavis & Butthead
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
*Laughs in Beavis & Butthead
Jerry: “Yes, sunlight kills me, just like it would with any vampire. But I don’t fear it.”
Also Jerry:
Also Jerry:
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Jerry: “Yes, sunlight kills me, just like it would with any vampire. But I don’t fear it.”
Also Jerry:
Also Jerry:
Hmm.… another vampire. Been a while since he met his kind.
Wait… he looks familiar.
No. It can’t be… the legend. Is it? Only one way to find out.
“Well, it’s nice to see another vampire around here. Though we haven’t met before, have we?”
Wait… he looks familiar.
No. It can’t be… the legend. Is it? Only one way to find out.
“Well, it’s nice to see another vampire around here. Though we haven’t met before, have we?”
October 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hmm.… another vampire. Been a while since he met his kind.
Wait… he looks familiar.
No. It can’t be… the legend. Is it? Only one way to find out.
“Well, it’s nice to see another vampire around here. Though we haven’t met before, have we?”
Wait… he looks familiar.
No. It can’t be… the legend. Is it? Only one way to find out.
“Well, it’s nice to see another vampire around here. Though we haven’t met before, have we?”
“…Yeah. Chocolate. Vampires certainly love it.”
October 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“…Yeah. Chocolate. Vampires certainly love it.”
September 30th October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
September 30th October 1st
//You’re not leaving Netflix just yet!
October 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
//You’re not leaving Netflix just yet!
“Must be a quiet night~”
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“Must be a quiet night~”
Jerry has yet another date coming over at his house… & will never return. It didn’t take long for the vampire to notice Carrie watching him, witnessing the horror that will soon commence. As the woman enters, he leaves a malicious glare at his neighbor before following & closing the door.
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Jerry has yet another date coming over at his house… & will never return. It didn’t take long for the vampire to notice Carrie watching him, witnessing the horror that will soon commence. As the woman enters, he leaves a malicious glare at his neighbor before following & closing the door.
“Ooh. Heavy competition here. What an era.”
September 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Ooh. Heavy competition here. What an era.”
//what am I even supposed to do with this?
September 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
//what am I even supposed to do with this?
“Tonight is Friday. Who’s hungry?”
September 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“Tonight is Friday. Who’s hungry?”
Dark, grey skin, crimson red eyes, large shark-like teeth, & a rectangular-shaped head; all descended back into the vampire’s human features, leaving blood all over his mouth & down his chin.
After a heavy, beastly snarl, only three haunting words left his low, gravelly voice:
𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑺.
After a heavy, beastly snarl, only three haunting words left his low, gravelly voice:
𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑺.
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dark, grey skin, crimson red eyes, large shark-like teeth, & a rectangular-shaped head; all descended back into the vampire’s human features, leaving blood all over his mouth & down his chin.
After a heavy, beastly snarl, only three haunting words left his low, gravelly voice:
𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑺.
After a heavy, beastly snarl, only three haunting words left his low, gravelly voice:
𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑺.
//Friday, finally. After one hell of a week of almost getting hacked & constantly having to put up with scammers, I really, really could use this. Really.
September 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
//Friday, finally. After one hell of a week of almost getting hacked & constantly having to put up with scammers, I really, really could use this. Really.
Humans are all about apple season this Fall, yet that won’t be the only thing Jerry will take a bite out of.
🍎🍏
🍎🍏
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Humans are all about apple season this Fall, yet that won’t be the only thing Jerry will take a bite out of.
🍎🍏
🍎🍏
//Fright Night 2011 is now on Tubi!
September 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
//Fright Night 2011 is now on Tubi!
Someone came after him, tried to hunt him down. Granted, it was bound to happen at some point.
If only they knew what Jerry is really capable of.
If only they knew what Jerry is really capable of.
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Someone came after him, tried to hunt him down. Granted, it was bound to happen at some point.
If only they knew what Jerry is really capable of.
If only they knew what Jerry is really capable of.