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Talk nerdy to me. Multifandom giant robot liker
30+, minors DNI
XIV: Yuri Valerunner, Higginsoix Armurier, Gwynn Ahrkoen, Lucijia Struhlmayer, Songfeng Li
30+, minors DNI
XIV: Yuri Valerunner, Higginsoix Armurier, Gwynn Ahrkoen, Lucijia Struhlmayer, Songfeng Li
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Let's talk about sailing the Internet, free from these shackles.
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Zenos: Enjoying my reserve? I think you’ll enjoy a practical demonstration even more.
Mharwyb: Yeah yeah baby’s first anti-colonial narrative. The scary guy hunts humans as metaphor for the dehumanization of conquered peoples. I went to school.
Zenos, who wanted to be hunted: oh. yeah. totally. :(
Mharwyb: Yeah yeah baby’s first anti-colonial narrative. The scary guy hunts humans as metaphor for the dehumanization of conquered peoples. I went to school.
Zenos, who wanted to be hunted: oh. yeah. totally. :(
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Zenos: Enjoying my reserve? I think you’ll enjoy a practical demonstration even more.
Mharwyb: Yeah yeah baby’s first anti-colonial narrative. The scary guy hunts humans as metaphor for the dehumanization of conquered peoples. I went to school.
Zenos, who wanted to be hunted: oh. yeah. totally. :(
Mharwyb: Yeah yeah baby’s first anti-colonial narrative. The scary guy hunts humans as metaphor for the dehumanization of conquered peoples. I went to school.
Zenos, who wanted to be hunted: oh. yeah. totally. :(
Finally some good fucking food.
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Finally some good fucking food.
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Hello, and sorry for doing this, but I need help. After having to renew my car's registration, bills, and pay for Jack's, my late cat, cremation fees; I have run up short of the needed funds for Joker's, Jack's brother, vet exam. I'm sorry for failing to do this on my own, but I need help please.
Support Ser Conaron Starblade
Support Ser Conaron Starblade
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January 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Hello, and sorry for doing this, but I need help. After having to renew my car's registration, bills, and pay for Jack's, my late cat, cremation fees; I have run up short of the needed funds for Joker's, Jack's brother, vet exam. I'm sorry for failing to do this on my own, but I need help please.
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Jardine's once overprotective mother grew to accept her daughter's dangerous decision of being an adventurer, and gifted her with a sword she named Valiance.
It serves to remind Jardine what she fights for, and to give her courage if she's ever afraid
It serves to remind Jardine what she fights for, and to give her courage if she's ever afraid
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Jardine's once overprotective mother grew to accept her daughter's dangerous decision of being an adventurer, and gifted her with a sword she named Valiance.
It serves to remind Jardine what she fights for, and to give her courage if she's ever afraid
It serves to remind Jardine what she fights for, and to give her courage if she's ever afraid
I hereby gift Master Higginsoix Armurier the time-honoured gift
A name from the land of my forebears
"Geng-geng"
A name from the land of my forebears
"Geng-geng"
January 22, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I hereby gift Master Higginsoix Armurier the time-honoured gift
A name from the land of my forebears
"Geng-geng"
A name from the land of my forebears
"Geng-geng"
800ms MSQ let's goooooooo
January 22, 2026 at 10:24 AM
800ms MSQ let's goooooooo
LRT
I did not need to see that on our way to a funeral, but here we are.
It'll always be launch day, little Dreamcast.
I did not need to see that on our way to a funeral, but here we are.
It'll always be launch day, little Dreamcast.
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 AM
LRT
I did not need to see that on our way to a funeral, but here we are.
It'll always be launch day, little Dreamcast.
I did not need to see that on our way to a funeral, but here we are.
It'll always be launch day, little Dreamcast.
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"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"Dreamcast", a haiku
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
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It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
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Remembering thatI put all the eligible men for mom to pick the Mister Final Fantasy XIV, guess who she picked
Derpland Meteor Survivor Dela Cruz 😭😭😭 (affectionate)
Derpland Meteor Survivor Dela Cruz 😭😭😭 (affectionate)
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Remembering thatI put all the eligible men for mom to pick the Mister Final Fantasy XIV, guess who she picked
Derpland Meteor Survivor Dela Cruz 😭😭😭 (affectionate)
Derpland Meteor Survivor Dela Cruz 😭😭😭 (affectionate)
Yuri likes a cerulean tone to the eyes, like that bright blue that you could drown in. Sun bleached hair, uneven in places.
I like golden eyes & bright warm tones that explode out even in the dark.
I like golden eyes & bright warm tones that explode out even in the dark.
#wolquestion / #wolqotd
We all have our preferences.
Favorite hair + eye color combination. The combination that leaves you staring a little too long or swooning a little too hard.
What is yours, player?
What is yours, OC?
We all have our preferences.
Favorite hair + eye color combination. The combination that leaves you staring a little too long or swooning a little too hard.
What is yours, player?
What is yours, OC?
January 22, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Yuri likes a cerulean tone to the eyes, like that bright blue that you could drown in. Sun bleached hair, uneven in places.
I like golden eyes & bright warm tones that explode out even in the dark.
I like golden eyes & bright warm tones that explode out even in the dark.
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And another excuse to bring this out again—
My special skill is running jokes straight into the ground, you can't stop me.
My special skill is running jokes straight into the ground, you can't stop me.
January 22, 2026 at 4:58 AM
And another excuse to bring this out again—
My special skill is running jokes straight into the ground, you can't stop me.
My special skill is running jokes straight into the ground, you can't stop me.
If it wasn't for Higgins, Yuri's fridge would just be jerky.
Now it's actually stocked with food that isn't the civilian equivalent of MREs.
Now it's actually stocked with food that isn't the civilian equivalent of MREs.
#wolqotd || #Wolquestion
What I'd something that can be definitely found from your Wol's/Oc's fridge or food closet? 👁👁
Had this convo with Hari earlier so now I'm curious what the other players' answer would be!
Btw, Faenor's answer would be vodka, milk and coffee. (And cigarettes)😂✨️👌🏻
What I'd something that can be definitely found from your Wol's/Oc's fridge or food closet? 👁👁
Had this convo with Hari earlier so now I'm curious what the other players' answer would be!
Btw, Faenor's answer would be vodka, milk and coffee. (And cigarettes)😂✨️👌🏻
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 AM
If it wasn't for Higgins, Yuri's fridge would just be jerky.
Now it's actually stocked with food that isn't the civilian equivalent of MREs.
Now it's actually stocked with food that isn't the civilian equivalent of MREs.
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Tabi, sitting alone with a cup of tea: 'I hope none of the staff here bother me'
Pinen: Wanders over to check if everything's okay for her
Pinen's POV:
Tabi's POV:
@pinen.etheirys.social
Pinen: Wanders over to check if everything's okay for her
Pinen's POV:
Tabi's POV:
@pinen.etheirys.social
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Tabi, sitting alone with a cup of tea: 'I hope none of the staff here bother me'
Pinen: Wanders over to check if everything's okay for her
Pinen's POV:
Tabi's POV:
@pinen.etheirys.social
Pinen: Wanders over to check if everything's okay for her
Pinen's POV:
Tabi's POV:
@pinen.etheirys.social
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Me: SILVER. HAIR. GOLDEN. EYES.
Tabi:
Tabi:
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Me: SILVER. HAIR. GOLDEN. EYES.
Tabi:
Tabi:
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You know when you go over to your Grandparents' place, thinking it's a random visit, but they knew you were coming and got you all your favourite stuff?
That's Tabi.
She is your Grandmother now.
That's Tabi.
She is your Grandmother now.
#wolqotd || #Wolquestion
What I'd something that can be definitely found from your Wol's/Oc's fridge or food closet? 👁👁
Had this convo with Hari earlier so now I'm curious what the other players' answer would be!
Btw, Faenor's answer would be vodka, milk and coffee. (And cigarettes)😂✨️👌🏻
What I'd something that can be definitely found from your Wol's/Oc's fridge or food closet? 👁👁
Had this convo with Hari earlier so now I'm curious what the other players' answer would be!
Btw, Faenor's answer would be vodka, milk and coffee. (And cigarettes)😂✨️👌🏻
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
You know when you go over to your Grandparents' place, thinking it's a random visit, but they knew you were coming and got you all your favourite stuff?
That's Tabi.
She is your Grandmother now.
That's Tabi.
She is your Grandmother now.
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someone just shared this in frontlines
January 22, 2026 at 5:32 AM
someone just shared this in frontlines
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I am begging these people to look in the general direction of reylo fanfiction where we have come up with dozens of more interesting ways he survived, for the love of FUCK
Meant to explore his redemption, Disney executives rejected the pitch for #TheHuntForBenSolo as they were unable to reconcile how he could be alive after, well, dying! But there are several ways #StarWars could bring back Adam Driver's character: bit.ly/49Rdoj1
January 22, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I am begging these people to look in the general direction of reylo fanfiction where we have come up with dozens of more interesting ways he survived, for the love of FUCK
Summoner, Paladin, Bard, Warrior. Oh, and every healer. I'm too dumb.
ok new #wolqotd what's a job ur awful at. no judgement
for me it's:
- monk (I'm leveling an alt to understand it better though)
- ninja (I forget the mudra order constantly I have no object permanence)
- machinist (ever since they added chainsaw in ew it's felt clunky and idk wtf I'm doing anymore)
for me it's:
- monk (I'm leveling an alt to understand it better though)
- ninja (I forget the mudra order constantly I have no object permanence)
- machinist (ever since they added chainsaw in ew it's felt clunky and idk wtf I'm doing anymore)
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Summoner, Paladin, Bard, Warrior. Oh, and every healer. I'm too dumb.
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I don't know who made this image but
I know the world is noisy with Bad Things right now, but for the first time in over 50 years human beings are going to go round the Moon, THE MOON
and it's kind of weird that hardly anyone is freaking out about this?
I know the world is noisy with Bad Things right now, but for the first time in over 50 years human beings are going to go round the Moon, THE MOON
and it's kind of weird that hardly anyone is freaking out about this?
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I don't know who made this image but
I know the world is noisy with Bad Things right now, but for the first time in over 50 years human beings are going to go round the Moon, THE MOON
and it's kind of weird that hardly anyone is freaking out about this?
I know the world is noisy with Bad Things right now, but for the first time in over 50 years human beings are going to go round the Moon, THE MOON
and it's kind of weird that hardly anyone is freaking out about this?
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After over and year and a half haitus I return with a limited selection of commission types to start out but will work back up to my bigger and more complicated illustrations eventually
wildcharge.carrd.co
wildcharge.carrd.co
Wildcharge Homepage
Hub for all things Wildcharge, from art to gaming
wildcharge.carrd.co
January 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
After over and year and a half haitus I return with a limited selection of commission types to start out but will work back up to my bigger and more complicated illustrations eventually
wildcharge.carrd.co
wildcharge.carrd.co
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The tower
FFXIV tarot
FFXIV tarot
January 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The tower
FFXIV tarot
FFXIV tarot
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Video games wield such a weird position culturally, because they can have the capacity to be just a fidget toy for the most childish people on the planet, and also have the capacity to be the most peak form of art to ever exist, if done well.
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Video games wield such a weird position culturally, because they can have the capacity to be just a fidget toy for the most childish people on the planet, and also have the capacity to be the most peak form of art to ever exist, if done well.