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Aoife XO
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Ee-Fah | 30 | Professional Game Dev | Amateur Faggot | All flirt no follow-through | She/Her | Ontologically Evil 6C5AE388DF254

My Only Crime Is Being Beautiful
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Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Why do all of the people doing fun woodworking projects on YouTube give me Maga-lite vibes 😭 I want to enjoy content made by someone who can employ basic empathy
February 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Few things worse than doing a code review for a coworker, suggesting a change, and them seeing the result of that suggestion and know for sure that they did not bother their ass testing before updating the review
February 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Being an Online Trans Woman is hard because if you're not aware enough you miss all the history and then you spend all your time trying to play catchup figuring out which tgirl was cancelled for what infraction, which side was Correct, and does it even matter after a week
February 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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I’ve officially made it as a bi transwoman, I just got my first comment calling me an ‘autogynephile’💀💀
February 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Tiktok is bullying me by saying that the twist of season 2 of Severance was obvious and telegraphed from the beginning but I was shocked when I watched it happen 😭
February 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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fixing the bugs logged by my transgender coworker first out of solidarity
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My hot take is that I actually quite like the trans flag and I don't know why so many people spend so much time shitting on it
February 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think what I'm learning about the American Republican makeup trend is that it's not that I have subpar makeup skills, it's that I'm actually self aware enough to know that I'm lacking in areas, which puts my abilities so far above others goddamn
February 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Truly, the best part of transition is developing friendships with other women where you can send them pictures of your new nipple piercings without it being a sexual thing 🥹
February 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES 💀
February 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is such a stupid holiday
February 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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seen a sentiment from a few people now expressing or implying a desire to transition but feeling unable due to the current political climate. while fear of the future is completely reasonable, waiting for a "good time to transition" will waste your life. it will never not feel scary at first
February 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Is it just my copy of Invincible e4 or is the audio super wacky? Enshittification strikes again
February 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Something uniquely devastating about watching a video where the creator is like "honest opinion is this a cute outfit" and you're thinking yee, and then you go to the comments and everyone thinks she looks shit 😭 why are clothes hard
February 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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William Gibson is asking what a polycule is.

this is the cyberpunk future I've always dreamed of
Polycute?
NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
February 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Having a project cancelled from under you sucks, but having it happen 5 times in a row underneath you sucks even harder, and having this 5th one being a game that you were genuinely enthusiastic about and excited to have people play is just the pits.
February 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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there's a lot of good lines in dorley, and a lot of great ones too, but this one might be one of the best simply for how sharp it is. seemingly everyone i have talked to has replied "OUCH" lmfao
February 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Cis "allies" need to stop putting pictures of dead children on my timeline in their attempts to clout farm, FUCK OFF
February 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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thankfully the word privilege never appears in any documents related to intelligence or cyber security/hacking
1. EXCLUSIVE

Today, the NSA is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion," a NSA source tells Popular Information.

The massive purge is creating chaos, taking down "mission-related" work
The NSA's "Big Delete"
Today, the National Security Agency (NSA) is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion." The "...
popular.info
February 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So many complex (positive) feelings about Welcome to Dorley Hall, it's real good
February 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM