The Sun Sucks
@usuallyboring.bsky.social
I'm still boring, even here. She/her
Gonna stick my boba straw in the jar of sauer kraut for speed and efficiency.
September 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gonna stick my boba straw in the jar of sauer kraut for speed and efficiency.
My husband just used the phrase "a tray table catastrophe" and I have never heard a better Midwest emo band name.
July 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My husband just used the phrase "a tray table catastrophe" and I have never heard a better Midwest emo band name.
I don't know what kind of plant Elvira is, but she's very dramatic when she's thirsty. Two hours later and she's feeling good.
June 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don't know what kind of plant Elvira is, but she's very dramatic when she's thirsty. Two hours later and she's feeling good.
Remembering that time when I was 14 and thought I was so cool for going into the program files for The Sims and replacing the music for the radio to 3 Libras by A Perfect Circle. And others that i don't rememeber. (I *was* so cool)
June 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Remembering that time when I was 14 and thought I was so cool for going into the program files for The Sims and replacing the music for the radio to 3 Libras by A Perfect Circle. And others that i don't rememeber. (I *was* so cool)
Watching Star Trek Voyager, and they uncover Amelia Earhardt in stasis in the delta quadrant and they want me to take this show seriously. I HATE THIS DAMN SHOw lmao. Not gonna stop me from watching it, though.
June 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Watching Star Trek Voyager, and they uncover Amelia Earhardt in stasis in the delta quadrant and they want me to take this show seriously. I HATE THIS DAMN SHOw lmao. Not gonna stop me from watching it, though.
Performing notarial misconduct and getting punished Danganronpa style by getting crushed to death by a gigantic, clunky notary seal.
June 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Performing notarial misconduct and getting punished Danganronpa style by getting crushed to death by a gigantic, clunky notary seal.
Wondering if, in the Star Trek universe, the need for pooping has been resolved. My husband's solution to find out was by googling this:
May 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wondering if, in the Star Trek universe, the need for pooping has been resolved. My husband's solution to find out was by googling this:
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
What the fuck is wrong with me
May 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What the fuck is wrong with me
Thanks for the reminder Venmo
May 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thanks for the reminder Venmo
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Waking up on a Monday morning like
April 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Waking up on a Monday morning like
The millennial trope of being scared of phone calls gets less and less funny the older we get. Just pick up the phone, damn.
April 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The millennial trope of being scared of phone calls gets less and less funny the older we get. Just pick up the phone, damn.
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Someone should give Level-5 a big budget again. I miss them. Ni No Kuni 3. Dark Cloud 3. Give me something man.
April 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Someone should give Level-5 a big budget again. I miss them. Ni No Kuni 3. Dark Cloud 3. Give me something man.
Just learned that all of the Hanson brothers are older than me and I am genuinely shocked. I was certain that Isaac was older, Taylor was the same age, and Zac was younger than me.
April 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just learned that all of the Hanson brothers are older than me and I am genuinely shocked. I was certain that Isaac was older, Taylor was the same age, and Zac was younger than me.
All 1 seeds in the final four is literally the most boring thing that can happen. What is the point of march madness if there is no madness? I don't even like basketball. I like chaos.
March 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
All 1 seeds in the final four is literally the most boring thing that can happen. What is the point of march madness if there is no madness? I don't even like basketball. I like chaos.
At least I'm in good company 😬😬
INDOT: 28,000 drivers notified for speeding in northeast side construction zone in January alone
INDOT says in January alone more than 28,000 courtesy notices were sent to drivers speeding on the I-465 and I-69 interchange, a "Clear Path" work zone on Indy's northeast side.
www.wrtv.com
March 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
At least I'm in good company 😬😬
On Saturday I predicted Goldin would get hit in the bean bag against Wisconson and said he should wear a cup. APPARENTLy Vlad didn't hear me an hour north of Indy and look what happened. I'm gonna need more people to learn how to pick up my telepathic vibes.
March 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
On Saturday I predicted Goldin would get hit in the bean bag against Wisconson and said he should wear a cup. APPARENTLy Vlad didn't hear me an hour north of Indy and look what happened. I'm gonna need more people to learn how to pick up my telepathic vibes.
I'm so tired of spreadsheets.
March 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm so tired of spreadsheets.
Whenever I order spicy noodles from the local Thai place, I don't know what comes over me, but i absolutely inhale them with no dignity and no shame.
March 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Whenever I order spicy noodles from the local Thai place, I don't know what comes over me, but i absolutely inhale them with no dignity and no shame.
I've been feeling so much stress and dread this week and I truly believe it's all due to sleep deprivation. I do not understand how anyone can operate while chronically sleep deprived. It makes me remember when my kids were babies and how I felt like I was barely surviving each day.
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've been feeling so much stress and dread this week and I truly believe it's all due to sleep deprivation. I do not understand how anyone can operate while chronically sleep deprived. It makes me remember when my kids were babies and how I felt like I was barely surviving each day.
It is a Monday, I've got period cramps killing me, our good car is on a break for some silly repairs, and the building next to my office was on fire at 8:45 AM. I think it's time to go home and try again tomorrow.
February 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It is a Monday, I've got period cramps killing me, our good car is on a break for some silly repairs, and the building next to my office was on fire at 8:45 AM. I think it's time to go home and try again tomorrow.
I have to get on the price is right so I can wear my Hatsune Miku x Drew Carey shirt.
February 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I have to get on the price is right so I can wear my Hatsune Miku x Drew Carey shirt.
After approximately 20 valentines days together, we finally accidentally bought each other the same card.
February 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
After approximately 20 valentines days together, we finally accidentally bought each other the same card.